English Club

[victorian 8 435]

It's better to be beautiful than to be clever, or, as Oscar Wilde said "- It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly."

 

 

 

And then I'll lead you to real "unhealthy life" full of wild, misterious adventures tongue.gif

 

[Molly Malone 4 448]

[gimini 19 764]

I spent a wonderful morning... With two young men From Azimut

[Molly Malone 4 448]

ginimi,

that's great?

how was it?

 

Very soon i am going to spend time with them too, i hope there will be two of them

 

When I call them they are always very friendly, we chat...first about internet, then about the weather

[gimini 19 764]

ginimi,

that's great?

how was it?

 

Very soon i am going to spend time with them too, i hope there will be two of them

 

When I call them they are always very friendly, we chat...first about internet, then about the weather

Oh, it was wonderful. One ran to the attic floor, but he was found there. Then he went to another house. Then came another young man to help him, he was much nicer.

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

Fortunately Molly and I speak English every day. Sometimes too much..

 

to kids?

Yes, to our pupils. I have some small kids but not many. Most of my students are old enough. Their age is from 13-14 to 23. They have been learning English for many years and speak it quite well.

[Lady LG 4 159]

In victorian's opinion there're two types of women:

There are two types of women 1)nice or 2)clever For example in our English Club Molly is beautiful.

A joke from me:

 

The other day the members of our club had a meeting and victorian suggested that we should play a game.

He said,"Those who are clever - step right, please, and those who are pretty - step left."

 

Without any hesitation victorian and Serdar jumped right. Самира, gimini and Lady LG smiled and stepped left. But poor Molly Malone didn't move. She was at a loss and had no idea where to go. At last she exclaimed,

 

"Damn him! Am I supposed to tear myself apart???" (Что, мне разорваться что-ли?)

[gimini 19 764]

In victorian's opinion there're two types of women:

There are two types of women 1)nice or 2)clever For example in our English Club Molly is beautiful.

A joke from me:

 

The other day the members of our club had a meeting and victorian suggested that we should play a game.

He said,"Those who are clever - step right, please, and those who are pretty - step left."

 

Without any hesitation victorian and Serdar jumped right. Самира, gimini and Lady LG smiled and stepped left. But poor Molly Malone didn't move. She was at a loss and had no idea where to go. At last she exclaimed,

 

"Damn him! Am I supposed to tear myself apart???" (Что, мне разорваться что-ли?)

[Самира 26]

Lady LG

Yes yes yes! Your last anecdote is absolutely true and I agree with you. There are two types of women 1)nice or 2)clever

For example in our English Club Molly is beautiful.

For example in our English Club Molly is beautiful

victorian you forgot to write the second word and clever

[Lady LG 4 159]

One more joke from Blondes' Club:

 

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One day at the beginning of September Самира came to the school. She looked nice because not long before she had dyed her hair blond. Самира said to the headmaster,

“I want my son to learn a foreign language.”

“Certainly, madam,” he replied, “Which language do you want him to learn: English, French, Italian, German?”

“Which is the most foreign?” the lady wondered.

 

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[Molly Malone 4 448]

Samira,

victorian will never write it, he enjoys laughing at me

 

 

Besides, I am not very clever sometimes, I’ll tell you a story on the subject.

 

As you know, I’ve got a compost heap, and I pile there everything: grass, weeds, ashes etc. It’s quite big already.

So, in the beginning of the summer when I came up to my huge heap I realized that I had left my pitchfork (вилы) right in the middle of it the previous autumn, and it stuck there. The handle was covered with the thick heavy layer of compost and only the end of the pitchfork itself was visible. I made up my mind by all means to pull it out.

 

For those who don’t know: a pitchfork is a very, very big fork used in the garden for different purposes. (but sometimes my pork-chops are so big that I have to use a pitchfork and a saw instead of a fork and a knife to eat them)

 

And I stood there with the pitchfork against my stomach and began to pull rather vigorously. It didn’t move. The third time I pulled, and it began to move. “Hooray!” I exclaimed, and pulled once again…and again…Only then I suddenly realized that the pitchfork was very sharp, and if I pulled one more time, I’d make myself hara-kiri. Thinking of my stupidity, I burst into laughter.

So I stepped aside, pulled hard and the pitchfork came out. I was lucky that day. If it hadn’t dawned upon me to keep my stomach away from it, I would have had hara-kiri

 

It looked like this…something like this. I took the photo to let you understand it more clearly

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

then I suddenly realized that the pitchfork was very sharp, and if I pulled one more time, I’d make myself hara-kiri.

Oh, dear! It's awful! Be more careful in the future and don't step on the rake!

 

Let me give you some more useful advice.

Do you sometimes hit your thumb when you use a hammer?

To prevent it you should always hold the hammer with both hands.

 

Have a nice weekend, everybody! See you!

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[victorian 8 435]

Molly Malone

 

Next time call me in problematic situations.

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Do you sometimes hit your thumb when you use a hammer? To prevent it you should always hold the hammer with both hands. lady.gif

 

Oh yeah, and hold the nail with my teeth whilst hammering

 

victorian, i have so many problematic situations, if i call you every time, i am afraid you'll get tired of me...or will you not?

[victorian 8 435]

victorian, i have so many problematic situations

 

What`s problematic situations?

It`s only your imagination,

When sun`s so bright and moon`s full passion,

Whole world is our relation!

 

Изменено 3 сентября, 2011 пользователем victorian