victorian 8 436 Опубликовано 21 декабря, 2013 Clever man + clever woman = soft flirting. Clever man + stupid woman = single mother. Stupid man + clever woman = normal family. Stupid man + stupid woman = mother-hero. Clever chief + clever subordinate = profit. Clever chief + stupid subordinate = productivity. Stupid chief + clever subordinate = promotion. Stupid chief + stupid subordinate = overtime work. Man pays 2 bucks for a dollar-cost thing, which is necessary to him. Woman pays one dollar for a two-dollar-cost thing, which is unnecessary to her. Woman troubles about her future so long as she is not married. Man never troubles about his future so long as he is not married. Successful man is that who earns more money, than his wife can spend. Successful woman is that who can find such man. To be happy with a man, it is necessary to understand him and to love a little bit. To be happy with a woman, it is necessary to love her and even not to try to understand her. Woman marries with the hope, that the man will change, but he does not change. Man marries with the hope, that the woman will not change, but she changes. 2 Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 21 декабря, 2013 To illustrate victorian's post, let men and women quarrel about only one thing: 1 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 21 декабря, 2013 Some more facts about Christmas traditions and superstitions Mistletoe (which is usually beautifully decorated and put over the door) keeps evil spirits away and can improve your love life. Traditionally, a young lady standing under a branch of the mistletoe, cannot refuse to be kissed. Such a kiss could mean deep romance or lasting friendship. If the girl remains unkissed, she cannot expect to get married the following year. 2 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 448 Опубликовано 23 декабря, 2013 Victorian, I'll be waiting for you under the branch of mistletoe 2 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
victorian 8 436 Опубликовано 25 декабря, 2013 Victorian, I'll be waiting for you under the branch of mistletoe I do hope, this branch of mistletoe will be in the bedroom. 1 Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 25 декабря, 2013 Dear friends! Today is Christmas Day in most English speaking countries and there’s Christmas pudding in every home. In Britain this popular dessert is surrounded by many superstitions. It is said puddings should be prepared with 13 ingredients to represent Christ and his 12 Disciples. Traditionally it’s lucky to help make the pudding – so each member of the family takes turns to stir the pudding and make a wish. But to preserve good luck, the pudding should be stirred clockwise and with a wooden spoon. Putting a silver coin in the pudding is another old custom that it is said to bring wealth, health and happiness to the lucky person who finds it. Other things put in the pudding include rings which mean marriage within a year, and thimbles and buttons – which predict that the finders will remain spinsters and bachelors. 1 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
victorian 8 436 Опубликовано 28 декабря, 2013 (изменено) Dear friends, New Year is coming! But I don`t care about it at all now. I think about another great event - Molly`s birthday! And the main problem is a present. The choiсe is huge but I should guess her preferences and wishes and it`s not so easy... Well first of all I thought about diamonds, then about a mink coat, at last about a car.....well I don`t know, I think all of these things can`t express my feelings for her really....but it`s the main point of the present!..... So I decided - No... Изменено 28 декабря, 2013 пользователем victorian 2 Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
victorian 8 436 Опубликовано 28 декабря, 2013 (изменено) Well, I am sure, there is only one thing in the world which Molly is dreaming about and which we can use together in the garden during long warm Summer evenings. It`s thing for soul, it`s thing for inspiration. Of course, no doubts, it`s a set of garden tools!! I`m sure I can guess! I`m sure you`ll say "Yes!" Изменено 28 декабря, 2013 пользователем victorian 2 Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 28 декабря, 2013 I think about another great event - Molly`s birthday Oh, yes, I agree with you, it's really a great event. Everybody is going to celebrate it. Children and grown-ups will have holidays, there will be fireworks in her honour in our town and all over the country. Molly will be delighted! All your presents are excellent especially the last one. I'm sure she'll like it most of all! But don't forget to make something tasty for her in addition. You know Molly... And what shall I present her with? I have no idea... 2 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 29 декабря, 2013 I know! Molly wants a new wheelbarrow! @victorian, I need your advice! Which one should I choose? 2 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 448 Опубликовано 29 декабря, 2013 Wow! diamonds...wheelbarrow...set of tools... Hm... I want everything! My laptop was out of order. Now it's fixed but I have to install all programs. I hope by New Year's day i'll have installed them all 2 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
victorian 8 436 Опубликовано 31 декабря, 2013 Dear friends! Happy New Year!!! 2 Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
victorian 8 436 Опубликовано 31 декабря, 2013 Molly, happy birthday to you! Oh Molly honey, you`re so nice! You are like rose, like sunrise! 2 Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 448 Опубликовано 31 декабря, 2013 @victorian, Thank you so much! 1 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 31 декабря, 2013 Dear Molly! Many happy returns of the day! May all your dreams come true! 2 Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение