English Club

[MSC 2 637]

 

@MSC,

Could you tell me where your husband is going to get it? In Germany? Can I buy it in Moscow?

 

Probably I will follow the advice: one bottle of beer and no fear.

 

This X-mass we are not going to Germany. I decided for UAE, where alcohol is under restrictions, so my husband said he would start his Advent as a catholic, in December )))) And my task is to buy enough beer in Moscow and to make this nice Advent Calendar box for him  

[Lady LG 4 159]

Dear @victorian!

Please accept my sincere congratulations on the deserved rewards! I voted for you! And I'm sure, so did Molly!

 

Dear @MSC, and @Гуннхильд! The same to you!

[victorian 8 436]

@Lady LG, Thank you so much!

[victorian 8 436]

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[Molly Malone 4 448]

victorian, where did you get this photo of mine?

[victorian 8 436]

You are such a famous girl so it was not a problem!

[victorian 8 436]

 Just for fun  :

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. 

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. 

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. 

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!

Изменено 25 декабря, 2014 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 436]

New Year is coming and the first question is what to cook for this party as usual.  The main thing is just some fantasy.   I have thought it over and have some ideas now. Being a vegan and a pescetarian I`m gonna cook some vegetarian dishes like these :

Изменено 30 декабря, 2014 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 436]

" - Lisa, why are you so angry with me? 

- Because I’m Christine. "

 

 

*****

 

A man was in a bar. Hoping to strike up a conversation with a distinguished looking fellow sitting nearby, he said, "May I buy you a drink?" 

"No," said the man coolly, "Don't drink. Tried it once and I didn't like it." 

"Would you like a cigar?" 

"No. Don't smoke. Tried tobacco once and I didn't like it." 

"Would you like to join me in a game of gin rummy?" 

"No. Don't like card games. Tried it once, and I didn't like it. 

However, my son will be dropping in after a bit. Perhaps he will join you." 

The first man settled back in his chair and said, "Your only son, I presume?"

 

Изменено 26 декабря, 2014 пользователем victorian

[Lady LG 4 159]

New Year is coming and the first question is what to cook for this party as usual. The main thing is just some fantasy. I have thought it over and have some ideas now. Beaing a vegan and a pescetarian I`m gonna cook some vegetarian dishes like these

 

Oh, my God! I can't afford such delicious food this year... Damned sanctions!

There will be something like this on our New Year table and we'll drink Vyatsky Kvas...

[victorian 8 436]

Happy New Year!!!  

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Happy New Year!

I am going to eat olivyeshechka salad today   And drink a lot of champagne

[Гуннхильд 12 980]

[Lady LG 4 159]

Happy New Year everyone!!!

Изменено 31 декабря, 2014 пользователем Lady LG

[victorian 8 436]

for fun:

 A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself. 

She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."