English Club

[Molly Malone 4 452]

This doctor has problems with pronunciation. (It's easy, ask questions!)

 

Is the problem with pronunciation connected with vodka?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

A schoolgirl falls in love with a very handsome young man. She is eager to make love with him but he doesn't want to. The man is very cold.

 

Twilight?Bella and Edward Cullen?

Yes, it's a screen version of the famous bestseller.

A timid young man meets the girl of his dream. They take the same bus to get to work every day but the young man has no courage to get acquainted with the girl.

'Excuse me, would you be so kind to tell me where the Enohpelet is?"

Yes, that's right too.

A box of marsh-mallow (зефир) in chocolate goes to you! Enjoy your tea!

 

This doctor has problems with pronunciation. (It's easy, ask questions!)

 

Is the problem with pronunciation connected with vodka?

No, I don't think so. It may be a birth defect or hard childhood.

 

Good luck and have fun!

[Serdar 2]

2. "The thief must be put in prison!"

Place of the meeting is not changing.

(To change place of the meeting is forbidden)

Изменено 18 июля, 2011 пользователем Serdar

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

 

Yes, you're right! Gleb Zheglov, "Meeting Point Can't Be Changed".

A virtual bottle of your favourite "Ballantines 12 YO" will be delivered to you.

[Самира 26]

Serdar

 

I am sure it will be very interesting trip and easy and romantic as you go with wife

[Lady LG 4 159]

. A funny story for everybody

 

The Shorter the Better

 

A famous doctor hated to hear his patients speak about their illnesses. He always

asked them to be brief and speak to the point. Once a woman who had burnt her

hand came to consult him. She did her best to be laconic.

She showed her hand to the doctor and said, “A burn.”

“A compress,” was the doctor’s reply.

The next day the woman came again and said, ”Better.”

“The same,” replied the doctor.

A week later the woman came and asked, “Your fee?”

“None,” said the doctor.

“I’d like all my patients to be as sensible as you are, madam.”

[Самира 26]

. A funny story for everybody

 

The Shorter the Better

 

A famous doctor hated to hear his patients speak about their illnesses. He always

asked them to be brief and speak to the point. Once a woman who had burnt her

hand came to consult him. She did her best to be laconic.

She showed her hand to the doctor and said, “A burn.”

“A compress,” was the doctor’s reply.

The next day the woman came again and said, ”Better.”

“The same,” replied the doctor.

A week later the woman came and asked, “Your fee?”

“None,” said the doctor.

“I’d like all my patients to be as sensible as you are, madam.”

[Lady LG 4 159]

There are 4 "Guess the film" tasks for the present:

 

1. This doctor has problems with pronunciation. (It's easy, ask questions!)

 

2. Viewers expect to see a barber, but there's no barber in the film.

 

3. An elderly district militia officer lives in a village. He is respected by everybody.

He doesn't allow his daughter to wear a mini-skirt.

 

4. A country woman arrives in Moscow. She meets a taxi-driver and sings a beautiful song for him.

The woman likes the driver but she's honest and doesn't want to cheat on her husband. Her husband is rude and greedy.

 

Have fun! See you!

Изменено 18 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Serdar 2]

. A funny story for everybody

 

The Shorter the Better ..........

"The brevity is sister of the talent." Chehov A.P.

[Serdar 2]

Serdar

 

I am sure it will be very interesting trip and easy and romantic as you go with wife

Thank you...

[Lady LG 4 159]

"The brevity is sister of the talent." Chehov A.P.

 

And also: "Brevity is the soul of wit" (Shakespeare, "Hamlet")

Изменено 18 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Molly Malone 4 452]

. Viewers expect to see a barber, but there's no barber in the film.

 

Siberian barber?

[gimini 20 321]

Hello

I'm back.

You wrote a lot of interesting things I'll start to read.

 

 

Самира

 

I was born on the 23th of May

[Lady LG 4 159]

gimini

 

We're all glad you're back. Join us!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

Yes, this is "Siberian Barber" directed by Nikita Mihalkov.

A virual chocolate ice-cream from the freezer goes to you!

 

For today we have 4 "Guess the film" tasks:

 

1. This doctor has problems with pronunciation. (It's easy, ask questions!)

 

2. The man has no wife but he has a son. They live in poverty. The father wants his only son to get education and spends his last money on it. (Hint: it's children's film)

 

3. An elderly district militia officer lives in a village. He is respected by everybody. He doesn't allow his daughter to wear a mini-skirt.

 

4. A country woman arrives in Moscow. She meets a taxi-driver and sings a beautiful song for him. The woman likes the driver but she's honest and doesn't want to cheat on her husband. Her husband is rude and greedy.

 

Have fun! See you!

Изменено 19 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG