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On this brilliantly sunny May morning, Pushkino was looking at its best... The sun was shining brightly in the cloudless sky and the birds were singing. Everyone was hurrying on his affairs without noticing natural beauty of nature. And then suddenly those who were sitting in the square next to the cinema Pobeda saw something really extraordinary... They looked at the monument to Pushkin and Krylov and couldn't believe their eyes! Our two great poets had disappeared and two ugly steel monsters were sitting in their place! One of them had a notebook on his lap and the other was drinking beer and talking on the mobile phone.But the table at the foot of the monument remainedthe same: "To Pushkin and Krylov." At the sight of the monument an old woman who was passing by fainted, a little boy dropped his ice-cream, a little girl burst into tears and a long-haired teenager fell off his skateboard. Suddenly a big long black limousine stopped by the square, the door opened and president Medvedev went out. He was accompanied by Zurab Tseritelly. "- Hello, Pushkino!" - he said. "I`d like to build a new monument here ",Zurab Tseritelly said. - Sure it will be the statue of your lovely mayor Mr. Lisin. Well I suppose it won`t be too big, just about 150 meters high. And of course I`ll rebuild this old monument, it`ll be Pushkin, Krylov and Mr. Medvedev in the middle. And all my statues will be created in modern style. You know, I'm famous all over the world and especially in Moscow. When Muscovites look at my monument to Peter the Great they feel such deep emotions that tears of joy run down their cheeks." So the next day an American arrived in Pushkino. He was a tipical Yankee, tall, strong, easygoing and impudent. He wanted to meet the girl here, he had known her only through internet for two years and never met really. And the first date, in the square. To be honest he had the girlfriend in New York city, this Jane, afro-american, 120 kilos, well you can imagine but now...well. He was so excited and these butterflies fluttered in his stomach. She came almost on time, just was late only for 2 hours. And she was breathtaking creature! Slim blondy with deep blue eyes He was shocked and fell in love at once. Oh these russian girls, it`s something mystery and crazy...

So the next day an American arrived in Pushkino. He was a tipical Yankee, tall, strong, easygoing and impudent. He wanted to meet the girl here, he knew her only through internet for two years and never met really.

Hey everybody! Take part please

- I`d like to build new monument here - Zurab Tseritelly said. - Sure it will be the statue of your lovely mayor Mr. Lisin. Well I suppose it won`t be too big, just about 150 meters high. And of course I`ll rebuild this old monument, it`ll be Pushkin, Krylov and Mr. Medvedev in the middle.

Lady LG That`s great!

A big long black limousine stopped by the square, the door opened and president Medvedev went out. - Hello Pushkino! - he said.

Well I begin: On this brilliantly sunny May morning, Pushkino was looking at its best...

I have an idea. Let`s write/compose a novel/story all together! I mean each one writes only one phrase and other continues and so on and so on. OK?

I`ll be the first one! I`m sure - The general is now in the MAN hospital. - cos it`s impossible for general to lie with girls in a hospital.

John Lennon - Come Together

Unfortunately no The answer is an anchor!

Serdar You are right!

That`s right! I`m sorry but it isn`t OK, it`s about people

You are right!

And now my riddles: 1. It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it? 2. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it? 3. This thing all things devours: Birds, trees, beasts, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down. 4. You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see. What am I? 5. What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?

I suppose it`s your name.

I doubt it cos Mrs Hudson is quite old for such terrific appetite

As for me I would pick up gimini

Well well well, I`m sure gimi has known this riddle

Unfortunately I don`t know the answer

Royal Wedding

Ходят слухи, что Вайт ушел с форума.... Но какой пушорг без Вайта и Вайт без пушорга? Вот как то недостает его мегапостов, то язвительных, то зубодробительных, но всегда логичных и приличных. Виновата конечно АнЭтка, со своим Валентиновым конкурсом, потрясшим тонкую душевную организацию Анатолия. Хотя мож я и ошибаюсь. Голосуем, высказываемся, господа.

Thank you very much dear Sincere, I adore your hints, they are really charming )))

Sincere A curst cow has short horns. A fool always rushes to the fore. A fly in the ointment. As welcome as water in one's shoes.

And me, and me, nice to meet you,Lady LG!