English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Justinianna

 

Nice to meet you! If you want to join our English Club, do it, that's all. Everybody is nice and friendly here. But if you want to become our permanent member, you should visit the club practically every day, otherwise you won't be able to follow our conversation and tasks.

 

And some words about hair. All the ladies in our club are virtual stupid blondes and we organized Blondes'Club (our gentlemen like it). By the way, victorian is blond too but Serdar isn't. If you also want to join Blondes' Club, you should dye your hair blond and buy some pink clothes. The length of your hair doesn't matter.

[gimini 19 780]

Justinianna is blonde, I know. In our club a new member.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Hurray! Now we are five! Five charming dumb blondes:

 

Molly Malone

Lady LG

Самира

gimini

Justinianna

[Lady LG 4 159]

Let's sum up, ladies and gentlemen. For the present we have some new and old tasks for fun and profit:

Riddles:

1. How many fingers have we got?

2. Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetry?

3. What gets wetter as it dries?

 

A misprint:

The text below contains a mistake where ONE LETTER in a word is WRONG. For example, if the word should be CAT it is printed as CAP.

 

An English army colonel who was about to retire was asked what he was going to do.

He said, “ I’m thinking of buying a farm in New Zealand.”

“Why not a farm in England?” was the question.

“ England!” he cried. “Don’t you know the English climate? I was born in England, I fought for England and I will lie for England if necessary.

But the only thing nobody can make me do is to live in England.”

 

And a usual joke:

– Don’t you think, doctor, you’ve rather overcharged for attending Jimmy when he had measles?

- You must remember, Mrs Brown, that includes twenty-two visits.

- Yes, but you forget he infected the whole school!

overcharge - взять высокую плату

measles – корь

[Serdar 2]

 

A misprint:

The text below contains a mistake where ONE LETTER in a word is WRONG. For example, if the word should be CAT it is printed as CAP.

 

An English army colonel who was about to retire was asked what he was going to do.

He said, “ I’m thinking of buying a farm in New Zealand.”

“Why not a farm in England?” was the question.

“ England!” he cried. “Don’t you know the English climate? I was born in England, I fought for England and I will lie for England if necessary.

But the only thing nobody can make me do is to live in England.”

I think that instead of word 'lie' word 'die'.

[victorian 8 436]

Lady LG

I agree, I`m guilty, shame on me, but I did want to help Justinianna. BTW thank you very much for T-shirt, Molly liked it.

 

victorian Do you have green card???

 

Yes, I have a lot of cards. For example yesterday Molly and me playd cards for strip till midnight. I won.

[Molly Malone 4 448]

BTW thank you very much for T-shirt, Molly liked it.

 

Oh yes, i like bad boys

 

For example yesterday Molly and me playd cards for strip till midnight. I won. rolleyes.gif

 

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

Yes, you're right!

...I will die for England if necessary.

And here's your prize. Do you like caviar?

[victorian 8 436]

Let me introduce you some hot political news. Americans admire our prime minister Vladimir Putin.

This is an extract from one american radio-show:

 

 

"Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Peter, rumor has it that Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin wants to run for president of Russia again next year. He's already begun a sort of covert campaign to woo the public over. He is using a series of photo ops featuring the Russian leader in action, doing, among other things, what?

 

PETER GROSZ: Anything while topless?

 

SAGAL: We'll take that. The answer is everything.

 

SAGAL: This week, Atlantic.com put together a gallery of over 30 photos of the Russian leader displaying his manliness.

 

For example, a picture of Putin driving a Formula One racecar, Putting harpooning a whale, shooting a tiger, delivering a karate chop to a challenger, competing in an arm wrestling competition, giving a piano recital, snuggling with a puppy, piloting a fire-fighting plane, bottle feeding a young moose, driving a tank...

 

(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)

 

SAGAL: Playing hockey, talking to a lion, whispering to a horse, consoling a tiger cub, bending a frying pan with his bare hands, and deep sea diving off the coast of Greece, just to discover two ancient clay urns.

 

GROSZ: That was the best one.

 

SAGAL: That really, yeah.

 

GROSZ: He looked like he just emerged from the water, like I didn't also see any like scuba equipment.

 

SAGAL: No.

 

GROSZ: Can he breathe under water also?

 

ROXANNE ROBERTS: He's Neptune.

 

GROSZ: Yeah.

 

SAGAL: He can breathe whatever the hell he wants, sir.

 

GROSZ: Yeah.

 

 

Изменено 24 сентября, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

You didn't mention the fact that there are no sharks in the Primorskyi Region any more, but the name of the hero who killed them has been unknown until today.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

BTW thank you very much for the T-shirt, Molly liked it.

 

Oh yes, i like bad boys

I'm not surprised. This is a present for you from me. It matches victorian's T-shirt and you will look terrific together.

[Serdar 2]

It matches victorian's T-shirt and you will look terrific together.

GENESIS

 

The Creation of the World.

 

28. "....... And God blessed them. And God said to them,

"Be fruitful and multiply and ........."

[Molly Malone 4 448]

victorian,

 

i liked your political news

 

It matches victorian's T-shirt and you will look terrific together.

 

thank you, Lady LG, victorian and I are going to wear these wonderful T-shirts at our next romantic date

Изменено 24 сентября, 2011 пользователем Molly Malone

[Molly Malone 4 448]

28. "....... And God blessed them. And God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply and ........."

 

Serdar,

...and play cards?

[Serdar 2]

The form images inside but not always.

In this way I have the more flexible approach. Yours motivation is above all.