English Club

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Oh, victorian! with such a strong man like you I am not afraid of bears  

[victorian 8 435]

Just for fun:

 

Harold: - Percy, you should pull down your curtains, I saw you  plainly holding your wife on your lap last night.

Percy: - The joke is on you, Harold, I was not home all last night.

Изменено 1 сентября, 2013 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 435]

My congratulations!

Изменено 2 сентября, 2013 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 435]

Just for fun:

 

The aristocrat stumbled into the low-down saloon quite by accident. The waiter brought him a menu and asked: - What is your wish?

- Uh, I left my galasses home - replied aristocrat.

- We furnish glasses - the waiter inform him. - But you can drink it out of the bottle if you want to.

[Lady LG 4 159]

 

My congratulations!

Thanks a lot, my dear friend, but .... to tell the truth, September, 1 is even worse than Friday, 13 for me.

You'll understand why when you read the fragment from the copybook.

 

[Molly Malone 4 448]

 

o tell the truth, September, 1 is even worse than Friday, 13 for me.

 

The same for me

[victorian 8 435]

Well

[victorian 8 435]

Just for fun:

 

Little Jerry came downstairs bellowing  lustily.

"What`s the matter now?" said his mother

"Papa was hanging pictures and just hit his thumb with a hummer"  said Jerry

"That`s not so serious" soothed his mother, " A big man like you shouldn`t cry at a trifle like that. Why didn`t you just laugh?"

" I did" sobbed Jerry.

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

Your picture of a black cat reminded me to finish the children's proverbs.

 

A first form teacher presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb or saying and asked them to complete the proverbs. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first formers! Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are just 6-year-old children!

 

13. If you lie down with dogs, you'll........ stink in the morning (If you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas)
14. An idle mind is............... the best way to relax (An idle mind is the devil’s workshop)

15. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, weep and............ you have to blow your nose

(Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone)

16. If at first you don't succeed............... get new batteries (If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again)

17. You only get out of something what you............ see in the picture on the box (You only get out of something what you put into it)

18. When the blind lead the blind........... get out of the way (When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch)

[Molly Malone 4 448]

Oh... The summer is over and my work has started.

 

I don't want to work!!! I want to marry a millionaire!!!

Where can i find a millionaire???

Victorian, are you a millionaire?

Can anyone call the doctor please, i'm going crazy

)))

[Lady LG 4 159]

 

I don't want to work!!! I want to marry a millionaire!!! Where can i find a millionaire???

How to Marry a Millionaire : 10 Steps - wikiHow

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

"Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper" (Scottish Proverb)

 

And if you don't work, I'm afraid you'll soon look like this...

 

 

[MSC 2 637]

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I work all night, I work all day,
to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad

In my dreams I have a plan
If it got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all,
I'd fool around and have a ball...

------ ABBA-------

[victorian 8 435]

Victorian, are you a millionaire?

 But I`m not a millionaire....what can I do?!!

 

OK, I`ll just give you a million stars from the sky!!!

Изменено 15 сентября, 2013 пользователем victorian

[Molly Malone 4 448]

I've changed my mind. I don't want a millionaire, I want a loving and a passionate maaaaaaaan!

give me your stars, Victorian.

where have I put my glass of whisky I wonder...

Изменено 12 сентября, 2013 пользователем Molly Malone