English Club

[victorian 8 436]

Jack - Ladies and gentlemen!

It`s anniversary of our school today - 3 weeks, so we`ve prepared a conсert for you.

Well let me present my song for you:

 

 

Thank you for your applause. Well and now I`d like to invite here my girlfriend Natasha!

 

Great! Oh you are really sexbomb Nataly!!

 

 

Dear friends now you`ll see our best student Iren! PLease!!!

She`s very cute! Do you agree?

 

 

 

Well and now our friend Serdar performances only for you! He`s in red.

Thank you very much Mr. Serdar!

 

 

Attention please! This is our charming Headmaster Molly and she`s going to tell you this story without words. Please dear!

Brilliant!

 

Well It`s my pleasure to introduce you our lovely teacher and boss and Minister of Education - Lady LG with her favourite song!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y30XQoBMPT8&feature=related

Great! It`s just charming! Thank you very much!

 

I`m do hope you liked our performance, we did our best!

See you in our school!

Изменено 3 июля, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

 

Thank you very much indeed for the wonderful concert. I enjoyed every minute of it. But you didn't tell us that you had taken part in the concert too. I recognized you! You performed a Russian folk dance with Mr Serdar and you were wearing a red shirt.

...our lovely teacher and boss and Minister of Education - Lady LG

It's very kind of you, victorian. But I don't really deserve this honorary title and I don't pretend to it. The fact is that visiting English Club gives me a lot of pleasure. I feel comfortable here because everybody is so nice and friendly. Thanks again!

 

See you!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

She works in a tent selling kvas - She is in the refreshment business.

My answer: "She works for RTD company" (Russian Traditional Drinks)

Their son is a phycho

My answers: "Their son has some psychiatric problems" or "Their son is so hot-tempered that he needs a doctor."

 

Bye!

 

PS I thought this sign meant "air kiss" but it means "alcohol"! Ha-ha-ha!

In fact I'm a teetotaller and I never drink beer and my favourite song isn't "Napilasya ya pyana.."

 

victorian, I could hear everyting except Molly's story without words.

Изменено 3 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Serdar 2]

Well and now our friend Serdar performances only for you! He`s in red.

Thank you very much Mr. Serdar!

Bingo! I like bright shirts.

But prefer orange colour and sometimes red.

[Serdar 2]

4. Guess the last word: " Queen Elizabeth I was considered very fussy about her personal cleanliness as she bathed once a ............................ "

In my opinion absented word is "week".

[Lady LG 4 159]

Serdar

Well and now our friend Serdar performances only for you! He`s in red.

Sorry, Serdar, I didn't recognize you. Then victorian was wearing a yellow shirt.

 

...she bathed once a week "

No, unfortunately your answer is wrong.

 

victorian

...this dance is really strange but it`s her choice, her story and her dance-language.

I mean I couldn't see her dance either. I couldn't open the link.

[victorian 8 436]

I mean I couldn't see her dance either. I couldn't open the link.

Molly`s dance.

I try again this link

 

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Molly`s dance. I try again this link smile.gif

 

It's a pity I can't watch it now, my internet is too slow.

Somebody tell me, is this strip-tease?

[victorian 8 436]

Somebody tell me, is this strip-tease?

No no, absolutely! It`s kind of mystery dance.

[Molly Malone 4 452]

No no, absolutely! It`s kind of mystery dance. rolleyes.gif

 

Ich bin intrigued

[Molly Malone 4 452]

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. No Fee.

 

[Lady LG 4 159]

victorian

Now it's OK!

 

You look nice, Molly! You're dancing barefoot and wearing a mini-skirt.

You're very graceful and flexible. Thanks!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

You look nice, Molly! You're dancing barefoot and wearing a mini-skirt.

 

Thanks god i didn't forget to put my skirt on

Изменено 4 июля, 2011 пользователем Molly Malone

[victorian 8 436]

Thanks god i didn't forget to put my skirt on

 

 

Изменено 4 июля, 2011 пользователем victorian

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. No Fee.

 

Very understandable Chinese English.