English Club

[Imperturbable Wizard 38]

Guys, hi there! How do you all do? Molly Malone and Lady LG, nice to meet you too! Lady LG you are right you haven't had any wizards in your club so far so I'm the first one who is here to create miracles.

Molly Malone why is it impossible to you to pronounce my nickname? Does it seem to you to be hardly pronounced? Actually I like tough words or at least words that are sounded more american so as I like AE as a variant.

[Molly Malone 4 452]

My advertisement:

 

A single white female, nominated “Miss Prettiest Screwdriver 2011”. Can sleep, dig and eat. Excellent cook. IQ 007. Blond. Molly Blond.

Seeks a man with bad habits, but handsome, with his own tools, the more tools the better.

Preferably with his own van to carry products from the market for me to eat.

Call 6601, chargeable, 200 roubles per minute.

 

 

 

 

[Molly Malone 4 452]

[/b]Imperturbable Wizard,

 

Of course i can pronounce your name, no problem

 

It's just that when i read your nickname, i at once remembered the word i could not pronounce properly, "conscientiousness"

 

By the way, where is my toaster?! I ordered it yesterday!

[victorian 8 436]

or you mean you can talk so well as if you are playing the piano? biggrin.gif

I can sing all night like nightingale when I see blue bird cos she inspires me

[victorian 8 436]

Hello Imperturbable Wizard, glad to meet you!

 

I'm the first one who is here to create miracles. gentleman.gif

And what will your first miracle be?

[Molly Malone 4 452]

I can sing all night like nightingale when I see blue bird cos she inspires me rolleyes.gif rofl.gif

 

[/b]victorian,

 

Even under the balcony?

 

Have you read the fairy tale by Oscar Wilde "The nightingale and a rose?"

At the end the rose prickled the poor nightingale with her scre...i mean with her thorns to death

 

Do you like Shakespeare's sonets? (it's a question for everyone)

Изменено 5 августа, 2011 пользователем Molly Malone

[Lady LG 4 159]

Imperturbable Wizard

 

By the way, where is my toaster?! I ordered it yesterday!

And where is my coffee machine, I wonder?

 

QUOTE: Molly Malone why is it impossible to you to pronounce my nickname?

 

Because she's a natural blonde. It's difficult for me too. May I call you just "Wizard"?

Изменено 6 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[victorian 8 436]

Even under the balcony? biggrin.gif

You know I can sing everywhere - under the balcony, on the roof, in the elevator, in the bathroom, in the garden, it depends on a girl`s wish but most of all I like to sing in the local trains cos it`s pleasure for girl and passengers give me money at the same time - profit!

 

 

t the end the rose prickled the poor nightingale with her scre...i mean with her thorns to death 15_weeping.gif

It`s our (nightingale`s) habitual unhappy fate...

[Lady LG 4 159]

Dear friends, let's finish with it: (everything is very easy!)

 

Guess the film:

1. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka. (Hint: The detective is a platinum blonde. The film is a screen-version of the books by a modern woman writer who is quite popular nowadays)

 

2. The man in the film can't tie a tie and doesn't like vegetarian food. Hint: he loves doves!

 

Guess the book:

 

1. "You're a female, Barbara! You're a she-wolf! You're leaving me for another man!"

 

2. "Come back home, my poor orphans! You're very dirty. I'll wash you with spring water and you'll sparkle like the sun again!" Hint: this is a poem about a woman who hates washing up.

 

Have fun! See you!

[victorian 8 436]

Have you read the fairy tale by Oscar Wilde "The nightingale and a rose?" At the end the rose prickled the poor nightingale with her scre...i mean with her thorns to death 15_weeping.gif

 

Nightingale, nightingale,

Every second you can fail,

If he tender lovely sings,

They want break his both wings.

 

Where`s way out?

Have you met

On the roof or under bed?

It`s your fate and it`s your life,

It`s your pain and it`s your кайф

Изменено 6 августа, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Serdar 2]

Imperturbable Wizard

Welcome in our English Club Party.

Which is one side opened and other side closed (as coin ).

[victorian 8 436]

2. The man in the film can't tie a tie and doesn't like vegetarian food. Hint: he loves doves!

I suppose this film is " Love and doves" (or "Love and nightingales" I don`t remember exactly )

 

1. "You're a female, Barbara! You're a she-wolf! You're leaving me for another man!"

It`s a genius novel "12 chairs" again

 

 

Guess the film:

- Are there mushrooms woods abroad?

- No, there are not any mushrooms woods abroad.

Hint: This film is about your colleague

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

Can you drive, gentlemen? I'm sure you can.

Then this sign may prove to be useful for all of you:

[Serdar 2]

Guess the film:

1. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka. (Hint: The detective is a platinum blonde. The film is a screen-version of the books by a modern woman writer who is quite popular nowadays)

I think this film is 'Kamenskaya'