English Club

[victorian 8 436]

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[victorian 8 436]

Just for fun:

 

The children brought Chrismas gifts for their teacher  Miss Brown. She decided that before opening them she would try to guess what each one contained. Martin`s father owned a liquor store and she noticedt that the package he had brought was leaking. .

-Did you brought me some Scotch?   She asked

-No teacher,- replied Martin

-Did you brought me some jin?

-No  teacher- said Martin- I brought you puppy.

Изменено 20 ноября, 2013 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 436]

" -  Говорите ли вы по английски?

  -  Только со словарем. С людьми пока стесняюсь".

Изменено 24 ноября, 2013 пользователем victorian

[Molly Malone 4 452]

 

 

Dear friends, what are you reading now? As for me I started to read this book ( in origin of course ) Have you read it? What`s your opinion?

 

At the moment i am rereading the diaries of Adrian Mole by Sue Townsend, I adore all the books

I haven't read fifty shades of grey I must confess.

I used to read a lot when I was younger, now I prefer books on culinary  
 

[Lady LG 4 159]

 

 

now I prefer books on culinary

I've just seen your "Tongue" in "Cookery Boasting" It looks so appetizing! You're making progress! Go on like this!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Sorry, victorian, I didn't answer your posts as I was very busy. I bought a new notebook the other day and, naturally, I had to devote all the weekend to it.

I had no time to do anything else.

My new notebook is fantastic! The screen is 17 inches and I can see everything without straining my eyes. I'm so happy!

I'm sure to answer your questions later.

See you!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

@Lady LG,

 

Congratulations!

I've also  recently bought a new laptop and I understand your excitement

But mine is smaller, only 15.4 inches, Samsung, very convenient to carry from one room to another.

What's your notebook's name?

Изменено 25 ноября, 2013 пользователем Molly Malone

[victorian 8 436]

My laptop`s name was "ASUS" but I renamed it and called "Molly". Now when I touch its buttons, I remember about you my honey!

[Lady LG 4 159]

 

 

Dear friends, what are you reading now? As for me I started to read this book ( in origin of course ) Have you read it? What`s your opinion?

I've heard of "Fifty Shades of Grey" but I haven't read it yet. What is the book about? (in short) Is it worth reading?

 

 

At the moment i am rereading the diaries of Adrian Mole by Sue Townsend, I adore all the books

I've read all the books about Adrian Mole except the latest one. Have you got it? How old is Adrian now? How is he getting on?

[Lady LG 4 159]

My laptop`s name was "ASUS" but I renamed it and called "Molly"

 

She must be pleased!

 

What's your notebook's name?

 

   The name of my laptop is hp. I like it very much but it differs from my old one in many ways and it's not easy for me to get used to it.

My new laptop wants to be updated many times a day, it shows some strange notices and pictures to me... Every time I start it I see something unexpected and scream for help. Besides, it's big and demands a new computer table... Fortunately, it goes well with the printer, otherwise

I'd have to buy a new printer too...

   Well, you see, I have some problems with my new gadget, but I hope everything will be all right in the end. I have help at home.

[victorian 8 436]

And I have a problem. This Summer I bought a tablet-computer. Now I`m thinking, where I can use it...     (Naturally, first of all I downloaded Molly`s photo there but what else?)

Изменено 28 ноября, 2013 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 436]

Just for fun:

 

Harold: Percy, you should pull down your curtains. I saw you plainly holding your wife on your lap last night.

Percy: The joke is on you, Harold. I was not home at all last night.

 

 

 

(The moral is - if you are going to get curtains, buy only the best one! )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Molly Malone 4 452]

 

 

And I have a problem. This Summer I bought a tablet-computer. Now I`m thinking, where I can use it... (Naturally, first of all I downloaded Molly`s photo there but what else?)

 

Oh, what a great problem

You can take it to the bathroom, to a shop (in there is a queue you can read something), work on it in a train. That's all I think

I am glad my photo is in your computer

If you don't know where to use it, give it to me!  
 

[Lady LG 4 159]

And I have a problem. This Summer I bought a tablet-computer. Now I`m thinking, where I can use it... (Naturally, first of all I downloaded Molly`s photo there but what else?)

 

Like this? To tell the truth, I have no idea where you can use it. In the toilet or at the party, perhaps...

With Molly on the wallpaper you'll look prestigious and cool in any company and any situation!

[victorian 8 436]

give it to me!  

I`m ready my honey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ7qXHjxj_0

Изменено 2 декабря, 2013 пользователем victorian