English Club

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Can anyone guess how they translated "не заплывать за буи"?

[Kerua 1]

Molly Malone, no, and how did they do it? )

[Molly Malone 4 448]

@Kerua,

Not to swim away for buyos

[victorian 8 435]

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. 

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. 

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. 

He had no trouble with discipline that term.

 

 

 

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. 

"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." 

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. 

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." 

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Изменено 19 августа, 2015 пользователем victorian

[JaneBird 5]

Hi! I've got a question: what films in English have you seen recently?

[victorian 8 435]

 

 

Hi! I've got a question: what films in English have you seen recently?

 

I`ve been watching the series "Desperate Housewives". And what about you?

[Molly Malone 4 448]

@victorian,

How do you like "Desperate Housewives?" I adore it

[victorian 8 435]

 

 

How do you like "Desperate Housewives?" I adore it

 

Well.. I can see some true features of our changeable, unpredictable life there and it`s quite amusingly 

[victorian 8 435]

for fun:

 

Lisa: What to tell him? 

Anna: Only Truth 

Lisa: What truth? 

Anna: I don`t know, think something

[JaneBird 5]

I`ve been watching the series "Desperate Housewives". And what about you?

I adore it and I also love the Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother☺

The actors are adorable☺

[victorian 8 435]

Funny riddles - 

 

4. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a hundred years? 

5. If there were six crows sitting on a bench and a hunter shot one of them, how many would be left? 

7. What has teeth, but can't chew? 

8. Which hand should you stir soup with? 

9. What is the best exercise for loosing weight? 

10. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

[JaneBird 5]

 

Funny riddles -

 

4. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a hundred years?

5. If there were six crows sitting on a bench and a hunter shot one of them, how many would be left?

7. What has teeth, but can't chew?

8. Which hand should you stir soup with?

9. What is the best exercise for loosing weight?

10. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

4?

5. 1, the shot one

7.?

8. You'd better stir soup with a spoon☺

9.eating?

[victorian 8 435]

 

 

8. You'd better stir soup with a spoon☺

This is right!  Good job!

[JaneBird 5]

This is right! Good job!

What about the rest?☺

[Lady LG 4 159]

4. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a hundred years?

Letter "m"!

 

7. What has teeth, but can't chew?

A comb?

 

9. What is the best exercise for loosing weight?

It's easy! Turn your head to the right and then to the left. Do it every time you are offered something tasty...

 

10. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

We need some help...

@JaneBird,

Nice to meet you!

Изменено 2 сентября, 2015 пользователем Lady LG