English Club

[Molly Malone 4 452]

This doctor has problems with pronunciation. (It's easy, ask questions!)

 

I think i know the answer. What does this doctor specialise in?

[Самира 26]

Molly Malone

 

Yes, this is "Siberian Barber" directed by Nikita Mihalkov.

A virual chocolate ice-cream from the freezer goes to you!

 

For today we have 4 "Guess the film" tasks:

 

1. This doctor has problems with pronunciation. (It's easy, ask questions!)

 

2. The man has no wife but he has a son. They live in poverty. The father wants his only son to get education and spends his last money on it. (Hint: it's children's film)

 

3. An elderly district militia officer lives in a village. He is respected by everybody. He doesn't allow his daughter to wear a mini-skirt.

 

4. A country woman arrives in Moscow. She meets a taxi-driver and sings a beautiful song for him. The woman likes the driver but she's honest and doesn't want to cheat on her husband. Her husband is rude and greedy.

 

Have fun! See you!

 

1. This doctor has problems with pronunciation. (It's easy, ask questions!)

 

one question - is it Soviet film?

 

qimini

Hello how are you?

 

 

Lady Lg I can't guess any film

Изменено 19 июля, 2011 пользователем Самира

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

He's a speech therapist

[Lady LG 4 159]

To Serdar:

 

I wish you and Mrs Serdar a pleasant stay in Italy. Enjoy your trip and take care of yourselves! Good-bye!

Изменено 19 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Самира 26]

Molly Malone

 

He's a speech therapist

I also know this film but do not remember the name of film

[Самира 26]

To Serdar:

 

We wish you and Mrs Serdar a pleasant stay in Italy. Enjoy your trip and take care of yourselves! Good-bye!

I join to above wrote words by Lady LG

 

and wish you unforgettable holiday.

 

 

Pleasant flight and soft landing

Изменено 19 июля, 2011 пользователем Самира

[Lady LG 4 159]

Самира

 

The name of this film was mentioned not long ago. Hint: "The son-in-law breaks a cup..."

 

[Lady Lg I can't guess any film]

 

If you can't guess No 2, ask your sons! They know because it's a very famous film for children. It was also mentioned some days ago. Hint: this boy has never had a mother!

Изменено 19 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Molly Malone 4 452]

This doctor has problems with pronunciation.

 

Well, if he is a speech therapist, it must be Under Family Circumstances

 

- Скажи "Февочка"

- Девочка

[Lady LG 4 159]

Molly Malone

 

Yes, that's my favourite episode. Every time I watch it I can't help laughing.

 

One more virtual ice-cream goes to you!

[Самира 26]

Самира

 

The name of this film was mentioned not long ago. Hint: "The son-in-law breaks a cup..."

 

[Lady Lg I can't guess any film]

 

If you can't guess No 2, ask your sons! They know because it's a very famous film for children. It was also mentioned some days ago. Hint: this boy has never had a mother!

BU-RA TI NO!

 

[Самира 26]

humor !

 

My dear wife !

I write you this letter to inform that I leave you for ever. I was

 

The good man and the loving husband seven years, and has received nothing from you …

 

Last two weeks were especially awful.

 

The call became last straw

 

Your boss who has informed that you were discharged from office.

 

Last week you have come home and haven't noticed that I have made the new hairstyle, has made your favourite dish for a supper and even has put on newcomers silk cowards. You have eaten for two minutes, have reconsidered all soap operas

 

And at once has gone to sleep. I didn't hear fornm you for a long time the words- "I love you" ,

you don't want to be engaged in something that unites the husband and the wife. Or you meet someone else, or you have stopped loving me. Something, I leave.

 

Your EX-HUSBAND

 

P.   S. Also don't try to find me at all. We with your sister have moved in Western

 

Virginia for ever! Keep well.

[Lady LG 4 159]

Самира

 

You are quite right! A very big delicious chocolate goes to you!

 

Guess the film

 

1. An elderly district militia officer lives in a village. He is respected by everybody. He doesn't allow his daughter to wear a mini-skirt. (Hint: it's an old, funny, black-and-white Soviet film)

 

2. A country woman arrives in Moscow. She meets a taxi-driver and sings a beautiful song for him. The woman likes the driver but she's honest and doesn't want to cheat on her husband. Her husband is rude and greedy. (Hint: there are 3 trees in the name of the film)

 

Have fun!

[Самира 26]

My Dear ex-husband!

 

I was so happy to see your letter.

Really, we are married seven years, though to the good man you oh as it is far.

I look the soap operas to muffle your constant moaning.

However, lately and it doesn't help. I HAVE noticed your new hairstyle last week, but all that I wanted to tell is «You look just as the woman!»

As mum learned me to tell only good or to keep silent, I have preferred the second.

And when you have prepared my favourite dish, you probably have mixed me with my sister, because I don't eat pork seven years

 

By the way, about new silk cowards: I have turned away because on them

was a price on $49.99; probably, simply so has coincided that.

that morning my sister has occupied from me 50 dollars.

Nevertheless, I still loved you, and thought that we can get on.

Therefore, when I have won in a lottery 10 Millions dollars,

I have given up work and have bought two tickets to Jamaica.

But having come home, I have found out that you have left.

Well, probably, nothing happens simply so. Ну что ж, наверное, ничто не случается просто так.

 

 

 

I hope that you will be happy in new life.

My lawyer has told that

 

Thanks to your letter, you can't extend from me anything.

So good luck!

 

Your former wife rich and free!

 

P.   S. I do not know, whether I told you it sometime, but Charles's my sister at

 

Birth was Charles … Good day!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Самира

Изменено 20 июля, 2011 пользователем Lady LG

[Molly Malone 4 452]

Dear Ladies,

 

Why don't we organize a Lady's club while all the Gentlemen are away on holidays?

 

Let's write jokes and funny stories about men

 

 

Or answer some questions:

 

1. Why do we need men?

2. Describe the man of your dream.

3. What features you hate in men

 

My answers:

 

1. I need a man to carry heavy bags home from the market, to peel oranges when my manicure is fresh and, of course, for pleasure

2. The man of my dream is tall (very tall), dark haired with green or grey eyes, he can easily manage with a hammer and solve any computer problem, with a good sense of humour (I have described Sponge Bob)

3. I hate it when men moan and complain

What about you, Samira, Lady LG, Gimini?