English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

Yes, yes! Thank you very much, Molly. His name is Sergey Zverev.

 

Easy reading for our guests:

 

Supper was already over when a guest unexpectedly arrived.

“Would you like some spaghetti and a piece of an apple pie?” mother asked.

“Yes, please, it comes just at the right moment. I missed my dinner being on the way and feel rather hungry,” the guest replied.

Mother put another plate on the table for him and brought a dish of nicely browned spaghetti from the kitchen.

“Keep our friend company, Jackie, while I heat the apple pie and coffee,” she said.

Jackie ran out of the room for a minute and returned with a neatly cut piece of cheese on a plate.

“Good boy,” the guest said having finished the spaghetti and the cheese, “a clever boy always knows what may be found in the fridge.”

“That didn’t come from the fridge,” Jackie answered, “it came from the mouse trap.”

 

See you!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Цитата A professor from Denmark (if I'm not mistaken) arrives in Moscow, drinks a lot of "cocktail" and learns some bad Russian words.

 

The main character of this film behaves dishonestly. He lets a young woman love him and at the same time isn't going to divorce with his wife.

 

Aha...the sort of a man i dislike, Autumn Marathon

 

Dishonorable rogue!

 

Guess what film

 

"Do you care for the children's beauty or for their health???"

[Lady LG 4 159]

Autumn Marathon

 

Yes, a virtual bottle of Aqua Minerale from the fridge goes to you!

 

Guess what film

 

"Do you care for the children's beauty or for their health???" 

 

Could you give me some more information, please?

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Could you give me some more information, please?

 

Yes. Firstly, this film has already been mentioned, secondly you said it's one of your favourite films

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone:

this film has already been mentioned

 

Oh, Present Perfect Passive! It's very nice to deal with people who can use English tenses correctly. When I talk to you, Molly, I don't restrict myself to vocabulary, tenses or grammar patterns. It's really nice. Thank you. You must have had good teachers.

 

But I still can't guess the film. Would you be so kind and quote something else, please?

 

See you!

Изменено 26 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Oh, Present Perfect Passive! It's very nice to deal with people who can use English tenses correctly. When I talk to you, Molly, I don't restrict myself to vocabulary, tenses or grammar patterns. It's really nice. Thank you. You must have had good teachers.

 

 

Oh danke, i use all these tenses without knowing i use them

To tell the truth, the main and the best teacher i have is my Mother.

 

But I still can't guess the film. Would you be so kind and quote something else, please? tongue.gif

 

All right:

 

- Kompoty hochesh?

- Net!

 

So? Can you guess the film now?

[victorian 8 436]

Hello my friends! I`m back from Syberia and glad to meet you again! Well east or west home is best. I`ll set photos later.

And what are your news? I see new clubs here, it`s very interesting

Molly how are your dancing lessons?

Lady LG, I have an idea, we`ll organize folk choir and will sing russian songs in english on the Day of Pushkino, I`m sure we`ll have success:61: (and here is your favourite smile - )

Изменено 27 июля, 2011 пользователем victorian

[victorian 8 436]

Kompoty hochesh? - Net!

 

So? Can you guess the film now? biggrin.gif

 

I can, I can!

It`s "Welcome or go away a stranger"

 

And for women`s club -

Едут в поезде русская, француженка и англичанка. У англичанки пропали туфли. Она обвиняет в краже русскую и говорит ей об этом через француженку, которая немного знает по-русски. Русская возмущена:

- Нужны мне ваши туфли!

Француженка переводит:

- Она говорит, что они ей нужны.

Англичанка:

- Тогда пусть заплатит.

Русская:

- Здравствуйте, я ваша тетя!

Француженка:

- Она говорит, что она ваша родственница.

Англичанка:

- Все равно пусть платит.

Русская:

- Хрен вы с меня получите!

Француженка:

- Она говорит, что расплатится с вами овощами.

Изменено 27 июля, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

Hello, victorian! It's so nice to see you again! Did you have a good journey?

Where exactly in Siberia have you been?

 

The matter is that my grandparents from father's side came from the Krasnoyarsk Region. They lived in a small settlement in the taiga and moved to Moscow before the war. My father was born in Omsk. I was born here and have never been to Siberia, but I feel that my roots are there. It's the land of my ancestors. I guess my distant relatives still live there, but unfortunately we lost touch with them very long ago.

 

See you!

[Lady LG 4 159]

I have an idea, we`ll organize folk choir and will sing russian songs in english on the Day of Pushkino, I`m sure we`ll have success

As I have already said, I support any creative ideas. Why not? We can try.

 

Some more Guess the film tasks mainly for victorian as he missed a lot while he was on holiday.

 

1. This woman is as old as the hills but her mind is in order. She can investigate crimes much better than local detectives.

 

2. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka.

 

3." - What's this? - This is a trifle! It's just a gangster's bullet."

 

4. A man steals cars from the people who he's sure are thieves too.

 

Have fun, everybody! See you!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

victorian,

nice to see you again

 

as you can see, the girls were having fun while the boys were away, but we behaved ourselves.

 

You get a bottle of cold beer for guessing the film

 

My dancing lessons are fine, now practising table-dancing

[Lady LG 4 159]

One more Guess the film:

 

"We are of the same blood - you and me..."

 

And a joke from Ladies'Club:

 

Molly Malone and Lady LG are walking in the park. Lady LG looks nice because she has just dyed her hair blond. Suddenly Molly Malone sees a dead pigeon.

 

"Oh, look at that dead bird. Poor thing!"

Lady LG stops and looks up into the sky: "Where??? Where???"

 

Bye! See you!

[Самира 26]

One more Guess the film:

 

"We are of the same blood - you and me..."

 

And a joke from Ladies'Club:

 

Molly Malone and Lady LG are walking in the park. Lady LG looks nice because she has just dyed her hair blond. Suddenly Molly Malone sees a dead pigeon.

 

"Oh, look at that dead bird. Poor thing!"

Lady LG stops and looks up into the sky: "Where??? Where???"

 

Bye! See you!

 

Maugli

 

hi victorian,

[Lady LG 4 159]

Hello, Самира! Yes, that's from "Jungle Book".

I guess you're thirsty: it's terribly hot today! So I'll send you a virtual 2-litre bottle of cold kvas as a prize.

 

Ladies and gentlemen!

Could you punctuate the sentence, please? (put in . , : - ! " ", capitals, etc)

 

"woman without her man is nothing"

 

See you!

Изменено 27 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Molly Malone and Lady LG are walking in the park. Lady LG looks nice because she has just dyed her hair blond. Suddenly Molly Malone sees a dead pigeon.

 

"Oh, look at that dead bird. Poor thing!" Lady LG stops and looks up into the sky: "Where??? Where???" biggrin.gif

 

But Molly is supposed to be a blond according to victorian!