English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar I prefer another translation.

 

Редьярд Киплинг "Если""Заповедь" (Перевод С. Маршака)

 

О, если ты спокоен, не растерян,

Когда теряют головы вокруг,

И если ты себе остался верен,

Когда в тебя не верит лучший друг,

И если ждать умеешь без волненья,

Не станешь ложью отвечать на ложь,

Не будешь злобен, став для всех мишенью,

Но и святым себя не назовешь, -

 

И если ты своей владеешь страстью,

А не тобою властвует она,

И будешь твёрд в удаче и в несчастье,

Которым, в сущности, цена одна,

И если ты готов к тому, что слово

Твоё в ловушку превращает плут,

И, потерпев крушенье, можешь снова -

Без прежних сил - возобновлять свой труд.

 

И если ты способен всё, что стало

Тебе привычным, выложить на стол,

Всё проиграть и вновь начать сначала,

Не пожалев того, что приобрел,

И если можешь, сердце, нервы, жилы

Так завести, чтобы вперед нестись,

Когда с годами изменяют силы

И только воля говорит: "держись!" -

 

И если можешь быть в толпе собою,

При короле с народом связь хранить

И, уважая мнение любое,

Главы перед молвою не клонить,

И если будешь мерить расстоянье

Секундами, пускаясь в дальний бег, -

Земля - твоё, мой мальчик, достоянье,

И более того, ты - человек!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Ladies and gentlemrn! For today we have some tasks for fun and profit:

 

Guess the film:

1. - Come on! Make a speech! Everybody is waiting! - Well, we were building, building, building ... And at last we have built! - Hurray!!!

2. - You are a falcon, Comrade Eagle!

- Sorry, but I'm not Comrade Eagle...

- And what did I say? You are an eagle, Comrade Falcon! A real eagle!

 

A riddle:

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be? (Hint: This method is outdated, it isn't used nowadays)

 

A special puzzle for clever gimini:

 

Four people work in an office: two women and two men. Ann likes Catherine but she doesn’t like the two men. Peter doesn’t like the person that Ann likes, but he likes Ann. Only one person likes Catherine. John likes two people. One person doesn’t like Ann. Who is it?

 

Have fun! See you!

[gimini 19 482]

 

 

A riddle:

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be? (Hint: This method is outdated, it isn't used nowadays)

I know, in the childhood I too used this method.

 

 

 

Thanks for а special puzzle for me

 

Person who doesn't like Ann is Catherine

[Lady LG 4 159]

gimini

 

Yes, I tried to shoot my husband too but I wasn't very good at it. Don't tell the answer, please, let the others try.

The person who doesn't like Ann is Catherine

Yes, that's right! And you get one more special puzzle :

 

One day the police found a gold ring, a picture and a coat in the car. They found out that those things belonged to a film star, a doctor and a businessman. The ring didn’t belong to a doctor. The coat didn’t belong to a businessman. The picture belonged to a woman. The film star didn’t wear coats. Who did the picture belong to?

 

... and a nice prize!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? (Hint: This method is outdated, it isn't used nowadays)

 

Maybe her husband was a vampire? Or a warewolf?

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Yes, you are right, She`s demon in white Who tempts me in garden, And tricks all of sudden, I`m toy in her hands, Goodbye dear friends! sad.gif

 

victorian,

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? (Hint: This method is outdated, it isn't used nowadays)

 

Maybe her husband was a vampire? Or a warewolf?

 

No, Molly, the woman had a very good loving husband and their family was very friendly.

[Lady LG 4 159]

A usual joke from Blondes' Club:

 

Molly Malone and victorian are walking in the park. Molly looks very nice because not long ago she dyed her hair blond. Victorian is reciting his new poem to Molly

and she is listening to him in admiration. Suddenly a pigeon flies by and deposits a poppy little present on victorian's cap.

"Yech! Get some toilet paper!" victorian cries.

"What for? He must be half a mile away by now," replies Molly.

[Molly Malone 4 448]

No, Molly, the woman had a very good loving husband and their family was very friendly.

 

Well, i don't know the answer, my hair is blond!

 

I was thinking...We have known each other for a long time already. But i would like all of you to write your:

1. 3 most favourite books

2. 3 most favourite songs

3. 3 most favourite films

 

(i mean the ones you can read/listen to/watch over and over again)

[victorian 8 431]

Dear friends.

My congratulations with Pushkino Day!

I`m sure all of you remember about our unique performance there - in the center of park, near shashlik booth.

 

Lady LG

gimini

Serdar

Самира

Sing folk Irish songs.

 

Molly Malone - gypsy dance

 

Me - play some Scottish melodies:

Изменено 26 августа, 2011 пользователем victorian

[gimini 19 482]

I will be the Irish gnome, it is possible?

With Irish-cream...

Изменено 26 августа, 2011 пользователем gimini

[Molly Malone 4 448]

My congratulations with Pushkino Day!

 

Oh god, tomorrow Pushkino гуляет!

I MUST see that!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

I will be the Irish gnome, it is possible? With Irish-cream...

 

gimini,

 

if you are going to be a gnome with irish cream, i'll be a snow-white. I'd kill for irish cream!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Me - play some Scottish melodies:

 

victorian,

 

are you going to wear anything underneath your kilt skirt?

I've heard so much about naughty Scotts

[victorian 8 431]

are you going to wear anything underneath your kilt skirt?

I`ll tell you privately. I do hope the day will be windless.