Molly Malone 4 452 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 Вдруг из маминой из спальни, Кривоногий и хромой, Выбегает умывальник И качает головой: victorian, i thought this is David Copperfield by Dickens Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 452 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 Цитата A girl falls in love with a man. He wants to marry her, but at first he must spend a year somewhere (i forgot where). But her libido doesn't let her wait for him for a whole year, so she has an affair with someone else. When her fiance learns about this, he leaves her. This story is described in 4 books and it is a torment for each russian scholar. So, what book? Is it "War And Peace"? Yes, you are right! You get your favourite kvas as a prize Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 452 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 This man is blond. He is tall. There's something wrong with his footwear A tall blond in a wrong boot (With Pierre Richaurd)? a french film. I hope i am right this time Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 (изменено) Molly Malone This man is blond. He is tall. There's something wrong with his footwear A tall blond in a wrong boot (With Pierre Richaurd)? a french film. Yes, that's right. But he was wearing a YELLOW boot. Muha-Tsokotuha! Molly, you're too quick! I wanted sly victorian to guess it in revenge for "Moidoduir" Come and see me tomorrow and take anything you like from the virtual fridge az a prize! Изменено 2 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 (изменено) Guess the book: 1. - Sir, give me some money! Give me some money, sir! Give me... - Would you like me to give you the key to the flat where the money is?" 2. -Somebody has been eating my porridge! Somebody has been sitting on my chair! Somebody has been lying in my bed! Изменено 2 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 452 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 And Guess the book from me: "Never ask for anything from anybody, especially from those who are stronger than you. They will offer you everything and give you everything themselves." Lady LG, is this "Master and Marge Simpson?" oh, sorry, "Master and Margarita" Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 452 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 Somebody has been eating my porridge! Somebody has been sitting on my chair! Somebody has been lying in my bed! ohmy.gif Somebody has been eating my porridge! Somebody has been sitting on my chair! Somebody has been lying in my bed! Somebody has been watching my DVDs! Somebody has emptied the fridge! Somebody has drunk all beer all eaten all chips! Molly must have been here again! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
victorian 8 436 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 Guess the book: 1. - Sir, give me some money! Give me some money, sir! Give me... - Would you like me to give you the key to the flat where the money is?" It`s easy! "12 chairs" by Ilf and Petrov Don`t worry! Be happy! Да кто я такой, чтобы себе отказывать! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 (изменено) Eazy reading for our guests THE FEAST Once a chief decided to give a feast to his people. He sent his men to every village. They told the people to come to the chief’s house and said, “ The chief asks each of the men to bring one bottle of palm wine and pour it into a pot at the door.” The day of the feast came. People put on their best clothes and walked to the chief’s house with their families. They stopped at the door of the chief’s house and poured their bottles into a very big pot at the door. There was a man who wanted to go to the feast very much, but he had no palm wine at home. His wife said to him, “ You must buy some palm wine.” But the man answered, “ What? I don’t want to buy wine for a feast that is free. No, no!” He thought a little and then said, “ Hundreds of people will bring their wine and pour it into the pot. A bottle of water cannot be bad for so much wine.” And so he went to the feast with a bottle of water. He poured his bottle into the pot as other people did. Then he sat down at the table with all the other people and waited for the glass of palm wine which he liked so much. The chief said, “ Let’s drink wine, dear guests!” All the guests took their glasses. But what they drank was not palm wine, but – water! So our man was not the only one who thought, “ A bottle of water cannot be bad for so much wine.” feast – пир chief – вождь palm wine – пальмовое вино pour - лить free - бесплатный Изменено 2 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 Molly Malone "Master and Margarita" Yes, it's one of my favourite books. A virtual "Bear In The North" sweet goes to you! Somebody has been eating my porridge! But what book? victorian "12 chairs" by Ilf and Petrov A bottle of "Old Miller" goes to you! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Molly Malone 4 452 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 (изменено) Цитата Somebody has been eating my porridge! But what book? 3 bears and Masha Nobody has guessed victorian's Мойдодыр, he will drink his barrel of beer himself Изменено 2 августа, 2011 пользователем Molly Malone Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 2 августа, 2011 (изменено) It was a very good riddle. Let him drink. Guess the film: 1. - Oh, a rival firm! - You're a fool! - You're a fool yourself! (slams the door) - What is the price of the opium for people? (knocks on the door with his boot) 2. This is a scary story about a woman-cannibal. Изменено 2 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Serdar 2 Опубликовано 3 августа, 2011 Guess the film: 1. - Oh, a rival firm! - You're a fool! - You're a fool yourself! (slams the door) - What is the price of the opium for people? (knocks on the door with his boot) this is film '12 chairs' Dialogue between Mironov and Pugovkin. Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 3 августа, 2011 Serdar That' right! You get fried potatoes and nicely browned roastbeef for lunch! Enjoy your virtual meal! Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
Lady LG 4 159 Опубликовано 3 августа, 2011 (изменено) Let's sum up. For today we have: Guess the film: 1. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka. (Hint: The detective is a platinum blonde. The film is a screen-version of the books by a modern woman writer who is quite popular nowadays) 2. The man in the film can't tie a tie and doesn't like vegetarian food. Guess the book: 1. This is a scary story about a woman-cannibal. 2. Every Russian school-leaver knows this book. The main heroine is often called "a ray of sunshine in the dark empire". 3. "You're a female, Barbara! You're a she-wolf! You're leaving me for another man!" 4. "Even Leo Tolstoi didn't eat meat!!!" - "Yes, he did!!!" 5. "Come back home, my poor orphans! You're very dirty. I'll wash you with spring water and you'll sparkle like the sun again!" (Dear friends, if I've forgotten anything, add it yourselves. We're going very quickly and it's difficult to see if the task is done or undone) Have fun! See you! Изменено 3 августа, 2011 пользователем Lady LG Поделиться сообщением Ссылка на сообщение
