victorian 8 431 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 victorian: I’d like to buy a book, please. Shop assistant: Something light? victorian: It doesn’t matter. I have my car with me. car-green.gif Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
victorian 8 431 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Example: I'm listening to you carefully but I can't hear you. hear of - слышать, знать, что это существует Example: Who is Michael Swan? I've never heard of him. One more example: I`ve heard of Molly but never listened to her. Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Serdar 2 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 The Chupa Chups logo was design in 1969 by artist Salvador Dali. Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Serdar 2 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 2. What can you drop without losing anything? Bad habits. Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Serdar The name of this famous picture by Salvatore Dali is "The Creation of Eve". 2. What can you drop without losing anything? Bad habits. Yes, that's right and a morning cup of coffee goes to you! Dear friends! Have you got any bad habits? I have a bad habit of reading in bed and eating at night. And you? Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Serdar 2 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Serdar The name of this famous picture by Salvatore Dali is "The Creation of Eve". Precisely! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Reading for everybody ********************************************************************** God and Eve “God, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “I know that you created me and provided me with this beautiful garden and all those wonderful animals, as well as that cheerful comic snake, but I don’t feel happy.” “And why is that, Eve?” “God, I’m lonely, and I’m fed up with apples.” “Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I’ll create a man for you.” “Man? What’s that, God?” “A strange creature with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat, and, all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you’ve been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will play childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly.” “Sounds great,” said Eve with ironically raised eyebrows, “but what’s the catch, God?” “Well… you can have him on the condition.” “And what’s that, God?” “As I have said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring… so you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will be our little secret… you know, woman to woman.” smart – умный what’s the catch – в чем подвох arrogant – высокомерный self-admiring – самодовольный ********************************************************************** Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Serdar 2 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 May be her name not Eve but Lilith ? Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Maybe. According to Jewish mythology Lilith was Adam's first wife that he had before Eve. Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 448 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Dear friends! Have you got any bad habits? I have a bad habit of reading in bed and eating at night. 14[1].gif And you? I am afraid that if i write about all my bad habits, Serdar will anathematize me or burn me down like a witch Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Ha-ha-ha! Molly is afraid that Serdar will think she's a bad girl. Frankly speaking, I'm afraid of him too. I'm under the impression that Serdar is too decent and serious. He always does proper things and may disapprove of my silly posts... Serdar! Tell the truth: have you got any bad habits? If you haven't, you're a cyborg! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Ladies and gentlemen, for today we have the following tasks for fun and profit: Some riddles: 1. Whose face needs no washing? 2. It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it? 3. Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? What film? - Darling, will you marry me at last? - Well, let me think a little more... - How long are you going to think? We have known each other for 30 years! - Well, I don't know. And besides your mother has never liked me! - Yes, that's true. She has always disliked you. But it doesn't matter. Now she can't see very well. And a usual joke from Ladies' Club: ********************************************************************** The young wife says to her husband, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon we’re going to be three in the house instead of two.” The young husband runs up to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. “I’m so happy!” he exclaims. “I’m glad that you feel this way. My mother is coming one of these days. She’s going to live with us.” ********************************************************************** Have fun! See you! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Serdar 2 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 Serdar! Tell the truth: have you got any bad habits? If you haven't, you're a cyborg! I like eating at night. And last time I am more lazy in relation to sport. Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 448 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 I like eating at night. And last time I am more lazy in relation to sport. Oh my god! Serdar, that's horrible! So many vices in one person...unbelievable. I am an angel compared to you! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 448 Опубликовано 6 сентября, 2011 1. Whose face needs no washing? The face of a clock? Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
