English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

victorian is interested in girls only rofl.gif

Don't worry, Molly, victorian asked about American girls just out of curiosity.

He is a reasonable fellow and knows that Russian girls are the best in the world.

 

 

A joke from Blondes' Club

– I love you. I love you. Will you be my wife?

- You must see mama first.

- I’ve seen her several times, but I love you all the same.

 

So long! See you!

[Serdar 2]

Well in this case just tell us about american girls at least, for example about afro-american chickens, did you like them?

More attractive girls you can see in Russia.

In US there are a lot of fat people.

[Serdar 2]

Serdar, did you go there with Mrs Serdar?

No, I was there with my colleague. It was just business trip.

[Serdar 2]

Serdar

 

Hello, Serdar! Glad to see you again! You've been to Chicago. How lucky you are!

Did you speak English there? You say you worked hard from early morning till late at night and didn't see any sights. That's a pity.

I guess you looked like a man in the picture below

I had no time to attend Chicago. I was in Schaumburg. It is the suburban of Chicago.

Everything was good but time zone offset (about nine hours, like Peninsula Komchatka) it is terrible.

I spoke English there with American's partners.

[Serdar 2]

Serdar

I guess you looked like a man in the picture below

But instead of papers RF and IP equipments.

[victorian 8 435]

In US there are a lot of fat people.

 

Thank Goodness my honey Molly is so slim And I won`t let her to be fat, do you agree with me sweetheart?

Изменено 14 ноября, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

Thank Goodness my honey Molly is so slim. And I won`t let her to be fat,

Dear Molly! Bon appetit!

[victorian 8 435]

Molly Malone

Oh, it`s the real temptation. My honey, I permit you to eat only this branch green dill. I`m sure you agree with me, I can read it in your eyes.

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

What a sly fat cat you are!

 

I guess who is going to eat the rest of Molly's pancakes. I can read it in your eyes!

[victorian 8 435]

Lady LG

 

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

Dear friends!

This task is unusual. Let's do it and have fun together. The winner will be given a special prize. What do you think of the members of our club? Fill in the missing ADJECTIVES.

To my mind:

 

victorian is c _ _ _ _ _ _ e, s - y and f - t.

 

Serdar is s _ _ _ _ _ s and h _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ g.

 

jimini is p_ _ _ _ y and c _ _ _ _ r.

 

Самира is c _ _ _ _ _ _ g and k _ _ d.

 

Justinianna is n _ _ e and m _ _ _ _ t.

 

Molly Malone is l _ _ _ _ y and s _ _ m.

 

Lady LG is b _ _ _ d and c _ _ _ y.

 

And what's your opinion? You can add other adjectives describing the members of our club.

Come on! See you!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

My honey, I permit you to eat only this branch green dill. I`m sure you agree with me, I can read it in your eyes.

 

My eyes lie, my sexy cat, all i want is a huge big mac...or even two big macs. then a pizza, some spagetti with pesto sauce, a bowl of soup, chips, herring and some cold beer

 

But i am sure you will love me even if i become fat, because you love me for my soul, not for beautiful face and slim figure ;)

Изменено 13 ноября, 2011 пользователем Molly Malone

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Lady LG,

thank you for the pancakes.

In my opinion, pancakes with caviar is bliss.

I could eat 10 or even 15

 

Sorry for my absence, my computer didn't feel well, now it's better.

[victorian 8 435]

I have a dream

It`s Molly slim

She`s educated

Sophisticated

She likes pancakes

It`s my headache

I`ll love her face

In any case

I`ll love her figure

I`m so eager

We`ll eat together

In any weather

It`s not too bad

To eat in bed

 

[Molly Malone 4 448]

victorian,

 

 

My big cat tells me in my dream:

“Here is your coffee, want some cream?”

And dolly says: “Some pancakes please,

With caviar, sour cream and cheese.

And don’t forget fried sausage, for

It is the thing that I adore”.

 

“Some ham, and eggs and crispy toast?

Oh, by the way, I want to boast,

The sausage that I cooked for you

Is Big Ostankino ru.”

 

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