Lady LG

Don't you see a bit of irony in my words? Many thanks for reasonable advice. I will. A mistake: two negatives. Nobody forces anyone to talk with.

Don't quarrel, ladies and gentlemen! "When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly, ...I think - any fool can make a rule and every fool will mind it." Henry David Thoreau Sorry, I'm at work.

Обязательно будут! Маленькие лягушата так прикольно плавают в пруду! Стилем "брасс", глаз не оторвешь!

Dear friends! Visit the English Club once more! You are always welcome! Перевожу для начинающих: Еще разок в Английский Клуб загляните! Там Вам будут рады.

Dear friends: children, teenagers and grown-ups! Welcome to the English Club! English is so easy and enjoyable to learn and it is needed everywhere! No matter how old you are and how good your English is. Join our club and let's have a talk together. I hope you'll like it and everybody will be able to find new friends here. You can write about anything you like: your friends, pets, joys and sorrows; you can tell stories and jokes, ask any questions and discuss any problems. If you don't know English well, don't worry! Nobody will laugh at you and correct your mistakes unless you ask. (Personally I promise not to do it). And we'll always be polite and friendly to one another, shan't we? Hope to hear from you soon, Yours sincerely, Lady LG

Thank you, victorian! Have a nice weekend! See you!

Nice to meet you, Самира! See you later!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! I've just looked through the forum and couldn't help writing. At first the idea of the English Club seemed to be very good and useful but what can we see now? How many members are there? Just victorian, Самира and extremely advanced Sincere... Where are the others? Where are beginners? Where are children, teenagers and students? In my opinion they are afraid to speak English because they are afraid of being criticized or corrected (by clever Sincere). No doubt, their English is poor, they keep making mistakes and miss articles but does it really matter? It's not their fault, they haven't been taught properly. Let's encourage everybody to join the club! Let them make mistakes and write anything they like! We understand what they mean and it's the most important thing. Victorian and Самира! You're nice people, I'd be glad to have a chat with you. As for Sincere... Well, her English is good and her vocabulary is really extensive but that's not enough for a friendly talk. To show off your deep knowledge... What for? Sorry, Sincere, it's not a nice thing to do. Here's a short funny poem for everybody, you can find it in many books. I think it's suitable for the situation. (I put in "she" and "her" instead of "he" and "his"): Her English is wonderful, She speaks very well, Her accent is perfect, You really can't tell That she isn't a native Of the USA. There's only one problem: She has nothing to say! With best wishes Lady LG

Была сегодня на фазенде, чуть не разрыдалась! Кротяры-гады весь газон изрыли! что делать??? Только без мокрухи! У них же, наверно, дети малые!