English Club

[victorian 8 435]

A little elf

Sat in a tree

Painting leaves

To throw at me.

 

Leaves of yellow

And leaves of red

Came tumbling down

About my head.

 

[Слоня 11 116]

victorian

You Vit, Bach song in English you do not accidentally send ..

[Lady LG 4 159]

Golden autumn has come...

 

victorian

 

A little elf

Sat in a tree

Painting leaves

To throw at me.

Leaves of yellow

And leaves of red

Came tumbling down

About my head.

 

This poem is beautiful! Is it yours?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Reading for everybody:

 

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day John suddenly dived

into the swimming pool. Knowing that Jack couldn’t swim David threw himself into

the water and saved his friend.

 

The doctor didn’t think long. He immediately ordered David to be discharged from

the hospital as he was OK.

 

He said, “We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we’re

going to discharge you because you’ve regained your mind. If you’re able to save

somebody’s life, you’re a normal person. The bad news is that John, whom you’ve just saved, hung himself in the toilet and died.”

 

“Doctor, he didn’t hang himself,” David answered, “I hung him there to dry.”

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[victorian 8 435]

Is it yours?

No it`s not mine. It`s kid`s poem.

 

Lady LG

And this story is special one for evening time.

[Molly Malone 4 448]

No, Molly, the book isn't about victorian, but the character in chains looks like him.

 

Lady LG, are you sure he is in chains, not in handcuffs?

 

Is the writer russian?

[victorian 8 435]

Is the writer russian?

What are you talking about? Sure I`m russian!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

What are you talking about? Sure I`m russian!

 

I thought you were Scottish

 

Or is it now too cold for you to wear a kilt?

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[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

What are you talking about?

We're talking about Guess the book:

 

There're two names in the title of this book. One of the characters is very talanted and well-educated. He is a good singer and story-teller.

Unfortunately, he isn't free. He is kept in chains.

Is the book about victorian?

No, Molly, the book isn't about victorian, but the character in chains looks like him.

Is the writer russian?

Yes, the book was written by the great Russian writer and poet.

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[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

It's Teacher's Day tomorrow. How are you going to celebrate it?

 

Some jokes about teachers and students:

 

1. PUPIL: I haven’t done my homework because I’ve lost my memory.

TEACHER: When did this start ?

PUPIL: When did WHAT start ?

 

2. – What’s your father, Bobby?

- My father’s a school teacher.

- That’s a good profession. Does he like his job?

- Yes, he enjoys it. He has only one thing to complain about.

- What’s that?

- Oh, the children.

 

3. Teacher: Today we’re going to talk about the tenses.

Now, if I say, “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?

Pupil: Obviously past.

 

Dear friends, correct the mistakes in the sentence below, please.

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[Molly Malone 4 448]

Unfortunately, he isn't free. He is kept in chains.

 

Lady LG, do you mean he is...married?

 

the book was written by the great Russian writer and poet.

 

Maybe Pushkin?

 

As for the teacher's day, victorian and i are going to drink champagne all day/night long

[victorian 8 435]

There're two names in the title of this book. One of the characters is very talanted and well-educated. He is a good singer and story-teller. Unfortunately, he isn't free. He is kept in chains.

 

Maybe it is "Ruslan and Ludmila" by A. S. Pushkin. Ruslan was talanted and well-educated, good singer and story-teller.

As for Ludmila she was illiterate one. She couldn`t read or write, she was just a cute pretty russian girl.

 

 

Dear friends, correct the mistakes in the sentence below, please.

 

nead - need

[victorian 8 435]

Molly Malone

 

Champagne all night

It`s magic flight!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

teechers - tichers

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Champagne all night It`s magic flight!

 

They'll eat and dance and kiss and drink,

And then in bath of champagne sink.

And in the morning she will ask:

"Where did i leave my skirt at dusk?"

 

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