English Club

[Molly Malone 4 448]

victorian,

i can see you are not wasting your time, good boy

 

Riddle

 

And what are you doing today, my english friends? biggrin.gif

 

As for today it`s a little secret

 

 

What was our dear victorian doing today?

 

My answer is: he has been to Macdonalds. Secretly.

[gimini 19 782]

A riddle A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? (Hint: This method is outdated, it isn't used nowadays)

Serdar and victorian! I don't believe that you have never shot anybody.

 

gimini! If nobody can guess, tell us the answer, please!

 

One more Guess the film: (very easy)

 

- Monkey, would you like a banana?

- Well,.... what for?

- For no particular reason.

1.

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2.

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3.

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4.

[Molly Malone 4 448]

gimini,

 

[Serdar 2]

'And what are you doing today, my English friends? '

 

Light time of the day I spent on the work. Where were celebrated two birthdays applying cakes and fruits. I know this is not healthy food.

Now in the evening I am thinking about English Club.

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Where were celebrated two birthdays applying cakes and fruits. I know this is not healthy food.

 

Serdar,

I do hope you didn't drink anything alcoholic or smoke anything illegal at the parties!

One should lead healthy life

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

Can I take part in club? I have no any speaking practice in English language.

victorian

Yes this is right link and sure you can visit Club any time, entrance fee is 200 rub And sometimes we can go there together

:)

That's a very good idea! victorian, you're a real friend!

Fortunately Molly and I speak English every day. Sometimes too much..

[victorian 8 436]

I do hope you didn't drink anything alcoholic or smoke anything illegal at the parties! One should lead healthy life rofl.gif

 

Aha-ha-ha Who is speaking about healthy life here?! Is this our shashlik-addict Molly? Be sure my dear I`ll lead you to real "healthy life" full of magic wonders!

[Lady LG 4 159]

A usual joke from Ladies' Club

 

Two young men are talking:

Jack - What do you think of clever women, Jim?

 

Jim - Well, I know a lot of clever women and girls. They’re interesting to talk to, they’re hard working, efficient, responsible and reliable in business. But you know, Jack, I would never advise you to choose a clever girl to be your wife. My dear friend, never, never marry a girl who is very clever.

 

Jack - I agree with you, Jim. A good wife should be nice, kind, gentle, good at

housework and cooking. She must take care of her husband and children. A good wife doesn’t need much education.

 

Jim - You’re quite right! Marriage is a serious thing. A business lady is good to be seen at the office and not at home.

 

Jack – By the way, Jim, I hear you’re going to marry Jane. What is she like? I’m sure she is pretty and not very clever.

 

Jim – Oh, yes! Jane and I are getting married next month. She is a very nice girl, a

real treasure. Jane has just graduated from university and is going to start her own business. She is very intelligent and sensible. Her advice is always reasonable and I often follow it. Jane is the cleverest girl I have ever known. You know, my friend, I’m the happiest man in the world!

 

Jack – Well, Jim, but you contradict your own words! You’ve just advised me not to

marry a clever woman! Why are you going to marry Jane? She’s so clever!

 

Jim - But I love her!

[victorian 8 436]

Lady LG

Yes yes yes! Your last anecdote is absolutely true and I agree with you. There are two types of women 1)nice or 2)clever

For example in our English Club Molly is beautiful.

[Serdar 2]

Serdar,

I do hope you didn't drink anything alcoholic or smoke anything illegal at the parties!

One should lead healthy life

Yes, nobody drank.

 

When I was student was living in the hostel.

 

'No song unsung, no wine untasted' {Les Miserables I Dreamed a Dream}

I have already achieved my equator.

 

Did you attend friend-students in the hostel when yourself studied in the institute?

In this way you know everything about that

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[victorian 8 436]

Fortunately Molly and I speak English every day. Sometimes too much..

 

to kids?

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Be sure my dear I`ll lead you to real "healthy life" full of magic wonders! gentleman.gif

 

 

And then I'll lead you to real "unhealthy life" full of wild, misterious adventures

 

in our English Club Molly is beautiful

 

Thank you, victorian

 

It's better to be beautiful than to be clever, or, as Oscar Wilde said "- It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly."