English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Guess the book:

 

1. This is a scary story about a woman-cannibal.

 

Come on, friends! Everybody knows this old ugly woman cannibal! She prefers roast human meat. Every Russian child knows her name!

[Serdar 2]

'Every Russian child knows her name!' - This is the key's phrase.

Baba-Yaga.

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[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

This time you deserve your favourite Ballantine!

[Serdar 2]

some photo of Ballantine's

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[Imperturbable Wizard 38]

This actual AD suits a street person properly than normal people though it is funny and I liked it...

[Imperturbable Wizard 38]

Ladies, now it's your time to enjoin! Plz, take a look at the following foto and make a wish...

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Hi, Imperturbable Wizard,

 

Oh god, it's almost impossible to pronounce your nickname, especially after a couple of Ballantine's

 

I made a wish, i want a toaster.

 

Serdar,

and my favourite drink is "Molly's".

 

It also contains whisky

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

Imperturbable Wizard

 

Hello, Wizard! Nice to meet you. We haven't had any wizards in our club so far.

Most of us are blonds and blondes...

I'll make my wish tomorrow.

 

See you!

[Serdar 2]

Serdar,

and my favourite drink is "Molly's".

 

It also contains whisky

 

something like this?

[victorian 8 436]

"ATTENTION!

British prince on the white horse is looking for princess with big dacha in Moscow region. (I need a dacha for my horse).

She must have a common appearance:

Eyes - like stars

Lips - like rose

Face - like moon

Teeth- like pearl

Skin - like silk

Ears - like palm leaves

 

Special requirement - she must love some games and toys like axes, hammers and screwdrivers. It`s so romantic! "

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Serdar,

yes, this is my favourite liquor, was created in my honour

 

British prince on the white horse is looking for princess with big dacha in Moscow region. (I need a dacha for my horse). She must have a common appearance: Eyes - like stars Lips - like rose Face - like moon Teeth- like pearl Skin - like silk Ears - like palm leaves

 

Special requirement - she must love some games and toys like axes, hammers and screwdrivers. It`s so romantic! rolleyes.gif "

 

victorian,

 

i know one girl who corresponds with your ad. If only you saw her ears...like two palm leaves, beautiful!

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

But you didn't say anything about the colour of the applicant's hair. The British Prince is looking for a blonde, I guess...

 

Marriage notice:

 

Extremelly clever and pretty natural blonde wishes to marry strong, sexy, passionate male. Intimacy excluded. Please send photos to personal box.

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[Lady LG 4 159]

Imperturbable Wizard

 

Sorry, the print is too small and I can't see very well. I want the gadget in the first row,

in the middle. It's a coffee machine, if I'm not mistaken.

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[victorian 8 436]

But you didn't say anything about the colour of the applicant's hair. The British Prince is looking for a blonde, I guess...

Yes, it`s needless to say, blond hair....or blue (cos I`m an aristocratic person), but to be honest her ears are more important for me cos girl loves by ears and I`m good musician:61:

[Molly Malone 4 452]

I`m good musician:61:

 

victorian,

are you really a good musician?

or you mean you can talk so well as if you are playing the piano?