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[Molly Malone 4 452]

Guess the film

 

A man goes abroad for the first time in his life. On board the ship he meets a tourist who is in fact a smuggler. They become friends. Doing the sights of the city the man loses his way, slips on a banana peel, falls and ....laugh.gif

 

This is easy, The Diamond Hand

 

When my neighbours see me on a bike riding to a shop which is 100 metres from my house, they say "OUR people never take a taxi to get to the bakery"

Изменено 11 июля, 2011 пользователем Molly Malone

[Lady LG 4 159]

Цитата (Molly Malone @ 11.07.2011 - 22:46) One more film: This is a story about a doctor who hates aspic

What film?

With Easy Steam Or Irony Of A Fate.

 

I would never guess! But, Molly, you should have written "aspic fish"!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

But, Molly, you should have written "aspic fish"! tongue.gif

 

That would be too easy

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Ok,

another story about a doctor.

He is a genius, he cures everyone, but people hate him, though his boss wants him.

What film?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Guess the film

 

A man goes abroad for the first time in his life. On board the ship he meets a tourist who is in fact a smuggler. They become friends. Doing the sights of the city the man loses his way, slips on a banana peel, falls and ....laugh.gif

 

This is easy, The Diamond Hand

 

This time a "Milky Way" goes to you, Molly! (Don't eat much chocolate before going to bed)

 

Guess the film

 

A secret agent works in fascist Germany. He's a true Aryan with Nordic character.

There're a lot of anecdotes about him.

 

That's all! See you tomorrow. Good night!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Самира

I can't guess your film. I give up.

He is a genius, he cures everyone, but people hate him, though his boss wants him.

Does the doctor take drugs?

 

Guess the film

 

The talented amateur singer in old-fashioned clothes accidentally breaks a statue.

 

Guess the film

 

The son-in-law breaks a cup and his mother-in-law gets furiuos.

 

Have fun! See you!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Does the doctor take drugs?

 

Yes

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Guess the film

 

A secret agent works in fascist Germany. He's a true Aryan with Nordic character. There're a lot of anecdotes about him.

 

Schtirlitz, 17 moments of spring.

I don't think it's Chapaev

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

There were no fascists in Chapaev's time. No doubt, it's Shtirlits.

Enjoy your virtual "Snickers"!

Does the doctor take drugs?  Yes

"Doctor House" I suppose. Am I right? Have you watched it? How many seasons?

[Molly Malone 4 452]

"Doctor House" I suppose. Am I right? Have you watched it? How many seasons?

 

Yes, Doctor House MD!

 

I have watched all 7 seasons. Have you?

[Lady LG 4 159]

So have I. But I don't know how many series there're in the 7th season. Do you?

 

Easy reading for our guests:

 

A king liked to write stories, which he thought were very good. The people to whom he showed them didn't like them. But they were afraid to say it to the king. So they said his stories were very good.

 

One day he showed his stories to a well-known critic, who said that they were bad. The king was very angry and sent the critic to prison.

 

After some time the king sent his men to the critic to tell him that he was free. When the critic returned from prison, the king invited him to his palace to dinner. Again he showed him some of his stories and again asked him what he thought of them.

 

The critic said nothing but turned to the soldiers who were standing behind him and said, "Take me back to prison."

[Самира 26]

[Самира 26]

sorry for my late answer.

12 chairs name of the film

[Lady LG 4 159]

Самира

It's so easy! How stupid we are!

[Serdar 2]

Ah, Tarkovski! Then it's "Solyaris"! A very good film!

Ok!

 

Take the pie on the shelf.