English Club

[Molly Malone 4 452]

A professor gives a lecture and everyone is laughing at him.

 

What film?

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

Is the professor an astronomer?

 

A joke:

 

(at the museum in Paris)

 

First man: - Look! Here's the Mona Liza!

Second man - Oh, come on! That lady's smile reminds me of my wife's when she thinks I'm lying.

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Yes, the professor is an astronomer

[Lady LG 4 159]

And now, ladies, my question is:

 

"WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT MEN?" (without intimacy, please)

 

I like it when a man eats my cooking with great pleasure and asks for a second helping.

 

And what about you?

[Lady LG 4 159]

A professor gives a lecture and everyone is laughing at him.

What film?

"Is there life on Mars, isn't there...? Nobody knows..."

 

Is it "Carnival Night"? (Don't forget a virtual prize!)

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Is it "Carnival Night"

 

Yes! You get a virtual plate of chicken soup as a prize

 

A little joke:

 

-What do you know about the Dead Sea?

-Oh…I didn’t even know it was sick.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Thank you, Molly. Are you good at cooking? I'm sure you are.

 

It's very hot and stuffy today but not so hot as it was yesterday. I've just heard the weather forecast for the next few days and do hope our weathermen are lying...

 

A tongue twister about weather:

 

Whether the weather be fine,

Or whether the weather be not,

Whether the weather be cold

Or whether the weather be hot,

We’ll weather the weather

Whatever the weather,

Whether we like it or not.

 

weather - 1. погода 2. выносить, выдерживать

whether - ли

See you!

Изменено 22 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Thank you, Molly. Are you good at cooking? I'm sure you are.

 

Yes, i am good at cooking, it's one of my main hobbies.

What about you, Lady LG, do you like to cook?

What is your most favourite dish?

[Lady LG 4 159]

What about you, Lady LG, do you like to cook? What is your most favourite dish?

Yes, I'm fond of cooking. To my mind, it's a creative activity. I think I'm good at it.

My favourite dish is pancakes. I made my first pancake when I was 5. My grandmother taught me.

 

Easy reading for our guests:

 

"What's the matter, darling?" Lucy asked her husband. "On Monday you liked fried eggs, on Tuesday you liked fried eggs, on Wednesday you liked fried eggs, on Thursday all of a sudden you don't like fried eggs!"

 

Guess the film:

 

"Help me! Help me! Call me on a yellow-eyed night!"

 

Have a nice weekend, ladies and gentlemen!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

"Help me! Help me! Call me on a yellow-eyed night!"

 

A Diamond Hand

 

 

Husband is sitting at the table and says:

- Darling, do you remember how five years ago you asked me what my favourite dish is?

- Yes, why?

- Well...you know...i would like to eat something else.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone:

 

Yes, that's quite right. It's very hot today and everyone is thirsty. I have some home-made kvas at home and I'll send a 2-litre virtual bottle of it to you as a prize.

It will be delivered within an hour.

 

Guess the film:

 

1. A professor from Denmark (if I'm not mistaken) arrives in Moscow, drinks a lot of "cocktail" and learns some bad Russian words.

 

2. A man dislikes the look of the food on his plate and refuses to pay for dinner.

The waitress calls a policeman.

 

Have fun! See you!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

"WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT MEN?" (without intimacy, please)

 

it took me a long time to think with this "without intimacy, please"

 

I like it when a man takes a big hammer or a screwdriver and says "don't worry about anything, babe, i will do it myself!"

In general, i like it when men have golden hands

[Molly Malone 4 452]

2. A man dislikes the look of the food on his plate and refuses to pay for dinner. The waitress calls a policeman.

 

"A station for two?"

 

Another question for a Lady's club:

 

 

[/b]The look of what famous men (or celebrities) do you dislike?

 

Gosha Kutsenko.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

Yes, it's "Railway Station For Two" I'll send you some virtual peaches az a prize.

 

And what about the next one?

A professor from Denmark (if I'm not mistaken) arrives in Moscow, drinks a lot of "cocktail" and learns some bad Russian words.

The main character of this film behaves dishonestly. He lets a young woman love him and at the same time isn't going to divorce with his wife.

 

I dislike Phillip Kirkorov. I also dislike the look of the young famous Russian fashion designer called ..... I'm sorry I can't remember his name. He's long-haired and womanlike. Can anybody help me?

 

See you!

[Molly Malone 4 452]

I also dislike the look of the young famous Russian fashion designer called ..... I'm sorry I can't remember his name. He's long-haired and womanlike. Can anybody help me? 107[1].gif

 

Yes, this is Miss Sergey Zverev