English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Самира

. 1. Can giraffes have babies? I think yes

No, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

 

And Number 3 is wrong too.

 

gimini

2. in the Dictionary.

Yes, you're right! Here's your prize:

[Serdar 2]

Some stupid riddles:

 

1. Can giraffes have babies?

Group of giraffes is consisted of 2 animals one of them male other female.

Animals have to be in proper environment and have good health. It does not has to be any obstacles which are generated by anybody or anything except environment.

 

In this case giraffes can have babies (brood).

Изменено 18 августа, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS?

 

We don't study Biology. It's a riddle. A silly riddle. Giraffes can't have babies, but why? Reread it attentively, please. The answer is very simple.

[Serdar 2]

1. Can giraffes have babies?

attempt number 2

 

Only humans can have babies.

Изменено 18 августа, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[gimini 19 470]

1. Can giraffes have babies?

attempt number 2

 

Only humans can have babies.

exactly...

 

Giraffes can have only giraffes

[Самира 26]

1. Can giraffes have babies?

attempt number 2

 

Only humans can have babies.

exactly...

 

Giraffes can have only giraffes

so simple

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

1. Can giraffes have babies?

attempt number 2. Only humans can have babies.

Your second attempt was successful and you get a very tasty prize for dessert: a plateful of strawberries...

[Lady LG 4 159]

Let's have some fun. Poor window! Poor guests!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

3. What driver doesn't have a license? (I'm sure Molly knows the answer!)

 

Maybe a SCREWdriver?

 

Hi everyone, i am so tired, have been building a vegetable bed all day. Next year i am going to plant thume, rosemary, parsley and other herbs there.

And the nomination "The best gardener" wiil go to Molly

[Serdar 2]

Molly Malone

 

May be 'thyme' instead of 'thume'. (Letters 'y' and 'u' are placed side by side + tiredness. I think this is main reason.)

 

'The best gardener' is the gold spade.

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[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

Maybe a SCREWdriver?

Yes, its a screwdriver - отвертка

 

Would you like a cup of tea as a prize?

[victorian 8 431]

Next year i am going to plant thume, rosemary, parsley and other herbs there.

And what about potato, are you gonna plant it? Cos a shashlik without potato is nothing!

 

you get a very tasty prize for dessert: a plateful of strawberries...

 

I would eat just one berry but the plate was empty in 2 seconds...

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone asked about my favourite flowers. Well, I don't know, but like Самира I don't like carnations. I know a funny story about flowers:

 

An elderly couple had dinner at another elderly couple’s house and after eating the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gentlemen were smoking and talking and one said,

“Last night we went out to a new restaurant in town, and it was really great! I would recommend it very highly.”

The other man said, ”What’s the name of the restaurant?”

The first man thought for a while trying to remember and finally says to his companion,

“Ah, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?”

The friend replies, “A carnation?”

“No. No. The other one!” the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, “A poppy?”

“No!” growls the man. “You know the one that is red and has thorns.”

His friend says, “Do you mean a rose?”

“Yes, yes, that’s it. Thank you!” the first man says.

Then he turns towards the kitchen and yells, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”

 

сarnation – гвоздика growl [graul] – рычать yell – вопить

[Lady LG 4 159]

Guess the film:

 

1. A gentleman is staying at a hotel. During the night his shoe is stolen.

 

2. - Well, I was going to buy a furcoat for my wife...

- No, no, never mind! A furcoat can wait. The main thing is to see the world!

 

3. A young man and a girl love each other but he doesn't want her to kiss him.

 

4. (and a book) A successful actress falls in love with a young clerk who doesn't really love her. He wants to make his carrier. The actress understands it clearly but takes it easy. She enjoys the last love in her life.

[gimini 19 470]

Guess the film:

 

1. A gentleman is staying at a hotel. During the night his shoe is stolen.

 

2. - Well, I was going to buy a furcoat for my wife...

- No, no, never mind! A furcoat can wait. The main thing is to see the world!

 

3. A young man and a girl love each other but he doesn't want her to kiss him.

 

4. (and a book) A successful actress falls in love with a young clerk who doesn't really love her. He wants to make his carrier. The actress understands it clearly but takes it easy. She enjoys the last love in her life.

1. The Hound of the Baskervilles

2. The Diamond Arm

3. Аn Ordinary Miracle

4. William Somerset Maugham - Theatre???