English Club

[victorian 8 435]

victorian Be careful!

 

Unfortunately it`s impossible, I`m completely in Molly`s hands

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

A lecture was addressing the audience. "I wish," he said, "that all the beer, whysky and gin were at the bottom of the sea." "So do I," shouted a man at the back. "I'm glad to see a teetotaller." "Not at all," replied the man. "I'm only a deep sea driver."

 

driver - dIver

 

It was easy for me, cos Molly and me adore diving being on our island

 

Yes, your answer is right. And I know that you enjoy diving. Molly has just sent me your picture.

[victorian 8 435]

And diving again

[Justinianna 32]

Lady LG

Hello! I want to join to English club. What i must do for it?

[Самира 26]

Lady LG

Hello! I want to join to English club. What i must do for it?

Just join us. You are welcome. Almost all women of English club are blond and what about you? ))

[Justinianna 32]

I have dark blond hair. What length of hair majority participants of English club?

[Justinianna 32]

victorian Be careful!

 

These violent delights have violent ends

And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,

Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey

Is loathsome in his own deliciousness

And in the taste confounds the appetite:

Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;

Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

 

(Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet")

 

Таких страстей конец бывает страшен,

И смерть их ждет в разгаре торжества.

Так пламя с порохом в лобзаньи жгучем

Взаимно гибнут; и сладчайший мёд

Нам от избытка сладости противен...

Люби умеренней - и будет длиться

Твоя любовь. Кто слишком поспешает -

Опаздывает, как и тот, кто медлит...

This is magical poetry. It"s touching my heart

[Serdar 2]

Justinianna

 

Nice to meet you.

[victorian 8 435]

Lady LG

Hello! I want to join to English club. What i must do for it?

 

Dear Justinianna!

Welcome to our English Club!

This procedure is very easy and same for each newcomer of English Club.

Please follow this instruction:

 

1. The first STEP =- fill out this application form:

 

Surname:

 

Given names:

 

Date of birth:

 

Sex:

 

Citizenship:

 

Place of birth (state, city/region):

 

Passport N

 

Date of issue

 

Date of expiry

 

Home address:

 

Telephone/Fax:

 

E-mail:

 

Occupation (unemployed, student, exact position if working, etc):

 

Name of your institution / organisation:

 

Address of your institution /

organization, telephone:

 

I declare that the information I have given is correct. I know and accept the conditions of enrolment and payment. I agree to observe the English Club rules and Russian laws.

DATE:

 

If you have any questions, please contact us

 

2. The second STEP:

 

Write your detailed autobiography ( А4; 1-3 sheets)

 

3. The third STEP:

 

The special exam in English, kind of FCE, CAE, CPE, CELTA, TOEFL (Chairwoman - Lady LG )

 

4. The 4th STEP

 

Composition in English ( Any subject - hobby, friends, work, love etc.)

 

5. The 5th STEP

 

The personal Interview (30 -45 minutes)

 

6, The 6th STEP

 

4ps photo (10sm*15sm)

 

 

 

ATTENTION PLEASE - You should send us 7 copies of all documents.

One copy will be in English Club

One cope will be sent to Pushkino Administration

One copy will be published in the local newspapers

One copy will be published in "The Moscow News"

One copy will be sent to British Council to Cambridge UK

One copy will be sent to the UNO

 

7. You will get the special certificate and will be candidate for English Club (for 2 - 3 months, it depends on you of course)

 

And we will be glad to meet you here, in our cosy Club!

Изменено 23 сентября, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Molly Malone 4 448]

victorian,

 

i am under table

(join me )

[Serdar 2]

victorian

 

How about ds-160 form ?

 

http://ceac.state.gov/genniv/

Изменено 23 сентября, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[victorian 8 435]

victorian

 

How about ds-160 form ?

 

http://ceac.state.gov/genniv/

It`s brilliant!

[Justinianna 32]

victorian

great sense of humor I think that Pushkino Administration especially it would be interesting this documents.

[Justinianna 32]

victorian

Do you have green card???

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

You're a bad guy! You've frightened the young lady by your terrible application form and you will be punished for that! When you come home from work today and have your usual kefir, stand in the corner on one leg with your face to the wall for half an hour! Remember: I see everything! Besides, you have to wear this T-shirt when you visit our club for a month.