English Club

[victorian 8 431]

 

 A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbour said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking dog stuff? There ain't no such animal." Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. "Please buy me, Sir," he pleaded. "This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal, never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog in America. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times." "Hey!" said the neighbour. "He can talk. Why do you want to sell him for just five dollars?" "Because," said the seller, "I'm getting tired of all his lies."

 

 

******

 

- You're a six year old girl! Where did you get these money!? 

- A stranger gave them to me. 

- Why a stranger gave them to you? 

- Because he want me to don't tell my Daddy...

- Don't tell him what? 

- Don't tell my Daddy that I saw the stranger in your bedroom, Mommy...

Изменено 29 января, 2015 пользователем victorian

[Lady LG 4 159]

She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."

 

I identify myself like this every day. Before going to work I look in the mirror and say to myself:

"It's me! I'm as fresh as a daisy!I look terrific!" It helps... Sometimes...

 

Well, friends, could you answer my question, please? Who can you see in the picture: John Lennon or Harry Potter?

I'll explain what your answers mean later. See you!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Looks like John Lennon for me.

Or even Ivan Ohlobystin

Am I insane?

[Lady LG 4 159]

@Molly Malone,

Or even Ivan Ohlobystin

One of the two: either John Lennon or Harry Potter

 

Looks like John Lennon for me.

Thanks.I can see your choice. Let's wait for the others.

Изменено 29 января, 2015 пользователем Lady LG

[victorian 8 431]

Who can you see in the picture: John Lennon or Harry Potter?

It seemes to me this is Harry Potter.

 

And Molly, my congratulations and best wishes on your marriage!    By the way does your husband speak English? Invite him to our English Club

Изменено 30 января, 2015 пользователем victorian

[Molly Malone 4 448]

@victorian,

 

Thank you very much!

Yes, he does. I'll tell him to join in if he wishes to.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Есть давняя мечта. Выучить английский язык.

 

That's a great idea!

 

Но с чего начать.

 

Get a good teacher or take a course. It takes time and money.

 

И Как этот клуб найти?

 

We live here.

 

Сколько стоит и что там и как ?

 

Admission is free.

 

А то у меня с языком сложно пока.

 

I see. Never mind.

Изменено 31 января, 2015 пользователем Lady LG

[Светолика 10]

Hello! I am a new person on this forum and I maybe do not know well all these rules and really I have not read all this 150 pages before .  But I have a nice place in Pushkino for meetings and comuncations in English. I am not a teacher of  English I just organize it.

If someone is interesting  you can join us.  We meet every week. The text time  - this weekend 07 feb everning 18.00

 

And can someone advises me?! I am looking for English-speaking people (native-speaking or who have lived for a while in English speaking country)  to invite them to our meetings. is there someone who is living in Pushkino or not far from Pushkino to arrive here to join us?  

[victorian 8 431]

@Светолика,  I'd like to get involved, could you give detailed information.

Изменено 9 февраля, 2015 пользователем victorian

[Светолика 10]

@Светолика,  I'd like to get involved, could you give detailed information.

you are welcome!

we can meet  the next time 15 feb at 17.00 or  18 feb at 18.30. we are situated at the west part of Pushkino, near the railway station. The address and phone I have written you personally.

When we meet, we try to communicate each other, to discusse a topic, to speake and enjoy playing some games (it is very nice) and we have someone like a leader of the meeting who speaks english well.  Do you have other ideas?       

Изменено 9 февраля, 2015 пользователем Светолика

[SMIL 19]

hi I want to get involved too. send me your address and phone pls

[Светолика 10]

I have done.  If someone else would like to get envolved would you indicate what  day  do you prefer: weekend or weekday? 

[victorian 8 431]

www

[Светолика 10]

The people in Pushkino are not very active, don't you?

[MSC 2 637]

The people in Pushkino are not very active, don't you?

 

Why? We are actively living and enjoying life, actively working, actively travelling, actively going in for sports, actively loving.

Hhmmmm, I wonder what else are we expected to do actively? 

Изменено 17 февраля, 2015 пользователем MSC