English Club

[Molly Malone 4 448]

I`ve odered the private cabin in restaurant "Tartorria" on this friday yet

 

Oh, how many bottles, how romantic!

 

Lady LG,

all my dresses are short

 

I'll wear the shortest one for victorian

[Justinianna 32]

Lady LG

Why Camira? It's my answers. I liked the Halloween, because must people wear terrible and funny suits and tell scary stores.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Justinianna

 

I'm awfully sorry, I was inattentive. Самира's "eye" on the avatar is so similar to yours!

 

You see, I can't take the prize back from Самира: her children will cry and besides I'm afraid they have already eaten it up.

 

Beg your pardon again! Here's a delicious prize for you. Enjoy your tea (or coffee)!

[gimini 19 762]

Justinianna

[Lady LG 4 159]

))) ))) :poz:

 

Justinianna

 

My best wishes to you on the occasion of your birthday! Many happy returns of the day! Be happy!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Justinianna

 

And this is a birthday present for you from me: a picture incrusted with precious stones.

You can hang it in the kitchen or in the hall.

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Justinianna, Happy Birthday!

 

I hope you got a lot of presents from your nearest and dearest

[Justinianna 32]

Thanks a lot! I am very like to get the presents.

Изменено 6 ноября, 2011 пользователем Justinianna

[Lady LG 4 159]

Reading for everybody

 

The police were going from house to house warning everybody to evacuate because the river was rising.

 

At one door a very religious man said, “God will save me. I’ll stay here.”

 

The river continued to rise and he had to move to the second floor.

A neighbour of his in a boat came by and called him. Again the man said, “God will save me.”

 

Pretty soon the second floor was flooded and he had to get on the roof. A helicopter came by and offered to save him and yet again the man said, “God will save me.”

 

It wasn’t long before the house was completely covered with water. The man drowned and went to heaven.

 

He said, “Why didn’t you save me, God?”

God answered, ”I sent you the police, a boat and a helicopter. Did you want me to dive into the river?”

[victorian 8 435]

Justinianna

 

Justinianna, Happy Birthday! :lol:

[Serdar 2]

Reading for everybody

 

The police .........

I heard this anecdote about an old Jew.

Изменено 8 ноября, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[Serdar 2]

Hi everyone!

 

At last I've comeback from business trip. I've been in the suburban of Chicago.

Everyday hotel-work-hotel. I've seen nothing sightseeing.

Изменено 8 ноября, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[victorian 8 435]

Serdar

Everyday hotel-work-hotel. I've seen nothing sightseeing.

 

Well in this case just tell us about american girls at least, for example about afro-american chickens, did you like them?

[Molly Malone 4 448]

victorian is interested in girls only

 

Serdar, did you go there with Mrs Serdar?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

Hello, Serdar! Glad to see you again! You've been to Chicago. How lucky you are!

Did you speak English there? You say you worked hard from early morning till late at night and didn't see any sights. That's a pity.

I guess you looked like the man in the picture below

Изменено 10 ноября, 2011 пользователем Lady LG