English Club

[Serdar 2]

One more Guess the film:

 

- You are attractive. I'm devilishly attractive. At 6 o'clock. Near the barn. Will you come?

- No. I'll tell me husband and he will turn you into a ........

 

(and complete the last word, please)

.... rat

-And who is the husband at us?

-The wizard!

-It is necessary to notify.

[victorian 8 431]

I have already eaten 2 plates of soup (shi), a couple of sandwiches with cheese, salami sausage and adjika, 1 toast with butter and cheese, 2 beers and 2 packages of salted fish... rofl.gif

Oh my God! It`s impossible! We must rescue Molly cos she absolutely doesn`t control herself. Serdar is right, we must help her as soon as possible. First of all it`s a special fit programm -

1)Sport (jogging, gymnastics, joga, acrobatics еtc.) Serdar will be a coach.

2)Strict diet programm, I`ll be a chef-consultant.

 

I guarantee Molly will be like this dolly in 1-2 week:rolleyes :

Изменено 13 августа, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Serdar 2]

victorian

 

wow....

I have just found link on this and others photos.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

But you haven't written the name of the film. What is it?

I'm ready to take your order.

What prize would you like to get for the right answer?

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Lady LG,

what a wonderful pie!

I am not greedy, i'll share with you. You may eat the feet, and i'll eat the rest

 

1)Sport (jogging, gymnastics, joga, acrobatics еtc.) Serdar will be a coach. 2)Strict diet programm, I`ll be a chef-consultant.

 

 

victorian,

 

could you just kill me?

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian,  could you just kill me?

... and grill...

 

By the way, I don't think Molly is overweight. She works hard in the garden, in the open air. No wonder she has a good appetite.

I'm a great eater too but weigh about 60 kilos.

[Serdar 2]

Serdar

 

But you haven't written the name of the film. What is it?

I'm ready to take your order.

What prize would you like to get for the right answer?

'Ordinary Wonder'

 

In case of the right answer,

I wish peace all around the world.

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

"Older men declare war. But it is the young that fight and die." Herbert Hoover

[Molly Malone 4 448]

I'm a great eater too but weigh about 60 kilos.

 

And i am the greatest eater but weigh 47

 

But right now i think i weigh 100 kilos because i've eaten so much shashlik! Mmmm...

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

And i am the greatest eater but weigh 47

But it's awful, dear Molly! I can't believe my ears. Your scales must be out of order.

And how tall are you?

 

Don't listen to victorian and eat anything you like. A lady should be slim but not skinny.

Men don't like skinny women, believe me, they are not dogs.

[Lady LG 4 159]

For the present moment we have:

 

A riddle

 

Serdar was given 5 bottles of beer "Kozel" as a prize. He is pleased. He likes "Kozel" How many bottles of beer can Serdar drink on an empty stomach?

 

Guess the film

 

1. "I've been living in orphanages since childhood and I've never had home... Why was I born? Why did my mother bear me?"

 

2. - I love you! I do love you!

- But I am a man!!!

- Well, everybody has their own drawbacks...

 

3. The film has many "seasons". It's for very clever people. I can't tell you anything more because I didn't understand much.

 

Guess the book:

 

The girl is crying bitterly. She doesn't want to marry the man whose name is Mr Mole.

 

Have fun!

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Цитата And i am the greatest eater but weigh 47

 

But it's awful, dear Molly! I can't believe my ears. Your scales must be out of order. And how tall are you?

 

Well...i am not very tall, less than 160, don't know exactly, so 47 is just the right weight for me

 

I am not skinny at all, and today i even have a belly...shashlik! Can perform bellydance

[Serdar 2]

Guess the film

Riddles number 2 and 3 are easy for me.

I shall answer after shower and tea if somebody don't forestall me.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar, Molly, Самира, victorian

 

Send something from you, please! I have no fantasy.... I want to guess films and order prizes too!

[Serdar 2]

For the present moment we have:

 

A riddle

 

Serdar was given 5 bottles of beer "Kozel" as a prize. He is pleased. He likes "Kozel" How many bottles of beer can Serdar drink on an empty stomach?

 

Guess the film

 

1. "I've been living in orphanages since childhood and I've never had home... Why was I born? Why did my mother bear me?"

 

2. - I love you! I do love you!

- But I am a man!!!

- Well, everybody has their own drawbacks...

 

3. The film has many "seasons". It's for very clever people. I can't tell you anything more because I didn't understand much.

 

Have fun!

About beer. Usually I don't drink beer. If I'll image it I can drink 5 bottles on an empty stomach. But then all day will be lost.

 

Now about Guess the film.

Number 3. I guess that is 'Spring, Summer, Fall, Autumn, Winter ... And Spring'

Изменено 13 августа, 2011 пользователем Serdar