English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Justinianna

 

Write simple sentences, nobody will laugh at your mistakes. Or try to guess riddles and do other tasks. Good luck!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Dear friends! We have 3 riddles unguessed. It seems to me that everybody is bored with riddles, so I'll give the answer to the first one and hints to the others.

Justinianna, try to guess them and you'll get a prize!

Riddles:

1. How many fingers have we got?

2. Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetry?

3. What gets wetter as it dries?

Answers:

 

1. We have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs. If a person is akward (for example he drops something), English people say: "Your fingers are all thumbs." (руки-крюки)

 

2. Because he was _ _ _ _

 

3. a t_ _ _ _

[Самира 26]

Lady Lg

victorian

 

very interesting composition

 

I'll try to do my best and write something

 

composition based on real events.

 

Wedding

 

My the eldest son named Daniel 4 years old has gone to kindergarten(мини сад) from this year.

He goes there with the girl friend named Darya they know each other from last year.

Daniel and Darya liked each other so when they are together they always divide something when they are separately they are looking for each other.

 

Daniel always tells me - Darya loves me

 

Every day after working I come home and ask Daniel - what did you do today in kindergarten ?

- Mummy I do not remember.

- did you study figures or maybe dance or sing songs?

- yes study and then sing song.

It was his usual answer with some little differences .

 

One day I come home and ask as always - what did you do in kindergarten today ?

 

Daniel - married!

 

I was so surprised that forgot everything and continue my questions -HOW?

 

He begins to tell:

 

One girl from our group named Anna celebrates her birthday.

She brings sweets and all of us come up to her and tell the poem and congratulate her.

 

I told the poem congratulate her and she kissed me and I kissed her .

After it Darya come up to me immediately and kissed me also.

 

I ask - and how they kissed you show me? (I asked without any thoughts, a little bit later I understood WHAT I asked to 4 years old boy)

Daniel answered - to my cheek.

 

My next answer was the following

- and how did you marry ?

my son answered mummy I already told you - we kissed each other and dance all together.

My last word was - yes it is very interesting for me, when I become grandmother, when you will 10 years old?

My boy laugh at me

 

sorry for my mistakes if the text has it .

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[Molly Malone 4 448]

Самира,

 

 

Oh god, you are too young to become a grandmother!

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

Самира

 

 

That is very good. At least your son has the traditional sex orientation.

[victorian 8 435]

Самира

 

 

I`m sure you`ll be very kind mother-in-law

Изменено 28 сентября, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Justinianna 32]

Dear friends! We have 3 riddles unguessed. It seems to me that everybody is bored with riddles, so I'll give the answer to the first one and hints to the others.

Justinianna, try to guess them and you'll get a prize!

Riddles:

1. How many fingers have we got?

2. Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetry?

3. What gets wetter as it dries?

Answers:

 

1. We have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs. If a person is akward (for example he drops something), English people say: "Your fingers are all thumbs." (руки-крюки)

 

2. Because he was _ _ _ _

 

3. a t_ _ _ _

My Answers:

Because he was dead.

A towel.

[Justinianna 32]

My story

"Incident on my wedding"

My wedding day was one of most happy days in my life.

All started how I dreamed. The wedding ceremony was moving and beautiful.

When we arrived to the restaurant, all guests have a good time.

The toastmaster organized funny competitions.

Then started a moment first dance the newly married couple.

We were rehearsing it dance a few days.

Started music and we understand that it is not our song.

We ran up to the toastmaster and asked him - Why is sounding not our song?

He answered that he writes in his organizer that we order him this song.

We immediately decided to improvise.

In result my husband stepped on the hem of my skirt and broke it.

All guests were drunken and not sighted it. It stay our small secret.

[Самира 26]

Molly

Самира,

 

 

Oh god, you are too young to become a grandmother

 

 

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Ordnung muss sein

 

Anyway I think it's better to be a young grandmother then an old grandmother))

 

Lady LG

As to his sex orientation it is ok on 100 percent

 

Victorian

 

I" ll try to do everything to be a good mother-in - law

First off all they should live separetely from us )

[Самира 26]

My story

"Incident on my wedding"

My wedding day was one of most happy days in my life.

All started how I dreamed. The wedding ceremony was moving and beautiful.

When we arrived to the restaurant, all guests have a good time.

The toastmaster organized funny competitions.

Then started a moment first dance the newly married couple.

We were rehearsing it dance a few days.

Started music and we understand that it is not our song.

We ran up to the toastmaster and asked him - Why is sounding not our song?

He answered that he writes in his organizer that we order him this song.

We immediately decided to improvise.

In result my husband stepped on the hem of my skirt and broke it.

All guests were drunken and not sighted it. It stay our small secret.

Very interesting facts from your wedding !

[Lady LG 4 159]

Justinianna

 

2. Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetry? 3. What gets wetter as it dries?

Because he was dead. A towel.

 

Your answers are right! A cup of coffee goes to you as a prize.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Justinianna

"Incident on my wedding"

 

Congratulations on your debut!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

There're two names in the title of this book. One of the characters is very talanted and well-educated. He is a good singer and story-teller. Unfortunately, he isn't free. He is kept in chains.

 

Erm...talented, well-educated, a good story-teller and singer...

Is the book about victorian?

Victorian, who dares keep you in chains??

Tell me and i will kill him and save you!

Molly is on the way!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Justinianna

 

what an interesting story

 

I guess all weddings have such incidents, for example my ex-husband mixed almost all sorts of alcohol that exist on the planet (perhaps he wanted to drown his sorrow in wine on that day) and all night long he was saying such funny things

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

There're two names in the title of this book. One of the characters is very talanted and well-educated. He is a good singer and story-teller. Unfortunately, he isn't free. He is kept in chains.

Is the book about victorian?

 

No, Molly, the book isn't about victorian, but the character in chains looks like him.