Molly Malone

Lady LG! What a cute lovely puppy! Is it a girl? It is so...naked Doesn't it freeze in winter?

Lady LG, do you have a little puppy? how much does it weigh? i think it's весы с пружинкой

А в моей луковой чиабатте позавчера был кусок полиэтилена, это во-первых. Во-вторых, тесто в этой луковой чиабатте было серо-коричневого цвета. Еще недавно покупала, все было отлично, хрустящая корочка, вкусное тесто. И вообще, они подсовывают черствый хлеб, я принципиально там больше ничего не покупаю (я про хлебную палатку у магазина Меха). Купила чесночный багет пару месяцев назад. Принесла домой - решила не есть, а забить им гвоздь. Стала умнее, перед тем как купить сырную ватрушку, задала риторический вопрос: Она свежая, сегодняшняя? Получила ответ: Да, все свежее! Положила продавщица эту ватрушку в модный у них нынче бумажный пакет с эмблемой. Я сразу не проверила, обычно доверяю людям. Прошла полдороги, решила откусить кусочек, а она жесткая, как хрен знает что. И воняет, как будто дней пять там валялась. Обратно не понесла, выкинула. Долго ничего там не покупала, и вот позавчера эта луковая чиабата... Аналогичная ситуация с хлебной палаткой напротив бывшего Детского Мира. После того, как пару раз купила там черствый хлеб, позволила себе задать продавцу дерзкий вопрос "У вас белый свежий?" Ответ: "Свежий!" Я: "Мне половинку, пожалуйста." Она: "А если б он несвежий был, вы бы целый взяли?" Юмористы отдыхают...

Congratulations, boys! I hope all of you didn't have too much to drink yesterday

Serdar, Happy Birthday! But please, don't drink the bottle Lady LG has given you in one gulp, or you'll become as crazy as i am...or as victorian

Oh dear Molly, You are so good, And you are better, When you are nude Ha ha, victorian! How i wish it were summer now, in summer i am always nude. And now with this frost i wear at least two sweaters and two pairs of socks.

Well, Lady LG, you complain of having paralysed ears on your new avatar...my situation is worse. I remember that my avatar was animated too, i took off one of my stockings whenever i made a fine joke, and now i am always dressed So, boys and girls, how do you like the new forum?

So, the holidays are over :plach: Boys and girls, did you get any special presents? I did, i got a telephone, a lot of perfume and flowers. I wish the holidays would last for 3 weeks more...

Oh, thank you everybody! I have just woken up, the new year was fantastic! A lot of delicious food, champagne... I hope all of you enjoyed yourselves!

Ok, sweety, you'll get special perfume from me. I hope we'll have a private party...just you, me and a lot of food As it is going to be my birthday, guess who will cook and wash the dishes on this day?

Oh, Lady LG, New Year Presents... My favourite topic As you all know, my birthday is on new year's day, so i usually get more presents than other people. I always want perfume and of course i wouldn't mind emeralds and diamonds. Last time when victorian and i were having a romantic evening, he promised to present to me the biggest diamond that nature has ever created...but he was a bit drunk, so he might have forgotten

Erm...well...to drink milk shakes, of course! You don't think we are going to drink whisky, do you, Serdar?

Oh, victorian... with you i'll go anywhere, even to the end of the world but...not skiing! Is there a bar in that perfect place of yours?

Serdar, i see you travel a lot! so if you really love me say yes but if you don't dear confess and please don't tell me (.........................) That you are a man

Lady Lg, I love the fish! victorian will love it too when i cook it in my special sauce with herbs. I am sure he will never leave me after tasting the fish i cooked for him. Sweety, do you like karp in sour cream sauce?

Could we have a harpoon, please? I want to see my lovely victorian catch a huge shark for me for our sushi party

Ok, i am quitting my job and leaving for the island! victorian, you've described my wet dream Can you hunt? I'll need meat to be healthy and fit

victorian, do you think this bed is big enough? well, i love the room. i hope they do feed well at the hotel

victorian, i do not have a bikini... is it all right if i swim without a bikini? but i have plenty of mini skirts and even a little black dress I am proud of you, my clever cat, you've won a romantic trip for us!

blond and curly? or maybe crazy?

victorian is creative, sly and fit...or fat because he eats all my food

Charming and kind

victorian, My big cat tells me in my dream: “Here is your coffee, want some cream?” And dolly says: “Some pancakes please, With caviar, sour cream and cheese. And don’t forget fried sausage, for It is the thing that I adore”. “Some ham, and eggs and crispy toast? Oh, by the way, I want to boast, The sausage that I cooked for you Is Big Ostankino ru.” большая сосиска точка ру

Lady LG, thank you for the pancakes. In my opinion, pancakes with caviar is bliss. I could eat 10 or even 15 Sorry for my absence, my computer didn't feel well, now it's better.