English Club

[victorian 8 435]

Alex, remember please if you don`t attend pubs, you`ll never speak English fluently.

[JaneBird 5]

Alex, remember please if you don`t attend pubs, you`ll never speak English fluently.

Ahaha, that's for sure!!!!

[victorian 8 435]

 

 

What's the enteance fee and who leads that club? How long does it last and why that place?

 

The entrance fee is 200 rub, there are some leaders, I`m one of them. Club meeting lasts 2 hours and we rent this place because it`s not so expensive.

[JaneBird 5]

The entrance fee is 200 rub, there are some leaders, I`m one of them. Club meeting lasts 2 hours and we rent this place because it`s not so expensive.

Some more questions: how many people?

Of what age and what kind of programmes arevthere?☺

[Алексей Баюков 1 562]

Why not?  

 

 

A man will say things when he's drunk that he'll keep to himself when he's sober

 

Alex, remember please if you don`t attend pubs, you`ll never speak English fluently.

 

Especially Russian pubs are useful for this purpose

[victorian 8 435]

 

 

Some more questions: how many people? Of what age and what kind of programmes arevthere?☺ Нравится Ответить Цитата Жалоба

 

http://forum.pushkino.org/index.php/topic/102680-anglijskij-razgovornyj-klub-v-pushkino/

[victorian 8 435]

 Golden words by a wise man.

 

1. “If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel” 

 

2. “Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing, still you agreed…” 

 

3. “Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time…while the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.” 

 

4. “All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them…But 5 missed calls from wife…surely…”

 

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[victorian 8 435]

 for fun -

 Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 

"Why? " asks the father. 

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3? ' I said 6. "

"But that's right! "

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2? '"

"What's the fucking difference? " asks the father. 

"That's what I said! "

[Lady LG 4 159]

 

 

Golden words by a wise man. 1. “If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel” 2. “Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing, still you agreed…” 3. “Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time…while the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes.” 4. “All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them…But 5 missed calls from wife…surely…”

Don't worry! I know the way how to get on well with a woman. Follow it and you'll be all right! It's easy...

If a woman is upset, put her arms round her and tell her how beautiful and kind she is.

If she doesn't believe you and starts growling, retreat to a safe distance and throw a big chocolate at her! Good luck!

[juliska 1]

We women are strange illogical creatures of the nature. Sometimes I, myself, can`t understand what rules my actions. Why my mood goes up and down so fast. Girls, let`s disscus our female characters!

[victorian 8 435]

I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats the children who get up early on Christmas morning. That way, I get to sleep in

[victorian 8 435]

A teacher hears a young boy saying a bad word at school. “You shouldn’t use a word like that,” the teacher says. 

“You don’t even know what it means.” 

“Sure I do," the boy replies. "It means the car won’t start.”

[victorian 8 435]

Molly`s family

[Lady LG 4 159]

 

 

Molly`s family

It's so touching!They're having lunch in Molly's own bar...

[victorian 8 435]

Boy or Girl 

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" 

The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" 

"How can you tell?" asks girl baby. 

"Easy," says boy baby. And, with that, he threw off the blankets, hoisted up his itty-bitty night-shirt and proudly pointed downward. "See.....blue booties"