English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

A very good joke!

Цитата This is a story about a crazy maniac, very famous. A short monologue from it: - Can I see your license closer, Clarise… Closer… Closer.

Is this maniac a vampire?

Well...no, he isn't, but his tastes are really peculiar. He likes human meat

I know only one cannibal...

 

Guess the film:

 

A nice girl works at the design office. She is an engineer.

The girl likes her colleague, a handsome young man, but he doesn't notice her.

In the end three men (including the man of her dream) fall in love with the girl,

but she chooses an old friend of hers and plays table tennis with him.

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Guess the film:

 

A nice girl works at the design office. She is an engineer. The girl likes her colleague, a handsome young man, but he doesn't notice her. In the end three men (including the man of her dream) fall in love with the girl, but she chooses an old friend of hers and plays table tennis with him.

 

[/b]Lady LG,

 

This is "The most beautiful and attractive"

 

So... What cannibal?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

Yes, Molly, this is one of my favourite films. Have a virtual chocolate with raisins!

So... What cannibal?

Hannibal Lecter if I'm not mistaken. "The Silence of Lambs".

 

 

Serdar

 

You get a very big virtual chocolate too (for Mimino). Next time you can have a bottle of beer instead. Which do you prefer?

 

See you!

[Serdar 2]

Serdar

 

Is the name of the film "Island"?

Exactly!

 

And the gift set of the chocolate goes to Lady LG.

 

 

(Next time you can have a bottle of beer instead. Which do you prefer?

- Ballantines 12 Y.O.)

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[Serdar 2]

Guess the film:

 

A nice girl works at the design office. She is an engineer.

The girl likes her colleague, a handsome young man, but he doesn't notice her.

In the end three men (including the man of her dream) fall in love with the girl,

but she chooses an old friend of hers and plays table tennis with him.

It's easy! (film about the main woman's weapon)

 

The name of the film is 'The Most Charming And Attractive.'

 

Pardon this riddle was already answered

Изменено 11 июля, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[Serdar 2]

Guess the film

 

Some scientist flights to space station of some planet. After arriving on the station his became object of the research which go on from the intelligent ocean of the planet.

While human sleeps, the ocean materializes his thoughts.

[Molly Malone 4 452]

One more film:

This is a story about a doctor who hates aspic

 

What film?

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Hannibal Lecter if I'm not mistaken. "The Silence of Lambs".

 

Yes yes yes, one more chocolate for you, Lady LG...you eat too many chocolates

[Molly Malone 4 452]

- Ballantines 12 Y.O.)

 

 

Serdar,

what's this?

Is it a name of some strip-club?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

Pardon this riddle was already answered

It doesn't matter, I'm sure you haven't seen the previous answer and you get a virtual bottle of beer from the fridge.(Next time you'll get Ballantines 12 YO)

- Ballantines 12 Y.O. Serdar, what's this?

I think it's a kind of wine or brandy and 12 YO means 12 years old.

Some scientist flights to space station of some planet. After arriving on the station his became object of the research which go on from the intelligent ocean of the planet. While human sleeps, the ocean materializes his thoughts.

Sorry, Serdar, I hardly ever watch science fiction and I'll never guess your film. Let Molly and Самира try.

 

Guess the film

 

A man goes abroad for the first time in his life. On board the ship he meets a tourist who is in fact a smuggler. They become friends. Doing the sights of the city the man loses his way, slips on a banana peel, falls and ....

 

Thank you for the chocolates, everybody! I'll treat Самира.

 

See you!

Изменено 11 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Serdar 2]

One more film:

This is a story about a doctor who hates aspic

 

What film?

With Easy Steam Or Irony Of A Fate.

Изменено 11 июля, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[Serdar 2]

Some scientist flights to space station of some planet. After arriving on the station his became object of the research which go on from the intelligent ocean of the planet. While human sleeps, the ocean materializes his thoughts.

Sorry, Serdar, I hardly ever watch science fiction and I'll never guess your film. Let Molly and Самира try.

In this way of the scientist the ocean was materialized his wife. She had been died some years before

This is Soviet film of Torkovskiy.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Ah, Tarkovski! Then it's "Solyaris"! A very good film!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

With Easy Steam Or Irony Of A Fate.

 

All right, Serdar, you may have your bottle

 

Chocolates for girls, bottles for boys

[Lady LG 4 159]

Chocolates for girls, bottles for boys

All right! Chocolates for ladies and bottles for gentlemen.

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