English Club

[Serdar 2]

And do you like horses, Serdar?

Yes I like horses and riding.

Because riding is sport and not easy to start. Vacation before I often attended stable in 'Lesniye Polyanyi' with wife.

(bus num. 44 from Pushkino)

 

If anybody wish to attend, you'll call before [http://ivhorse.ucoz.ru/publ/6-1-0-13]

1 hour - 800rub.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Цитата Yes, this is a famous russian author and all kids know his books,

 

Hm...I have no idea

Neither have I.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

A girl falls in love with a man. He wants to marry her, but at first he must spend a year somewhere (i forgot where). But her libido doesn't let her wait for him for a whole year, so she has an affair with someone else. When her fiance learns about this, he leaves her.

This story is described in 4 books and it is a torment for each russian scholar.

 

So, what book?

Is it "War And Peace"?

 

Serdar

 

I'm afraid of horses. They kick! They are so big!

 

If I saw a horse, I would scream!

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[Serdar 2]

Lady LG

 

Just image yourself, you are lady of noble birth. What do they do in holiday?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

Ladies of noble birth have holidays all year round because they don't have to work.

I can't imagine myself riding a horse, but I often ride a bicycle. My bike is nice, small and red. Its name is STELS. It can be folded and easily put in the lift.

[Serdar 2]

Lady LG

I like bicycle also. Each weekend cycle to Uchinskoe (place at the yellow cross).

 

if you can use program Google Earth

 

This is for everybody. The place and the road there is perfect. Who did not try to get there, has much lost.

 

latitude 56° 2'49.00"N

longitude 37°46'18.36"E

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[victorian 8 436]

By the way is it possible to use a horse for ploughing at dacha?

[victorian 8 436]

What book?

 

Early morning. A lame, awful man goes out mother`s bedroom. Mother and this man are very pleased and satisfied and they adore each other. But mother`s young son is shocked, poor kid doesn`t know this terrific stranger so he is very scared and crying 15_weeping.gif But his mother insists: " You must love this man now and forever!". ***

 

That sounds familiar...

Is the author russian?

Yes, this is a famous russian author and all kids know his books,

 

Корней Чуковский

 

 

МОЙДОДЫР

 

Вдруг из маминой из спальни,

Кривоногий и хромой,

Выбегает умывальник

И качает головой:

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

If you think I'm a hacker, you're mistaken. When I have problems with my notebook, I often feel helpless and ask my daughter for help (she's fair-haired, but not blond)

 

We often cycle to the Utchinskoe Storage Pond to have a swim though it's strictly forbidden.

 

victorian

 

Great!

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[Lady LG 4 159]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have something unguessed:

 

Guess the film:

 

1. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka. (Hint: The detective is a platinum blonde. The film is a screen-version of the books by a modern woman writer who is quite popular nowadays)

 

2. This man is blond. He is tall. There's something wrong with his footwear.

 

3. A young blond woman works on a farm and looks after pigs. She looks stupid. The actress who plays this part is considered to be the first Soviet sex-symbol.

 

And Guess the book from me:

 

"Never ask for anything from anybody, especially from those who are stronger than you. They will offer you everything and give you everything themselves."

[Serdar 2]

2. This man is blond. He is tall. There's something wrong with his footwear.

 

I guess it's film 'Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man'

 

 

 

3. A young blond woman works on a farm and looks after pigs. She looks stupid. The actress who plays this part is considered to be the first Soviet sex-symbol.

 

There are not doubts it's 'Pig Tender And Shepherd'.

Lubov Orlova is the first Soviet sex-symbol.

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[Serdar 2]

Serdar

 

If you think I'm a hacker, you're mistaken. When I have problems with my notebook, I often feel helpless and ask my daughter for help (she's fair-haired, but not blond)

 

We often cycle to the Utchinskoe Storage Pond to have a swim though it's strictly forbidden.

no problem

 

there is a link:

http://narod.ru/disk/20703790001/yellow-cross.jpg.html

 

Destination point 'kur'.

Start yellow trace 'вниилм'

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[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

. This man is blond. He is tall. There's something wrong with his footwear.

I guess it's film 'Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man'

No, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

 

. A young blond woman works on a farm and looks after pigs. She looks stupid. The actress who plays this part is considered to be the first Soviet sex-symbol.

There are not doubts it's 'Pig Tender And Shepherd'. Lubov Orlova is the first Soviet sex-symbol.

 

Yes! You get a big piece of virtual home-made cake az a prize.

 

Thank you for the link!

[Lady LG 4 159]

One more "Guess the book" from me:

 

"Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young lady. She wasn't married yet and lived alone. One day while she was walking through the field she found some money.

The lady went to the market and bought some kitchen ware. Then she decided to have a tea-party and invited a lot of guests. Everybody was enjoying themselves when suddenly a terrible villain appeared. He kidnapped the lady and wanted to suck her blood.

Fortunately the story has a happy end.

A handsome daring young fellow killed the villain and married the lady."

 

kitchen-ware - кухонное оборудование

villain - злодей

daring - отважный

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[Molly Malone 4 452]

"Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young lady. She wasn't married yet and lived alone. One day while she was walking through the field she found some money. The lady went to the market and bought some kitchen ware. Then she decided to have a tea-party and invited a lot of guests. Everybody was enjoying themselves when suddenly a terrible villain appeared. He kidnapped the lady and wanted to suck her blood. Fortunately the story has a happy end. A handsome daring young fellow killed the villain and married the lady."

 

Muha-Tsokotuha!