Molly Malone

Yes, this is Miss Sergey Zverev

"A station for two?" Another question for a Lady's club: [/b]The look of what famous men (or celebrities) do you dislike? Gosha Kutsenko.

it took me a long time to think with this "without intimacy, please" I like it when a man takes a big hammer or a screwdriver and says "don't worry about anything, babe, i will do it myself!" In general, i like it when men have golden hands

A Diamond Hand Husband is sitting at the table and says: - Darling, do you remember how five years ago you asked me what my favourite dish is? - Yes, why? - Well...you know...i would like to eat something else.

Yes, i am good at cooking, it's one of my main hobbies. What about you, Lady LG, do you like to cook? What is your most favourite dish?

Yes! You get a virtual plate of chicken soup as a prize A little joke: -What do you know about the Dead Sea? -Oh…I didn’t even know it was sick.

Yes, the professor is an astronomer

A professor gives a lecture and everyone is laughing at him. What film?

gimini, you travel a lot! where are you going this time?

Dear Ladies, Why don't we organize a Lady's club while all the Gentlemen are away on holidays? Let's write jokes and funny stories about men Or answer some questions: 1. Why do we need men? 2. Describe the man of your dream. 3. What features you hate in men My answers: 1. I need a man to carry heavy bags home from the market, to peel oranges when my manicure is fresh and, of course, for pleasure 2. The man of my dream is tall (very tall), dark haired with green or grey eyes, he can easily manage with a hammer and solve any computer problem, with a good sense of humour (I have described Sponge Bob) 3. I hate it when men moan and complain What about you, Samira, Lady LG, Gimini?

Well, if he is a speech therapist, it must be Under Family Circumstances - Скажи "Февочка" - Девочка

anika, классно! Обожаю пошаговые фото. Красивые плитки, я сначала хотела себе такие вместо камней. Пруд очень хорошо сочетается по стилю со стеной. Вы не подскажете, сколько стоит квадратный метр такой плитки? Подселенец тоже симпатичный

I think i know the answer. What does this doctor specialise in?

Siberian barber?

Is the problem with pronunciation connected with vodka?

'Excuse me, would you be so kind to tell me where the Enohpelet is?"

Wife is better than friends, especially when you go to such a romantic country as Italy And she won't take up so much space as friends ...

Twilight?Bella and Edward Cullen?

TatNik, Не купаюсь больше, но что остается делать... Боюсь их напугать, я ведь для них тоже вроде как чудовище огромное Пусть живут

Serdar, I envy you. I adore Italy, especially Italian cuisine. My dream is to visit all these cities, especially Florence. Say Hi to Michelangelo's David from me, he is the man of my dream. Who are you going there with? Your friends?

Exactly! Yes, our favourite doctor You can have your cold kvas

karamel'ka, мы с вами соседи! только мимо моей улицы толпы не ходят, повезло. Змей на запретке действительно много, в прошлом году мы неделю наблюдали за семейством из трех змеек, которые обосновались на огромном корне дерева. Вот одна

Special for Lady LG (you are sure to know the answer) - It must be autoimmune. - No, it's lupus. (volchanka)

Again The Most Charming and Attracrive

What kind of harm can a maniac do... He KILLS He has knives instead of fingers. The first letter of the name is F