English Club

[Dinka 75]

Dear friends, can't stand sharing this link with you.

Children see. Children do. Make your influence positive

[victorian 8 436]

When people are happy, they just have been dancing for 24 hours!

 

http://24hoursofhappy.com/

Изменено 2 апреля, 2014 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 436]

Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation - you win!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Dear friends! Not long ago I came across this picture and I was greatly impressed by what I saw. I was even frightened.

Try to do what is written.

Did you see anything? What did you see? What do you think of it?

Изменено 8 апреля, 2014 пользователем Lady LG

[victorian 8 436]

 

 

What did you see? What do you think of it?

I can see only Molly... Honey, are you my fate!?

[Lady LG 4 159]

 

 

I can see only Molly...

Oh, dear! Is she a man?

[victorian 8 436]

Just for fun.

 

How to conquer a woman?

Compliment her. Respect her. Caress her. Respect her. Take care of her. Joke with her. Create comfort for her. Spending money for her. Regale her with food and drink. Talk to her. Get stars of Heaven for her. Bring her coffee in bed. Buy her nice clothes. Listening to her very carefully.

How to conquer a man?

Prepare to eat. Undress.

Изменено 21 апреля, 2014 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 436]

What`s up friends! 

 

A riddle for you:

 

A man lives on the 17th floor.  He goes up on his floor by elevator only in rainy weather, or when one of his  neighbors rides with him in the elevator . If the weather is good or he's one in the elevator,   he goes up to the 9th floor, and then up to the 17th floor is walking up the stairs ... Why?

[Lady LG 4 159]

 

 

A man lives on the 17th floor.

A man or a person?

[victorian 8 436]

 

 

A man or a person?

 

A man

[Molly Malone 4 452]

The man is too short. He can reach the necessary button either with an umbrella or with the help of his neighbor

 

Where is my prize?

[victorian 8 436]

The man is too short. He can reach the necessary button either with an umbrella or with the help of his neighbor   Where is my prize?

Congratulations! You are absolutely right!

 

Your prize - The tour to Ibiza!

Изменено 6 мая, 2014 пользователем victorian

[Molly Malone 4 452]

@victorian,

 

Cool, Ibiza! Thanks

But if I leave for Ibiza who is going to mow my lawn?

[victorian 8 436]

 

 

But if I leave for Ibiza who is going to mow my lawn?

It`s not a problem. I will hire 2 Tajiks.

[Molly Malone 4 452]

 

 

I will hire 2 Tajiks.

 

I do not trust them. They can only dig holes properly. They'll ruin my lawn and flowers