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Molly Malone Пальцы-то ладно, а вот нос попробуй отмой...

Yes, this is a piece of Tortilla's song from "Buratino's Adventures." "Всё вокруг казалось дивным триста лет тому назад." A bottle of beer from the fridge for Serdar, please!

Molly Malone Is this "The Cat in High Boots"? But he wasn't wearing a striped sweater... Yes, to my mind the girl is good-looking and she is used to having a lot of tea.

Molly Malone Why not? You really have one huge compost heap! Your answer is correct. Easy reading for our guests: Two businessmen were invited to dinner at the house of a college professor. One of them didn't have much education and worried a lot as he didn't want to show that he knew very little and he didn't want to make a fool of himself. But his friend said, "Don't worry! Just do what other people do and don't talk about things you don't really understand." The businessman followed his friend's advice. He talked a bit and listened a lot. At the end of the evening he wasn't worried any longer. He understood that nothing could do him any harm, as the party consisted of very friendly men and women. Suddenly some guest asked him, "Do you like Shakespeare?" The man thought a bit and said, "It's a very nice game, but I prefer rugby." He was speaking very loudly; all the guests looked at him but said nothing. When the party was over, the second man said to his friend, "You certainly made a fool of yourself making that silly remark, that Shakespeare was a game." "What do you mean?" asked the first businessman, "What was wrong with it?" "Everybody knows that Shakespeare isn't a sports game," his friend said: "It is something we eat. I think it's a kind of cheese." See you!

Let's sum up, ladies and gentlemen. For today we have: Guess the film: 1. The talented amateur singer in old-fashioned clothes accidentally breaks a statue. 2. This is a story about a guy in a brimmed hat and a striped sweater. He has a nice manicure. 3. The man has no wife but he has a son. They live in poverty. The father wants his only son to get education and spends his last money on it. A riddle: As you know, Molly Malone is fond of gardening. Yesterday she combined two compost heaps with three others. How many compost heaps does Molly have? Good luck and have fun! See you! Oh, I forgot one more: Guess the film 4. "Everything around seemed so wonderful three hundred years ago."

Molly Malone Yes, Molly, or "Family Affais"? I'm not sure. No, it's a nice girl from a small village in Siberia. Yes, you're quite right! No, nothing of that kind. It's a friendly character. If you only knew.... Two big virtual chocolates to Molly, please! Bye!

Staff Ну и умничка! Мы же постоянно какие-то шмотки покупаем. Вывод: сколько купили, столько и надо выбросить! Кrosh У меня тоже есть водолазочка любимая, ей лет 15...

Самира I don't know either. "Romance at Work"? Anyway, you're right! A virtual "Baunty" goes to you! Two more films: 3. The pretty young English teacher endangers the crow's life. 4. "Everything around seemed to be so wonderful three hundred years ago." What films?

1. The talented amateur singer in old-fashioned clothes accidentally breaks a statue. 2. The son-in-law breaks a cup and his mother-in-law gets furiuos. 3. Breast -forward! Breast? You flatter me, Vera. Have fun! See you!

Ближе к холодам мыши обычно переселяются в домики и жрут все: бумагу, свечки, семена... И еще топают по ночам! Для защиты дома нужен пушистый кот, не обязательно свой. Его надо чесать, а шерсть складывать в мешочек. За зиму набирается много. Потом эту шерсть раскладывают по углам и мыши в ужасе разбегаются. Проверено!

Шкаф открываешь - вроде все чистое, а все равно какой-то спертый запах. Надо почаще устраивать "выкидыш". Главное - чтоб никого в это время не было дома, а то начинают кричать: "Ой, это моя любимая юбочка! (пиджачок, сумочка) Недавно 6 пакетов на помойку вынесла, никто и не заметил. Красота!

natali 55 Сфотографировать мне сейчас, к сожалению, нечем, но когда иду туда с собакой, беру с собой лишний поводок. Думаю, поймаю и сразу Вам позвоню или к себе домой заберу: у меня собачка спокойная.

Самира It's so easy! How stupid we are!

So have I. But I don't know how many series there're in the 7th season. Do you? Easy reading for our guests: A king liked to write stories, which he thought were very good. The people to whom he showed them didn't like them. But they were afraid to say it to the king. So they said his stories were very good. One day he showed his stories to a well-known critic, who said that they were bad. The king was very angry and sent the critic to prison. After some time the king sent his men to the critic to tell him that he was free. When the critic returned from prison, the king invited him to his palace to dinner. Again he showed him some of his stories and again asked him what he thought of them. The critic said nothing but turned to the soldiers who were standing behind him and said, "Take me back to prison."

Molly Malone There were no fascists in Chapaev's time. No doubt, it's Shtirlits. Enjoy your virtual "Snickers"! "Doctor House" I suppose. Am I right? Have you watched it? How many seasons?

Самира I can't guess your film. I give up. Does the doctor take drugs? Guess the film The talented amateur singer in old-fashioned clothes accidentally breaks a statue. Guess the film The son-in-law breaks a cup and his mother-in-law gets furiuos. Have fun! See you!

This time a "Milky Way" goes to you, Molly! (Don't eat much chocolate before going to bed) Guess the film A secret agent works in fascist Germany. He's a true Aryan with Nordic character. There're a lot of anecdotes about him. That's all! See you tomorrow. Good night!

I would never guess! But, Molly, you should have written "aspic fish"!

All right! Chocolates for ladies and bottles for gentlemen.

Ah, Tarkovski! Then it's "Solyaris"! A very good film!

Serdar It doesn't matter, I'm sure you haven't seen the previous answer and you get a virtual bottle of beer from the fridge.(Next time you'll get Ballantines 12 YO) I think it's a kind of wine or brandy and 12 YO means 12 years old. Sorry, Serdar, I hardly ever watch science fiction and I'll never guess your film. Let Molly and Самира try. Guess the film A man goes abroad for the first time in his life. On board the ship he meets a tourist who is in fact a smuggler. They become friends. Doing the sights of the city the man loses his way, slips on a banana peel, falls and .... Thank you for the chocolates, everybody! I'll treat Самира. See you!

Molly Malone Yes, Molly, this is one of my favourite films. Have a virtual chocolate with raisins! Hannibal Lecter if I'm not mistaken. "The Silence of Lambs". Serdar You get a very big virtual chocolate too (for Mimino). Next time you can have a bottle of beer instead. Which do you prefer? See you!

Molly Malone A very good joke! I know only one cannibal... Guess the film: A nice girl works at the design office. She is an engineer. The girl likes her colleague, a handsome young man, but he doesn't notice her. In the end three men (including the man of her dream) fall in love with the girl, but she chooses an old friend of hers and plays table tennis with him.

Serdar Is the name of the film "Island"?

Is this film Russian? And could you tell us at least one name?