Molly Malone

Somebody has been eating my porridge! Somebody has been sitting on my chair! Somebody has been lying in my bed! Somebody has been watching my DVDs! Somebody has emptied the fridge! Somebody has drunk all beer all eaten all chips! Molly must have been here again!

Lady LG, is this "Master and Marge Simpson?" oh, sorry, "Master and Margarita"

A tall blond in a wrong boot (With Pierre Richaurd)? a french film. I hope i am right this time

Yes, you are right! You get your favourite kvas as a prize

victorian, i thought this is David Copperfield by Dickens

Muha-Tsokotuha!

Hm...I have no idea

You did it for me, Lady LG, thanks

That sounds familiar... Is the author russian?

Well...actually i prefer cats And do you like horses, Serdar?

Serdar, in such "If" constructions were is more preferable than was: If he were here, i would kiss him (or kill) I have a big house and a garden, so i have to love axes, hammers and expecially screwdrivers Yes, i am as strong as a horse...a little horse

victorian the next will be... ...will be... the saw!

Well, ladies and gentlemen, now we can see what an axe, a hammer and a screwdriver can do with a man. Gardening without rest, fantastic!

If I were a mother-in-law, my son-in-law wouldn't love gardening from time to time, he would adore gardening and digging, or... Well, you already know i like axes, hammers and screwdrivers

What book? A girl falls in love with a man. He wants to marry her, but at first he must spend a year somewhere (i forgot where). But her libido doesn't let her wait for him for a whole year, so she has an affair with someone else. When her fiance learns about this, he leaves her. This story is described in 4 books and it is a torment for each russian scholar. So, what book?

Aha, now you do see my hair is blue, not blond!

A hedgehog-fruit?

викториан не понимает, что происходит ;) "Где бородатый гладиатор???" those blondes...

victorian, if you ever use vkontakte you may always visit me, i've sent you a duplicate

Is this Garage? I am not sure, i don't remember any animals

my favourite book Revisor by Gogol Serdar, I have seen a program on tv about this fruit, but i can't remember the name

Yeah, we shall teach you... A dialogue in a bar (Molly and Lady LG are bartenders): - (Molly) Serdar, how about a Present Perfect cocktail? - (Lady LG) Perhaps you would like to try one of our Gerund on the Beach? - (Serdar) Just beer, please.

Well...yes, something like this Lady LG, you get shaschlik as a prise

Certainly, we are colleagues, Lady LG! [/b]Guess what book A girl falls in love with a man and wrires a letter to him. He says "no". But some time later he understands she is the woman he has always wanted. He writes a letter to her but she says: "But now I have another man, and shall be true to him as long as i can". (or something like this) I've just remembered a funny situation: I was a forth year student and was taking practice at some school with my university mates. We were to have 15 lessons including English, Russian and Literature (5-11 forms). Everything was great, sometimes difficult, we laughed a lot, but after that practice when we met at the university it was like this: Molly: (a serious expression on her face): Здравствуйте, коллега. Pavel: (shaking hands with Molly) Коллега. And then a burst of laughter

Lady LG, I thought so. But your avatar has glasses. Blondes often wear glasses to look smarter Serdar, i think the word "whether" is only in the russian translation to make it sound more poetic... Or else this sentence would sound like an extract from a grammar book: "I wonder whether (if) you have prayed tonight, Desdemona." Lady LG gets a chocolate (sorry, can't find a chocolate image)