English Club

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Dance?! piano.gif Are you going to apply heavy artillery ? smile.gif

 

What film Welcome Or For Strangers An Entrance Is Prohibited.

 

Yeah, this is going to be an axe-dance

 

You are absolutely right, "Welcome Or For Strangers An Entrance Is Prohibited"

 

What prize would you like to get?

[Serdar 2]

What prize would you like to get?

Up to you.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Easy reading for our guests

 

A young Englishman wanted to go to New York by sea to visit his friend. He had little money. He booked a ticket and decided to do without meals.

 

On the first day he walked along the deck, looked at the sea and enjoyed his voyage. When the companions went to the restaurant, he stayed on the deck saying he was not hungry.

On the second day he didn’t go to the restaurant either.

On the third day the young man got so hungry that he said to himself:

“I’m going to eat even if they throw me overboard.”

He ate and drank everything with great appetite. When he finished with his dessert, he said bravely to the waiter:

“How much do I owe you?”

Great was his surprise when the waiter answered:

“Nothing, sir. On the ship meals are included in the cost of your ticket.”

 

That was the last day of the man’s sea voyage.

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Цитата (Molly Malone @ 08.08.2011 - 20:59) What prize would you like to get?

 

Up to you. smile.gif

 

I don't know what prize to give...

A glass of Balantine? No, you've already drunk your glass.

A private dance? No, you are married.

Ravioli with mushrooms? No, no mushrooms in the forset yet.

I know, Champagne!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

I know, Champagne!

If your Internet is too slow to download a picture, I can help and send a prize to Mr Serdar for you.

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Lady LG,

Oh no, my internet is too slow for videos, not for pictures.

I got your champagne, thank you, but the whole bottle is too much for me and i want to share with Serdar

[Lady LG 4 159]

At last! The forum wasn't working all day!

 

Ladies and gentlemen! For the present we have:

 

Guess the film

 

1."Do you like to gather mushrooms? Oh, it's wonderful! Brown-cap boletuses... They're under birch trees. Orange-cap boletuses... They're under aspen trees... And maslyata... They like low places. Drink... Drink..."

 

2. "The cat has four legs and a long tail behind. But you can't touch it because it's very small."

 

3. "Gentlemen, I haven't been eating for seven days..."

 

4. - Mary! Is the goose ready?

- Shut up, you, glutton! (a great eater)

 

Have fun!

[Lady LG 4 159]

And let's have a good laugh:

[Molly Malone 4 452]

"Gentlemen, I haven't been eating for seven days..."

 

It's 12 chairs. Can I have a delicious prize, please?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Do you have a sweet tooth? Here is your prize. Enjoy your tea!

[Serdar 2]

2. "The cat has four legs and a long tail behind. But you can't touch it because it's very small." cat.gif

 

I suppose that is 'Shkit Republic'.

 

Guess The Film

'In sixteen o'clock - war with England.'

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

'In sixteen o'clock - war with England.'

A little more information, please! It's impossible to guess.

 

Yes, it's "The Shkid Republic". You get a piece of delicious cake too. Enjoy your tea!

Изменено 10 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[victorian 8 436]

Do you have a sweet tooth? Here is your prize. Enjoy your tea!

No no no! This prize-cake is too high-calorie for Molly and I do care and worry about her figure because she`e gonna dance for us quite soon so let me I change that unhealthy prize for this one:

[victorian 8 436]

4. - Mary! Is the goose ready? - Shut up, you, glutton! (a great eater)

 

It's 12 chairs. Can I have my favorite porridge as a prize please

Изменено 11 августа, 2011 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 436]

If my inspiration will not leave me.

Well well well, it`s a problem, but I know there are special mushrooms for inspiration and I`m sure there are a lot of them in Molly`s garden! So this night I`m gonna there and get them for Mr. Serdar. (Molly, do you have dogs in your garden by chance? PLease inform in advance.)

Изменено 11 августа, 2011 пользователем victorian