English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

No, unfortunately your answers are wrong! Try again!

on an empty stomach!

The film has many "seasons". It's for very clever people. I can't tell you anything more because I didn't understand much.

This film was shown on TV not long ago. It was much spoken about. Ask questions.

Изменено 13 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Serdar 2]

Now about Guess the film. (next attempt)

Number 2. My answer is 'In Jazz Only Girls'

[Serdar 2]

The answer about beer also wrong?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

This time you're right! Have a sandwich! It's nice, isn't it?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

The answer about beer also wrong?

,

 

Yes, your answer is wrong. Reread carefully: "...on an empty stomach"

 

You can put in "a cup of coffee" or "an egg" instead of "a bottle of beer". It doesn't matter.

[Serdar 2]

Serdar

 

This time you're right! Have a sandwich! It's nice, isn't it?

O Yes! It's wonderful.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Reading for everybody:

 

One day a woman went into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. She said she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told her that the bank would need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman handed him the keys to a new Rolls Royce that was parked in the street in front of the bank. The officer agreed to take the car as the guarantee for the loan. A clerk drove the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.

 

Two weeks later the woman returned, repaid $ 5,000 and the interest which came to $ 15. The loan officer came up to her and said, “ We are very happy to have had your business, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found out that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $ 5,000 ?”

 

“Well, where else in Manhatten can I park my car for two weeks for $15?”

the woman replied.

 

See you tomorrow! Good night!

[Serdar 2]

the interest - выгода

[Lady LG 4 159]

the interest - выгода

Yes, "проценты".

[victorian 8 436]

Dear Lucy, I beseech you! Don`t tempt Molly with these tasty cakes and pies because Serdar and I do hope to enjoy watching her belly-dance in the anniversary of English Club.

 

Molly, please understand, figures can easily change from unique 47 to usual 74. And please, watch attentively this video and admit that belly-dance and shashlics are not compatible:

[victorian 8 436]

Anecdote

 

In the airport.

-Lady LG: "I don`t understand how terrorists can skyjack these planes, they are so big.

-Molly: "Don`t be silly. Terrorists skyjack planes in the sky, planes are very small there.

[Lady LG 4 159]

And I know a story about terrorists:

 

ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT

 

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, every Saturday, at 2 p.m. all Russian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help spot any neighbouring terrorists.

Circling your block for an hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to sit in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, to demonstrate that they think it’s OK to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Russian women.

And since the Taliban doesn’t approve of alcohol, a bottle of beer at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The Russian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

 

naked – обнаженный

sin - грех

circling your block – патрулирование квартала

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

You are making fun of dear Molly and me! Don't forget: your hair is blond too.

 

Dear friends! This is victorian's test in Maths when he was a pupil.

[victorian 8 436]

Lady LG

 

 

New riddle for you:

 

Guess please, what does Molly adore, Самира like, Lady LG know, Serdar use and I explore?

 

(Because of complexity this enigma a winner will get special prize from me - A tour to Paris to Moulin Rouge cabaret!!

[Lady LG 4 159]

It's elementary. Just a moment!

 

Molly! What do you adore?

 

Самира!What do you like?

 

Serdar!What do you use?

 

victorian!What do you explore?

 

I don't know what I know.

 

Please answer my questions as soon as possible. I want a tour to Paris!