English Club

[Molly Malone 4 452]

A dialogue in a bar:

- Are you a logician?! How is that?

- Ok, I’ll explain. Do you have an aquarium at home?

- Yes…

- Then there are certainly fish inside…

- Yes…

- If you have fish, then I am sure you love animals.

- I do…

- If you love animals, you must love children as well.

- Yes…

- If you love children, you must have some.

- Yes.

- If you have children, you have a wife.

- Yes.

- If you have a wife, it means that you love women.

- Yes…

- And if you love women, I can come to the conclusion that you don’t love men.

- That’s logical!

- If you don’t love men, it means that you are not gay!

- Wow! Fantastic!

 

Some time later the logician leaves, and the man’s friend comes.

- Hey, I have just met a logician!

- Whom?

- A logician. I’ll explain. Do you have an aquarium at home?

- No…

- You homosexual pig!

 

[victorian 8 436]

Molly Malone

 

I`m under chair!

[Самира 26]

maybe some one knows the english conversation club in Pushkino?

[victorian 8 436]

maybe some one knows the english conversation club in Pushkino?

There is a good Moscow English Conversation Club (MECC) I use to visit this Club quite often. It`s quite popular because of friendly atmosphere, a lot of native speakers and just interesting people, special entertaining programme, bar and so on.http://www.englclub.ru/viewpage.php?page_id=4

[Molly Malone 4 452]

maybe some one knows the english conversation club in Pushkino?

 

Sure! There are plenty of them in Pushkino! As many as good bookshops

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

Euphemisms:

6. She is (pardon) a prostitute.

She is engaged in men's entertainment business.

 

I'm sure there're a lot of people who can speak English in our town, but very few of them are registered in pushkino.org. That's a pity. I wish we had more members.

[Самира 26]

maybe some one knows the english conversation club in Pushkino?

There is a good Moscow English Conversation Club (MECC) I use to visit this Club quite often. It`s quite popular because of friendly atmosphere, a lot of native speakers and just interesting people, special entertaining programme, bar and so on.http://www.englclub.ru/viewpage.php?page_id=4

victorian

thank for your answer.

unfortunately it is not a variant for me, maybe 5 years later

 

Molly

to be more exactly . so more as beer in the shop , then in the youth hands in the street

 

Lady Lg

I also think so.

But the advantage of the English conversation clubs are that there it is possible to meet native speakers or at least foreigners.

 

Today the weather is so good neither cold nor hot.

 

 

please advice any novel in English - very very interesting

many thanks in advance .

see you

[Самира 26]

victorian

 

I saw the photos.there is cheerfully

 

http://www.englclub.ru/photogallery.php?album_id=28

[victorian 8 436]

I`d like to boast. This is my poem about Moscow English Conversation Club:

 

 

 

"New Year in English Club"

 

 

http://www.englclub.ru/viewpage.php?page_id=19

[Lady LG 4 159]

Самира

Today the weather is so good neither cold nor hot

I'm afraid I can't agree with you. It's hot and stuffy. I can't stand heat! But fortunately we had a wonderful shower half an hour ago, it's very good for plants and trees and I hope it'll be a bit cooler in the evening.

please advice any novel in English - very very interesting

Have you got any English books at home? I'd advise you to begin with short stories by O'Henry. They are easy and enjoyable to read.

Molly, victorian, Serdar, what's your opinion?

 

See you!

[Самира 26]

Lady Lg

 

I do not have any English books at home .

I will download it.

 

victorian

Fine poem!!!

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

I admit you're the best poet in our club. I can do a lot in English but writing poetry is always a problem for me. I liked your poem, especially the last lines.

I`d like to boast.

Do boast, victorian! We don't mind. And write something else!

 

See you!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

I admit you're the best poet in our club.

 

I agree, he really is. Victorian is the man with real brains...and excellent sense of humour.

 

To my shame, i haven't written a line since i was 24.

 

But when I was younger i translated into russian the whole poem of John Keats "Endymion", 4000 lines of his finest verse, beauty in every line.

Now, i prefer cooking and gardening, and it gives me much more pleasure, for i am a woman, not a poet

 

[Molly Malone 4 452]

please advice any novel in English - very very interesting smile.gif

 

Samira, have you read books about Adrian Mole?

They were written by Sue Townsend, a modern English writer.

If you haven't, do it immediately, i beseech you. Funny and ironic

 

And one more english writer, Stephen Fry. His pronounciation is considered to be an etalon. I've read his Stars' Tennis Balls 6 times, it's a modern interpretaion of Monte Cristo. It is wonderful. You could have also seen Mr Fry in "Jeeves and Wooster" (it's a film).

 

Recently i have downloaded "Fairy tales by Oscar Wilde" read by Stephen Fry...Ladies and Gentleman, this is music to my ears. Every evening i listen to him at my country house (very loudly), and neighbours already begin to get interested if i have a foreign lover in the house

 

Lady LG, Samira, Victorian, Serdar and others, what are your most most most favourite books?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

The books you recommended are very interesting indeed, but they're mostly for intermediate and advanced learners. They are uneasy to read and understand. Besides they are long. That's why I advised Самира to begin with short stories.

what are your most most most favourite books?

I'll answer your question tomorrow.

 

Bye!