Molly Malone

Потом вот так: (люблю я поэтапные фото делать, потом прикольно смотреть)

Похвастаюсь (если дачный интернет не отрубится) Сначала было так:

Только что сфотографировала прудик в ночи (жука не видно, он спит)

Serdar, what's this? Is it a name of some strip-club?

Yes yes yes, one more chocolate for you, Lady LG...you eat too many chocolates

One more film: This is a story about a doctor who hates aspic What film?

[/b]Lady LG, This is "The most beautiful and attractive" So... What cannibal?

Samira, is the figure between 1 and 10? A man is getting into a shower when the doorbell suddenly rings. His wife has just finished so she quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, she sees Bob, the next door neighbour. But before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 if you drop that towel.” After thinking a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob thanks her, hands her the $800 dollars and leaves. And the woman picks up the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “Oh, it was only Bob the next door neighbour.” “Great!” the husband says. “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Well...no, he isn't, but his tastes are really peculiar. He likes human meat

Ой какая лапонька! Какие умные глазки! Вы ей имя дали какое-нибудь?

Cool,Serdar! The creators of the film would now lie in koma if they read this...cyborg

Samira, 9 and 1/2 weeks? In russian interpretation?

This is a story about a crazy maniac, very famous. A short monologue from it: - Can I see your license closer, Clarise… Closer… Closer. What film?

Костя Иночкин Idleness is a great sin, and i certainly wouldn't like my friends to be idle, - said the Miller. What Book?

Samira, is the film russian?

then it would be an erotic film, and Serdar mentions criminal structures. Samira, does the word "figure" stand for цифра or фигура человека? My Lingvo dictionary gives me 10 different variants of translation

Guess what film? This is the story about a boy who sometimes misbehaved. He was…sort of dismissed from the camp. A dialogue from the film: - The word “cheerful” must be said cheerfully. And the word “Joyful”? - Joyfully! By the way, how can that be that my internet works properly only when i am lying in bed in my bedroom with my laptop? And when i am in the next room sitting - it refuses to connect. Mistery...

Samira, is the film Treasure Island?

Karlson? I want a chocolate too!

Serdar, the first question: "boy only outside? means he lived in the street? or was the boy a girl?

LockAl овощное ассорти выглядит восхитительно! А рецепт можно?

Why don’t we play a popular game Guess, what film? The rules: One thinks of a film and writes the plot (in some funny way), or a dialogue from it in one’s own interpretation. But the film must be really very popular and known by anyone, or else it won’t be interesting. It can be a russian or a foreign film or even a cartoon. The winner gets a virtual chocolate and points. If the task is too complicated, the author of the plot can be asked 3 questions by any member of the Club, but the questions can be only answered with “yes” or “no”. I shall start: This is a film about a very bad man. In fact (if I am not mistaken), there are three parts (three parts of the film, not the man). The man is a bandit, a murderer and a robber. The police are after him. One of the policemen is very short and funny, actually, he is the Star of the film. That man (the bandit) is a very peculiar person, he has odd appearance. He is absolutely bald. He wears a mask. He is……blue. But not gay. It’s a French film. What film? (p.s. sorry, my internet connection sometimes fails)

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers buy their tickets and watch in amazement as the three engineers buy just one ticket. “How are three people going to travel with only one ticket?” asks one of the lawyers. “It’s easy. Just watch,” one of the engineers answers. So, all six of them board the train. The lawyers take their seats, but the three engineers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly afterwards, the ticket inspector comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,”Tickets, please.” The toilet door opens just a bit and a single arm appears with a ticket in its hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on. The lawyers see this and agree that it’s a very clever idea. After the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money. So, when they get to the station, they buy just one single ticket. But to their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all. “Hey! How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one lawyer. “Watch and you’ll see,” says one of the engineers. So, all six of them get on the train, and the three lawyers cram into one toilet, and the three engineers cram into another toilet nearby. The train departs. But shortly afterwards, one of the engineers leaves his toilet and walks over to the other toilet where the lawyers are hiding. And he knocks on the door and says: “Tickets, please.”

Так как весь день шел дождь, провела время за просмотром кулинарных шоу Джейми Оливера. К вечеру вдохновилась и приготовила теплый салат с беконом и яйцом пашот. Это заняло у меня 15 минут, учитывая то, что у меня на даче всего одна плитка, иначе управилась бы быстрей, зато в запасе у меня были: - яйцо (деревенское с оранжевым желтком, только сегодня купила) - немного бекона - белый хлеб - листовой салат - оливковое масло - черный перец крупного помола для красоты и пикантности Быстренько пожарила бекон и белый хлеб, немного оливкового масла, чтобы бекон и хлеб стали хрустящими. Сварила яйцо пашот по быстрому рецепту: в чашечку положила полиэтиленовый пакет, смазала маслом (обязательно, а то прилипнет), разбила туда яйцо и в этом пакете варила минуты 3-4. Потом смешала салат, бекон и сухарики, сверху положила яичко, соль, перец, и .....это было божественно!

Beats Lewis? I would be surprised if he ate him, though he must be very delicious