English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

And you're quite right!

 

This time you get a virtual bottle of beer with a refreshing taste az a prize.

Sorry, but your favourite Ballantine is too expensive to drink every day and besides, it's bad for your health. So you'll get Ballantine only on holidays:

your birthday, New Year's Day, February 23rd...

Enjoy your beer!

Изменено 6 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Molly Malone 4 452]

victorian,

 

after John Keats you are my favourie poet

[Lady LG 4 159]

Dear friends! Let's enlarge our vocabulary.

 

The Language of Crime:

 

WHAT DO WE CALL A PERSON WHO….? The words below will help you.

 

1.steals things from people’s pockets in crowded places

 

2. betrays his or her country to another state

 

3.takes away people by force and demands money for their return

 

4. buys and sells drugs illegally

 

5. breaks into houses and other buildings to steal

 

6.takes control of a plane by force and makes the pilot change the course

 

7. makes false money or signatures

 

8. gets secret information from another country

 

9. brings goods into a country illegally without paying tax

 

10. threatens to tell other people your secrets if you don’t pay him money

 

(forger, blackmailer, burglar, spy, kidnapper, smuggler, pickpocket, traitor,

drug dealer, hijacker)

 

Have fun!

[Serdar 2]

1. pickpocket

2. traitor

3. kidnapper

4. drug dealer

5. burglar

6. hijacker

7. forger

8. spy

9. smuggler

10. blackmailer

 

Thank you for Beer....

Изменено 6 августа, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

Very good. I'll write the answers a little later. Let the others try.

 

A crime joke from Blondes' Club:

 

A blonde needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a building, and said, "I've kidnapped you." Then she wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a plastic bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the playground. Signed, “A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's T-shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

 

The next morning she walked to the playground and saw a plastic bag under the apple tree.

The blonde looked into the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,

"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Изменено 6 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

I'm very sorry, I've just seen your anwers. They are both right.

2. The man in the film can't tie a tie and doesn't like vegetarian food. Hint: he loves doves!

I suppose this film is " Love and doves"

"You're a female, Barbara! You're a she-wolf! You're leaving me for another man!"

It`s a genius novel "12 chairs" again

(Самка ты, Варвара! Ты - волчица! К Птибурдукову ты уходишь от меня!)

 

For the present moment we have:

Guess the book:

"Come back home, my poor orphans! You're very dirty. I'll wash you with spring water and you'll sparkle like the sun again!" Hint: this is a poem about a woman who hates washing up.

Guess the film:

- Are there mushrooms woods abroad?

- No, there are not any mushrooms woods abroad.

Hint: This film is about your colleague

 

victorian! This is a virtual prize for you.

Изменено 6 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Serdar 2]

"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Blond or blonde does not betray blond or blonde (usually).

[Serdar 2]

Good morning!

 

Today the breakfast was started with tiramisu handmade.

If somebody want the recipe can take from link below.

 

link: http://narod.ru/disk/21066546001/tiramisu.doc.html

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

Blond or blonde does not betray blond or blonde

 

I agree with you. "Dog doesn't eat dog" (Proverb) - Ворон ворону глаз не выклюет.

 

Thank you for the recipe, but I never have breakfast, just a cup of coffee.

I usually have a big meal before going to bed...

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

Do you like Shakespeare's sonnets? (it's a question for everyone)

Yes, I do, but if anybody told me that he read Shakespeare in the original and understood anything, I'd never believe. Shakespeare is very difficult to read; his language differs from modern in grammar and vocabulary. But some lines are understandable and enjoyable, for example, Sonnet 76:

 

"For as the sun is daily new and old, so is my love still telling what is told."

"Все то же солнце ходит надо мной, но и оно не блещет новизной"(пер. Маршака)

Изменено 7 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[victorian 8 436]

I usually have a big meal before going to bed... tongue.gif

Oh my God! I`m shocked! Dear Lucy, it`s very very unhealthy, believe me please! I assure you!

A glass of kefir or an apple in the evening, that`s all!!

 

I never have, just a cup of coffee

I`m shocked again! It wlll never do! A breakfast is the very important course for all our day activity.

I like oatmeal for breakfast, it`s adorable!

Please, promise me to change your foodstyle

[victorian 8 436]

For example this is my breafast today. After this kind of morning- food I`m ready to sing like nightingale all day and night in Molly`s garden.

[Serdar 2]

Do you like Shakespeare's sonets? (it's a question for everyone)

I tried to decrypt 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. It was not easy.

[victorian 8 436]

By the way, Shakespeare adored an oatmeal too. Maybe it is a secret of his greatest talant?! Who knows.

Изменено 7 августа, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

Dear victorian! Thank you very much for your reasonable advice, but my eating habbits can't be changed. I don't feel hungry in the morning and can't go to bed if my stomach is empty. I've been eating like that all my life and I've never been fat.

They say it's a good metabolism (обмен веществ)

A glass of kefir or an apple in the evening, that`s all!!

After a glass of kefir in the evening I feel hungrier. As a result, at midnight I go to the kitchen, open the fridge, look into it in search of someting tasty and ...

Yes, you're right!

this is my breafast today.

But you are a man! Men have always been fed well in our family.

By the way, what is it?

Изменено 7 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG