beauty_sunny
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Hа экзамене в институте по географии.Старый профессор(П) спрашивает двоечника(Д) о пустыни. Д: Пустыня.Там много песка.И идет караван.Один верблюд. Второй верблюд.Третий верблюд.Четвертый верблюд... Тут профессор задремал,но через некоторое время проснулся. Д:Сто пятнадцатый верблюд.Сто шестнадцатый верблюд. П:А суть-то где,где суть-то! Д:А где хотят там и ссуть.
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а у меня завтра экзамен!.. говорят, препод 4 нахаляву раздает - здорово!.. только вот оценка за завтрашний экзамен в диплом пойдет... чё делать? так неохота парицца над лекциями!!!
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LED ZEPPELIN The Rain Song (Page/Plant) This is the springtime of my loving - the second season I am to know You are the sunlight in my growing - so little warmth I've felt before. It isn't hard to feel me glowing - I watched the fire that grew so low. It is the summer of my smiles - flee from me Keepers of the Gloom. Speak to me only with your eyes. It is to you I give this tune. Ain't so hard to recognize - These things are clear to all from time to time. Talk Talk - I've felt the coldness of my winter I never thought it would ever go. I cursed the gloom that set upon us... But I know that I love you so These are the seasons of emotion and like the winds they rise and fall This is the wonder of devotion - I see the torch we all must hold. This is the mystery of the quotient - Upon us all a little rain must fall.
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LED ZEPPELIN Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You (Trad. Arr. Jimmy Page) Babe, baby, baby, I'm Gonna Leave You. I said baby, you know I'm gonna leave you. I'll leave you when the summertime, Leave you when the summer comes a-rollin' Leave you when the summer comes along. Baby, baby, I don't wanna leave you, I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble. Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I believin', We really got to ramble. I can hear it callin' me the way it used to do, I can hear it callin' me back home! Babe...I'm gonna leave you Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you Oh I can hear it callin 'me I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do? I know I never never never gonna leave your babe But I got to go away from this place, I've got to quit you, yeah Baby, ooh don't you hear it callin' me? Woman, woman, I know, I know It feels good to have you back again And I know that one day baby, it's really gonna grow, yes it is. We gonna go walkin' through the park every day. Come what may, every day It was really, really good. You made me happy every single day. But now... I've got to go away! Baby, baby, baby, baby That's when it's callin' me I said that's when it's callin' me back home...
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LED ZEPPELIN Stairway To Heaven (Page/Plant) There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven. When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for. Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven. There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings, Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it makes me wonder. There's a feeling I get when I look to the west, And my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees, And the voices of those who standing looking. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it really makes me wonder. And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter. If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on. And it makes me wonder. Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know, The piper's calling you to join him, Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind. And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold. And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll. And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
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а мне оч. нравится музыка из фильмов "Амели" "Танцующая в темноте" "8 женщин" вот
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Идет экзамен в ВУЗе по Экологии. Пpофессоp спpашивает студента: - Расскажите мне, что такое Севеpное сияние. - Hу, этого такое явление пpиpоды. - А, не могли бы вы мне его описАть? - Это, когда сначала Hи х#я, ни х#я, ни х#я. (пpоизносить быстpо), а потом ЕЕЕЕЕ$т твою мать!!! (пpоизносится с интонацией восхищения и удивления)
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Профессор химии (П) экзаменует студентку (С): Пишет формулу и спрашивает у нее, какое это вещество? (С) не знает ... (П) начинает подсказывать: "ну вот вы с молодым человеком остались одни, теплым летним вечером, негромкая музыка, вино ... что вы делаете?" (С) А! Догадалась: ЭБОHИТ! (П) Тьфу, дура - ЦЕЛЛУЛОИД!
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Студента из МИФИ выгнали за сон на лекциях, и подался он в семинарию. Спит он на уроке в семинарии, дьякон просек, подходит и, стукнув ладонью об стол, спрашивает: " Что есть Божья сила ?" " Божья масса на Божье ускорение !" - не задумываясь отвечает студент.
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да, больше не буим флудить
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вооооооооот! удачи
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ну, может в другом кругу знакомых поискать?.. так что ли...
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не там ищешь ?
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псих кто ищет, тот... ну, ты в курсе
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псих уже нашла друг.. да ладно, чего так буквально воспринимаешь?! это так, к слову пришлось..
