Molly Malone

Cuisine?

Thank you, i have been practicing all day

My favourite song is of course "Molly Malone" It's an old Irish song and the best performer of it is Sinead O Connor (if i spell the name right). I can't give a link here as my internet is very slow (i am at my country house), the youtube won't download. The beginning is: In Dublin's fair city Where the girls are so pretty I first laid my eyes on sweet Molly Malone. How she wheeled her wheelbarrow (Yes, I have a wheelbarrow!) Through the streets broad and narrow Crying "Cockles and Mussels! Alive, alive...oh" Do i sing good?

Элементарно, что тут непонятного! Уличный хастлер (или владелец журнала Хастл, по-моему, его звали Ларри Флинт) шел подходя ко мне в один день пока я шел вниз по улице беспокоясь о своем бизнесе.

Some of my favourite quotations of my cherished, witty and fantastic Oscar Wilde: 1. I am always saying what I shouldn’t say; in fact, I usually say what I really think – a great mistake nowadays. It makes one so liable to be misunderstood. 2. All charming people are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction. 3. What do you call a bad woman? Oh! The sort of woman a man never gets tired of. 4. One can resist everything except temptation. 5.Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects. 6. Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth. 7. Women spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. 8. The only difference between a caprice and a life-long passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer. Victorian, write us your favourite quotations, the Headmaster demands

I know the answer! But i won't tell you

Вы ученикам 4 класса подобные лекции читали?

Strangely enough i thought so too If i didn't know she is a woman i would think she is a man

- I know what kind of business you mean! – Natasha yelled. – If only you dare! Jack sighed. He was already getting tired of Natasha. The first day at school. Imagine a novel of Dickens, David Copperfield or Nikolas Nickelby. A dark room. Newborn pupils are sitting there not daring to move. The headmaster enters. - Hello, my dear kittens. (smiling like a Cheshire cat) - Hello, headmaster! (unanimously) - I would like all of you to learn some rules before we start. (lifting her right eyebrow) - Yes, headmaster! - Firstly, you must always do what the teacher tells you or else you’ll never learn. Clear? - Yes! (beginning to get excited) - Secondly, the one who doesn’t learn the new English words will be whipped. (this already sounds like Julia Timoshenko) - Oh yes,headmaster! - Thirdly, the one who won’t bring me his most favourite English quotations tomorrow will be expelled. - Jawohl, Meister! And what are your favourite quotations, Lady LG, Samira, Victorian, Serdar and others?

1. true 2. true 3. false 4. true 5. false 6. false 7. false 8. false 9. true 10. false

Вот еще фотосессия. Кстати, заснять ее удалось только когда папа приехал, эта красавица сразу к нему подплыла и он ее чуть ли не гладил. Поэтому я пришла к выводу, что это девочка. Как в Шреке "Ты дракон-девочка!"

Ой блин... Короче, пруд становится красивей, камушки собираю, но у меня там поселился какой-то монстр! Выглядит как жук, он живет под водой. Иногда плавает на поверхности, но когда я приближаюсь, быстро уплывает и прячется в складках пленки. У него вроде как клешни, похожи на ласты, размером поменьше, чем спичечный коробок. А когда он плавает, похож на меленькую черепашку. А недавно это чудовище нарожало жучков, теперь я там точно купаться не буду С одной стороны, надо бы от него (то есть от нее) избавиться, а с другой стороны, мне его жалко, большой все-таки. Ужас. Может быть, кто-нибудь знает, что это за монстр?

- And now let’s think about the premises where the school is to be situated. Do you have any ideas, Natasha? - I think I do know. Our school is going to be a competitor of tents with beer. - How is that? - Wait and see. And two weeks later the big empty shop from the right of Pobeda (the one that used to be “Hoztovary” and that has been closed for many years already) turned into a school. (However, from Molly’s point of view, it has to be a Macdonalds…Sorry, I am hungry, dying for a Big Mac) - So, who is going to be a headmaster? - Well…I have a crazy idea. I know one person in Pushkino. Let it be……

Самира, i am very glad you take part in composing the story I hope Serdar will also join us one of these days

No one knew they were married because the wedding took place in Las Vegas when they came there for the weekend. At first they both gambled heavily, then drank, and then got married. "I wish i were a captain on a ship," he thought. "Then I could have a wife in every port" (I'll add from myself: Men...)

In the evening when they were back a surprise was waiting for them…Natasha’s mother. Without any greetings she looked at Jack, her eyes flickered. - Can he dig potatoes? - Mum, don’t start. - He is skinny, I don’t think he can. Can he plough? - Again your dacha! - Yes, I told you many times I need a helper in the garden. But if he is an American I think he will do with those Colorado bugs. (chuckling) As all this was said in Russian Jack didn’t understand a word. He stood there like an idiot. The only word he understood was Colorado. - Yes, yes, i am from Colorado!

I always do read... let us call it "self education" in those books i read there are no such words, from where else would i learn them if not from fences?

ну уж подешевле, чем бригада русских работников предлагала 400 рублей метр, "зарыв" метр, цементировали естественно. Как же вы скажете, хорошо это или халтура, если не видели?

helgapataki, (о, тезка практически!) эти цветочки называются шиловидный флокс. он любит камни, листики и цветочки у него как бы лежат на них

Hey, let Serdar participate in making up the story, some fresh blood will only do it good

I think i would never tell it straight although the demons inside me would demand i did it, i try to remain reserved so that nobody would get hurt In this situation i would be a mixture of an englishman and a german, but after visiting the restaurant i would use the language the russians usually use when they are displeased I wish i could also call the head waiter and tell him everything like Lady LG

Half a caterpillar? Mmmm...that would be delicious

при виде ваших булыжничков я уронила слюну на пол... Хочууу!!!!!!