English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Hurray! Now we are three! Three charming dumb blondes!

 

Lady LG

Самира

Molly Malone

 

I hope gimini will join us too when she comes back from Anapa. Then we'll be four!

Изменено 29 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[victorian 8 436]

But Molly doesn't want to join us and dye her hair blonde.

 

As a matter of fact she just tries to trick us but we know for sure she is a secret blonde. Molly be honest please! The original is so natural!

 

:blink:

Изменено 29 июля, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Molly Malone 4 452]

As a matter of fact she just tries to trick us but we know for sure she is a secret blonde. Molly be honest please! The original is so natural!

 

victorian,

how did you guess??

 

join our club, your hair is blond too

 

Serdar,

 

What colour is your hair?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Ladies and gentlemen! For the present moment we have some interesting tasks to do:

 

Guess the film:

 

1. This woman is as old as the hills but her mind is in order. She can investigate crimes much better than local detectives.

 

2. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka.

 

3." - What's this? - This is a trifle! It's just a gangster's bullet."

 

4. A man steals cars from the people who he's sure are thieves too.

 

5. - And the Lion fell in love with the Lamb.

- What a stupid Lion!

What a stupid Lamb...

 

Punctuate:

 

woman without her man is nothing

 

Have fun!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

A man steals cars from the people who he's sure are thieves too. car-green.gif

 

Garage?

[Serdar 2]

4. A man steals cars from the people who he's sure are thieves too.

Beware of the car.

[Serdar 2]

Serdar,

 

What colour is your hair?

My hair is black.

[Lady LG 4 159]

A man steals cars from the people who he's sure are thieves too.

Garage?

No, Molly. Who steals cars in the "Garage"? No prize for you this time.

Serdar

Beware of the car.

Yes! A vitual glass of Ballantine 12 YO goes to you!

My hair is black.

Now I understand why you're so smart!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

No, Molly. Who steals cars in the "Garage"? No prize for you this time.

 

Yes! appl.gif A vitual glass of Ballantine 12 YO goes to you!

 

Serdar is generous, he will share his Ballantine with Molly

 

 

[victorian 8 436]

3." - What's this? - This is a trifle! It's just a gangster's bullet." badass.gif

 

I suppose it`s "Old men - robbers".

 

And a joke:

 

A policeman (blonde) stops a girl and asks for her license.

- Lady, it sais here that you should be wearing glasses.

- Well I have contacts.

- I don`t care who you know! You are getting a ticket!"

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

I suppose it`s "Old men - robbers"

Yes, that's right!

And you get a virtual bottle of beer from the fridge as a prize!

By the way, what kind of beer do you prefer?

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Oh god...i am blond now and i can't guess any film!

[Lady LG 4 159]

A joke from Blondes' Club:

 

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She: You are unbearable! If you were my husband, I would put poison in your tea!

He: And if you were my wife, I would drink this tea!

 

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Изменено 29 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

Don't get upset! I can't guess yours:

. - And the Lion fell in love with the Lamb.

- What a stupid Lion!

What a stupid Lamb...

:D

 

Would you please be so kind to help us a little bit?

Изменено 29 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Самира 26]

Ladies and gentlemen! For the present moment we have some interesting tasks to do:

 

Guess the film:

 

1. This woman is as old as the hills but her mind is in order. She can investigate crimes much better than local detectives.

 

2. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka.

 

3." - What's this? - This is a trifle! It's just a gangster's bullet."

 

4. A man steals cars from the people who he's sure are thieves too.

 

5. - And the Lion fell in love with the Lamb.

- What a stupid Lion!

What a stupid Lamb...

 

Punctuate:

 

woman without her man is nothing

 

Have fun!

1. This woman is as old as the hills but her mind is in order. She can investigate crimes much better than local detectives.

 

 

 

Mrs.MArple

 

I cant forget her face ))

I do not like this film, I do not see tv a lot , but always when I sit on the sofa and swich the tv set I saw her face