Molly Malone

thank you, gimini, I like Molly's so much victorian, and i hope for the wind 15 m/s

victorian, are you going to wear anything underneath your kilt skirt? I've heard so much about naughty Scotts

gimini, if you are going to be a gnome with irish cream, i'll be a snow-white. I'd kill for irish cream!

Oh god, tomorrow Pushkino гуляет! I MUST see that!

Well, i don't know the answer, my hair is blond! I was thinking...We have known each other for a long time already. But i would like all of you to write your: 1. 3 most favourite books 2. 3 most favourite songs 3. 3 most favourite films (i mean the ones you can read/listen to/watch over and over again)

victorian,

Maybe her husband was a vampire? Or a warewolf?

Dear victorian, I wish I had read your post before, now I have already done all hard work. And while I was carrying my wheelbarrow I was thinking “oh, victorian, where are you when I need you, my camel?” And here he is, offering his help, the true man. Thank you,. If you came here to help me, your mother-in-law would remain without her son-in-law, because besides my magic screwdriver I have a magic attic…you understand what I mean, don’t you? Would you still like to visit me at my country house? I could even read you The Picture Of Dorian Gray...and dance of course

Money?

If sport is uninterrupted, i can imagine: When Serdar wants to have a drink, he jumps on his bike, takes a dumbbell (гантели) in his left hand and a glass or a bottle in his right Boys and girls, as for me, i do not need any sport. Not so long ago (i already told you) I built a vegetable-bed from old planks of wood. Well...it was not the hardest work. Now I am filling it with earth and kompost. I have already carried 12 wheelbarrows of this stuff, but my vegetable-bed is still half empty! I am dirty, dusty, exhausted, but I will finish it, or i am not Molly Malone. I'll show you the photo when it is finished.

You drank a bottle of port? What a bad boy! Don't you know that it is very bad for health? I hope you didn't smoke!

It just occured to me about Guess the film by Lady LG, but i can't find the post. Something like "The guy is russian but he hates gypsies, jews, indians" or something like that. That's Shirley-Mirley! The main hero's brothers are all of different nationalities. During our last lesson with my best pupil we were reading an extract from Oscar Wilde “The Importance of Being Earnest”. The one where it turns out that the main hero was found in a suitcase. (We were laughing so loud that all neighbours heard us). I told her that this episode was used in one of the Russian films but I really could not remember the name of the film. Now i do remember!

Thank you! This will be my lunch

I know, I know! 3 men in a boat, Jerome K Jerome, the first chapter. One of my most favourite books

I have been absent all day and had a lot of fun reading all this... victorian, at first you called me moldovanka, now i am gypsy ... But I am not going to kill you very fast

victorian, I have cooked a special supper for you. It's an Italian dish "Screwdriver Carbonara". The apple is from my own garden, the cucumber and the tomato stolen from my neighbours' as it is dark now and they are away. The screwdrivers are also from my own garden. Bon Appetit!

Molly-moldovanka??? A esli v lob dam? Where is my magic hammer?

Murka? She had a garden with raspberries

victorian, i adore potatoes, but i am not going to plant them, a market place is not far from my house I am the kind of a gardener who doesn't grow tomatoes/cucumbers/etc. Only flowers, bushes, ponds and lawn

Maybe a SCREWdriver? Hi everyone, i am so tired, have been building a vegetable bed all day. Next year i am going to plant thume, rosemary, parsley and other herbs there. And the nomination "The best gardener" wiil go to Molly

victorian, your poem reminds me of my favourite Charle Baudelaire Or even Mayakovskiy! I could be your muse, but i am too fat, what a pity :plach:

Yes! I am sending you pan cakes with sour cream as a prize

Oh, thank you, Lady LG, Best wishes to you too, and let the ray of sushine guide your whole life

Welcome to the English Club annual awards! The first nomination is “The most serious member of the club”! The nominees are: Mr Victorian, Mr Serdar, Miss (or Missis) Lady LG, Missis Samira and Frau Malone. And the first nomination goes to… Mr Serdar! Congratulations! Your prize is 5 bottles of beer Kozel, just as you wanted The second nomination is “The prettiest oriental girl of the Club” goes to …vic… Oh, sorry, the nomination goes to Samira! You get a large cheese cake as a prize. The third nomination “The main Molly’s humour competitor” is… Yes, Victorian, this is you! You don’t eat much I know, but I hope you’ll eat a large hamburger from my hands as prize… The forth nomination is “The main figure and inspirer of the English Club”. Lady LG! This nomination goes to you, congratulations! The prize is a bottle of my favourite liquor “Molly’s” And the fifth nomination is…well, I leave it to your imagination, dear members of the English Club

You are asking me if i can dance can can! I was born to do it! I am glad you liked my cat. His name is Chaucer, Geoffrey Chaucer in honour of the famous english writer. Another famous english writer Stephen Fry (the one whom i adore and who reads aloud the fairy tales of Oscar Wilde to me) also has a cat whose name is Chaucer I have a lot of cats here. Right now my neighbour's cat is sitting at my feet and purring.