Molly Malone

Murrrr

well...i don't usually have such close relations with my pupils, but i'll make an exception for victorian, i like big cats You'll get a glass of wine milk during each lesson

Lady LG, i absolutely agree with you. The more you speak, the faster you'll learn to do it without any mistakes. I have too little German practice now and i feel my german fading away, horrible. victorian, why don't you learn german? We could organize a German Club

thank's god I am back home from my country house... Arbeiten, arbeiten, arbeiten. Blin.

and what kind of person am i going to be?

victorian, there were no big mushrooms, but i've found some little ones. you can make pies or soup for me

"Have you got any bad habits?" Oh yes, Molly is a very bad habit which is hard to give up I am going to the forest now, cool. victorian, i'll bring you the biggest mushroom i can find

Tonight i've mixed some brandy into victorian's kefir, he will sleep like a child

The face of a clock?

Oh my god! Serdar, that's horrible! So many vices in one person...unbelievable. I am an angel compared to you!

I am afraid that if i write about all my bad habits, Serdar will anathematize me or burn me down like a witch

I can't tell exactly, but no matter at what time i fall asleep, i wake up at 9 a.m

Lady LG, I must confess about the "sleep riddle"...actually i didn't guess myself, my father came to me, read the riddle and after 30 seconds the answer was ready Thank you for the suschi rolls

Sleep?

victorian, what a tasty salad! Egg Benedict! You must be a real master of cooking. Could I have a recipe, please? :D I see you already feel yourself at home in my kitchen, i'm glad

Men...

I agree hi, Слоня. victorian, i think you prefer the second portrait because of the big breast

Oh yeah, and hold the nail with my teeth whilst hammering victorian, i have so many problematic situations, if i call you every time, i am afraid you'll get tired of me...or will you not?

Samira, victorian will never write it, he enjoys laughing at me Besides, I am not very clever sometimes, I’ll tell you a story on the subject. As you know, I’ve got a compost heap, and I pile there everything: grass, weeds, ashes etc. It’s quite big already. So, in the beginning of the summer when I came up to my huge heap I realized that I had left my pitchfork (вилы) right in the middle of it the previous autumn, and it stuck there. The handle was covered with the thick heavy layer of compost and only the end of the pitchfork itself was visible. I made up my mind by all means to pull it out. For those who don’t know: a pitchfork is a very, very big fork used in the garden for different purposes. (but sometimes my pork-chops are so big that I have to use a pitchfork and a saw instead of a fork and a knife to eat them) And I stood there with the pitchfork against my stomach and began to pull rather vigorously. It didn’t move. The third time I pulled, and it began to move. “Hooray!” I exclaimed, and pulled once again…and again…Only then I suddenly realized that the pitchfork was very sharp, and if I pulled one more time, I’d make myself hara-kiri. Thinking of my stupidity, I burst into laughter. So I stepped aside, pulled hard and the pitchfork came out. I was lucky that day. If it hadn’t dawned upon me to keep my stomach away from it, I would have had hara-kiri It looked like this…something like this. I took the photo to let you understand it more clearly

ginimi, that's great? how was it? Very soon i am going to spend time with them too, i hope there will be two of them When I call them they are always very friendly, we chat...first about internet, then about the weather

And then I'll lead you to real "unhealthy life" full of wild, misterious adventures Thank you, victorian It's better to be beautiful than to be clever, or, as Oscar Wilde said "- It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly."

Serdar, I do hope you didn't drink anything alcoholic or smoke anything illegal at the parties! One should lead healthy life

gimini,

victorian, i can see you are not wasting your time, good boy Riddle What was our dear victorian doing today? My answer is: he has been to Macdonalds. Secretly.