Molly Malone

Разные хосты с гейхерами

- If I ever see you with another girl you will wish you had never been born. At first I will slice you , then grill and after that you will be served under delicious mustard sauce. Understand? - Yes, dear… - Not “yes, dear”! Yes, your majesty! - Yes, your majesty…dear. - By the way, before our wedding… - ??? - Yes, before our wedding I would like you to meet my mother. She is coming to dinner tonight. She is adorable, you will like her. She works at a market, sells meat. Isn’t that great? - Blin…

But two hours later they looked and smelled so delicious as if they had specially been cooked for the dinner party in honour of the royal family. Jack was starving. His mouth watered. He took a piece of chicken and began eating. - No!!! Spit it out, now! Bad boy, bad boy! The woman put her big fingers in his mouth and took the chicken out of it as if he were a puppy. - If you eat this, you will turn into a goat...oh...no, i wanted to say...the chickens are very tasty, but they are only for our dear russians", said the woman.

C@tRiN, да, бутилкаучук, цена идет за квадратный метр. я покупала зимой, поэтому дешевле вышло, а сейчас наверное и по 300 р будет. Можно заказать любой размер, я покупала вот здесь http://shop.aqvadesign.ru/catalogue/109/365/ хотя там минимум 4.8 ширина судя по всему, а дальше хоть два метра, хоть метр заказывайте. говорят, в тарасовке пленка есть, так что если вы на машине, можно и сгонять. Я очень рада, что прудик понравился, будет еще лучше

She took two cold Jaguars out of the fridge. -Oh no, not again! - Jack moaned. Vasya gently patted Natasha on her hip. "Hm...what interesting relations between a brother and a sister" Jack thought.

C@tRiN, я брала пленку из расчета ширина+2 глубины+ 60 см на края. Пленка квадратная 5 на 5. Диаметр пруда где-то 2.80, глубина 70-80. Они мне даже немного больше отрезали пленки с одной стороны, хватило бы на овальный, но я хотела именно круглый. Уже купалась на зависть соседям Я маленькая, мне размерчика хватает, полчаса бултыхалась там как лягушка

Под пленкой геотекстиль, чтобы уберечь ее от повреждений. Пленка 25 кв. метров, 280 рублей кв.метр. Короче около 9 тысяч вместе с геотекстилем и доставкой из москвы. Надеюсь, вода никуда не попрет, иначе я прямо в нем и утоплюсь

Спасибо, Сёма, но он еще, естественно, не закончен. Сейчас начинается самое интересное - высадка растений. И камни доложить

Сама не верю в это, но пленки вроде не видно, этого я боялась больше всего. To be continued.

Камни все выходные таскали, спина болит. Хотела плитняком выложить, но неохота за ним ехать. Потихоньку растения сажаю

А у меня работа продвигается. Яму вырыла, долго пришлось выравнивать одну сторону, подсыпала песок с глиной на берег, ибо там блин уклон был. Даже уровнем воспользовалась...

Мне узбеки делали забор. Уж что-что, а заборы они хорошо делают. Если надо, могу дать телефон, эта бригада (семья точнее) у нас уже третий или четвертый год работают, хорошие, порядочные, да и по цене намного дешевле. Деревянные ворота еще делали из штакетника, все в норме.

At this moment he caught sight of a newspaper lying on a stool. It was “Pushkinskiy Vestnik”. He found the word “rabota” and guessed it means “job”. “Pizza maker and kuri grill maker. No special knowledge demanded.” “Wow, I am going to grill chickens…hey hey, I am very good at grilling chicks. And then I’ll start my own chicken business. I am going to earn a lot and Natasha will fall on her knees begging me to marry her… Yeah, I am so cool!”

I wonder where poor Jack was at the time of the date… Oh, I know. When Vasya (95 kg, tall, hairy) arrived, Natasha gave him two Jaguar cocktails and hid him on the balcony. And Americans aren’t used to drinking Jaguar, so very soon Jack was drunk and pleased…

No, dear Serdar, it's not a dolphin. Any animal can jump higher than a house because houses can't jump A joke from me for everyone: – Hasn’t Harvey ever married? - No, and I don’t think he intends to, because he’s studying for a bachelor’s degree...

Well well well, Natasha had some skeletons in the wardrobe, too. Actually, she wasn’t as plain as one may think. She had loads of boyfriends in internet besides him. “Odnoklassniki.ru” to be precise… She had Hans from Germany nicknamed “Deine Scharfe Deutsche Wurst” (Your hot german sausage), Mario from Italy also known as “Horny Makaroni”, Andreas from Turkey “Turkish Delight”, John from Great Britain “Very Big Ben” and even a guy from Russia from Otradnoe, Vasya, nicknamed “Vasya”. Jack from the USA was the first to visit her in Pushkino, but she didn’t know that ….

Hearing this he felt the cold sweat running down his back… His armpits were sweating too. In fact, he was sweating like a pig. But the more he looked at her tits, the weaker he became… She slightly licked her upper lip with the tip of her pink tongue. He couldn’t help it. - Yes, everything for you, my queen, - he muttered.

No, it is not. It's NOTHING. One more riddle: What kind of animals can jump higher than a house? See you

- So, sweety, be my guide. Show me the loveliest places of interest in Pushkino,- he told her. - All right, but first of all let's eat something. I know a place where Shaurma is sold. Have you ever tasted our russian shaurma cooked by the caring hands of boys from sunny tadzhikistan? She smiled and touched his hand gently.

And then suddenly those who were sitting at the square next to the cinema Pobeda saw something really extraordinary...

Nobody can answer... It's a HOLE or a PIT One more riddle: What doesn't exist but has a name? See you!

A joke from me: Deep within a forest a little turtle begins to climb a tree. After a few hours he reaches the top, jumps into the air and crashes to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps, and falls to the ground. The poor little turtle tries this again and again, but every time he falls out of the tree. Meanwhile, a couple of birds are watching this. Finally, one of the birds turns to her mate and says, “Darling. Do you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?”

Немного не в тему, но может кто-нибудь подскажет, где купить деревянные окна нестандартного размера? На даче нужно менять 12 окон во всем доме, а я не знаю где и сколько примерно стоит одно окно. В Тарасовке наверное реально найти, но, может, где поближе есть...

His bald head?

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