English Club

[victorian 8 435]

Вал By the way have you been in any english speaking country? If yes, what was your impression and did you have any language problems?

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Yes. At first there are always language problems.

[victorian 8 435]

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for living.

-Tim please.

Tim proudly said -"She`s a doctor"

-That`s wonderful How about you Amie?

Amie shyly stood up and said - My father is mailman.

-And what about your father, Billy?

Billy proudly announced - My daddy plays piano in a whorehause.

The teacher promtly changed the subject. Later she went to Billy`s house and demanded explanation. Billy`s father said - I`m actually an attorney. How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?

[victorian 8 435]

What a shame! - said Tukiva - what a shame!

Is this serious thing or just game?

I don`t sleep, I`m thinking day and night,

You are right..yes..Tukiva, you are right.

[victorian 8 435]

How To Behave On An Internet Forum

 

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-behave...-internet-forum

[lvenochek 629]

I lived in The States for 5 years and i must say that Americans like to use slang. Moreover, when i spoke to African americans(nigers) i found out lots of idioms in there speech.

[victorian 8 435]

lvenochek

Did you live in Harlem?

By the way you can hear a lot of idioms here, from hobos in Pushkinsky park.

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victorian

Do hobos speak English in Pushkinsky park?

[victorian 8 435]

Ежик

I`m not sure about English of Pushkinsky hobos but they understand nigers without interpreter. It's amazing!

 

By the way what is your opinion about the modern english literature language?

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I've never seen nigers in Pushkino But I don't live in Pushkino, maybe I should go there to talk to them without interpreter

As for the modern literature language... do you mean Harry Potter? Actually I don't read books, only newspapers, and this is quite another language...

[victorian 8 435]

Ежик

Welcome to Pushkino! I`m sure we would converse and chat without interpreter and nigers about modern literature.

 

Actually I don't read books, only newspapers, and this is quite another language...

As far as I understand you are a reporter for an english speaking newspaper so I do hope to get all hot news as soon as possible. OK?

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Thanks victorian, I hope to move to Pushkino next year.

As far as I understand you are a reporter for an english speaking newspaper

No, no, no

Unfortunately my English is not so good to be a reporter. I'm just a humble assistant in a large European company My nearest colleagues are Italians and Frenchmen, and it doesn't help to improve my English Anyway, now I know some interesting words in Italian but... this is not for this thread

[victorian 8 435]

As far as I can judge you are three-lingual person, it`s great and problem at the same time! Please take it on consideration I speak only English. And I do wonder what are these interesting words in Italian, if it`s not a secret?

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and problem at the same time!

You're right. I think English and Italian are similar in structure, so I mix these two languages sometimes. Speaking Italian I often switch to English

And I do wonder what are these interesting words in Italian, if it`s not a secret?

I'm afraid to be banned :

I speak only English

Do you use it for your work?

[victorian 8 435]

Yes I use English for my work every day and sometimes night. Well you know this language sounds like musik for me! When I have particular mood I write poems, for example this one:

 

Excursion in Pushkino

 

I live in Pushkino and know,

This town`s beautiful and nice,

Don`t you believe me? Well, let`s go!

I`ll show places, girls and guys.

 

 

First railway station, every morning

We go there, if you ain`t VIP,

We get on train, look at the window,

Yawn 2-3 times and fall asleep.

 

 

Next`s our Broadway, way through town,

I like this street, (and my respect),

The nicest girls and nicest buildings

You!ll see on Moscow prospect.

 

 

If you are bored, it`s not problem,

There is park, please sit on benches,

I garantee, in 1-2 hours

You`ll catch a lot of new adventures!

 

 

I like this town, central market,

Old dranken man, who sings so sad,

This is my place, it`s our Russia,

Can you choose better? No…нет.

 

Well, and what about your hobby?

Have you been in Italy? By the way there is something common between Italians and Pushkino inhabitants.