Lady LG

Yes, yes! Thank you very much, Molly. His name is Sergey Zverev. Easy reading for our guests: Supper was already over when a guest unexpectedly arrived. “Would you like some spaghetti and a piece of an apple pie?” mother asked. “Yes, please, it comes just at the right moment. I missed my dinner being on the way and feel rather hungry,” the guest replied. Mother put another plate on the table for him and brought a dish of nicely browned spaghetti from the kitchen. “Keep our friend company, Jackie, while I heat the apple pie and coffee,” she said. Jackie ran out of the room for a minute and returned with a neatly cut piece of cheese on a plate. “Good boy,” the guest said having finished the spaghetti and the cheese, “a clever boy always knows what may be found in the fridge.” “That didn’t come from the fridge,” Jackie answered, “it came from the mouse trap.” See you!

Molly Malone Yes, it's "Railway Station For Two" I'll send you some virtual peaches az a prize. And what about the next one? The main character of this film behaves dishonestly. He lets a young woman love him and at the same time isn't going to divorce with his wife. I dislike Phillip Kirkorov. I also dislike the look of the young famous Russian fashion designer called ..... I'm sorry I can't remember his name. He's long-haired and womanlike. Can anybody help me? See you!

№ 13. Сковородка - наше усё!

Molly Malone: Yes, that's quite right. It's very hot today and everyone is thirsty. I have some home-made kvas at home and I'll send a 2-litre virtual bottle of it to you as a prize. It will be delivered within an hour. Guess the film: 1. A professor from Denmark (if I'm not mistaken) arrives in Moscow, drinks a lot of "cocktail" and learns some bad Russian words. 2. A man dislikes the look of the food on his plate and refuses to pay for dinner. The waitress calls a policeman. Have fun! See you!

Yes, I'm fond of cooking. To my mind, it's a creative activity. I think I'm good at it. My favourite dish is pancakes. I made my first pancake when I was 5. My grandmother taught me. Easy reading for our guests: "What's the matter, darling?" Lucy asked her husband. "On Monday you liked fried eggs, on Tuesday you liked fried eggs, on Wednesday you liked fried eggs, on Thursday all of a sudden you don't like fried eggs!" Guess the film: "Help me! Help me! Call me on a yellow-eyed night!" Have a nice weekend, ladies and gentlemen!

Thank you, Molly. Are you good at cooking? I'm sure you are. It's very hot and stuffy today but not so hot as it was yesterday. I've just heard the weather forecast for the next few days and do hope our weathermen are lying... A tongue twister about weather: Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. weather - 1. погода 2. выносить, выдерживать whether - ли See you!

А малину как угодно можно варить, все равно получится. 1. На 1 кг малины 1,2 кг сахара, чуть-чуть воды, сделать сироп, опустить ягоды, довести до кипения и остудить. Так 3-4 раза. Обязательно снимать пенку (ее много) Я малину не мою, а перебираю. Если есть червячки, можно залить подсоленной водой - они всплывут. 2. Малину засыпать сахаром, поставить на ночь в холодильник, потом варить как в предыдущем рецепте.

"Is there life on Mars, isn't there...? Nobody knows..." Is it "Carnival Night"? (Don't forget a virtual prize!)

And now, ladies, my question is: "WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT MEN?" (without intimacy, please) I like it when a man eats my cooking with great pleasure and asks for a second helping. And what about you?

Molly Malone Is the professor an astronomer? A joke: (at the museum in Paris) First man: - Look! Here's the Mona Liza! Second man - Oh, come on! That lady's smile reminds me of my wife's when she thinks I'm lying.

Ну вот видите! Может эти насадки и не нужны, только место занимают, но разгадать эту загадку было делом чести! Вот что значит коллективный разум! Нас голыми руками не возьмешь! Представляю, как Hope запихивает туда фарш, формирует красивые биточки, вынимает, перекладывает в духовку, а потом всю эту конструкцию моет и сушит.. Кстати, они ко всем мясорубкам или теперь еще Мулинекс покупать?

Two more jokes: The old professor and his wife were sitting one night in front of their fire both deep in memories. Suddenly the bell rang. “Good gracious,” whispered the wife, “there’s my husband,” and rose to open the door. “Damn him!” exclaimed the professor and jumped out of the window. "Damn him!" - "Черт бы его побрал!" *********************************************************************** – My wife has the worst memory I’ve ever heard of. - Forgets everything, eh? - No, remembers everything.

(addition) I need a strong man to carry a huge water-melon. I need a man to repair the socket. In winter I need a man to beat the carpets in the snow. As you see, I need a man for many purposes. Saying: "A man is as old as he feels and a woman as old as she looks."

gimini You're a very smart lady and get two big virtual chocolates as a prize! Good-bye, gimini! Have a nice holiday and don't lie in the sun for a very long time! See you!

Если можно что-то заливать, может это что-то типа йогуртницы? Тем более порции маленькие...

One more story from our "Ladies' Club": Mr Sting complained to his friend about the discord in the family. His friend sympathized with him and shared the secret of his happy married life. "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the important once, so we never interfere with each other's business and never get annoyed with each other. We have no complaints and no arguments." "That sounds reasonable," answered Mr Sting. "And what sort of decisions does your wife make?" "Well," replied his friend, "she decides what jobs I apply for, what kind of house we live in, what furniture we have, where we go for our holidays and things like that." Mr Sting was surprised. "Oh," he said. "What do you call important decisions then?" "Well," answered his friend, "I decide who should be Prime Minister, whether we should increase our help to poor countries, what we should do about the atom bomb and things like that." discord - разлад (в семье) interfere - вмешиваться

1. I need a man to drive me to the country for the weekend. I also need a man to make holes in the walls with a drill. I badly need a man to repair a tap in the kitchen. 2. The man of my dream must be reliable. Appearance doesn't matter at all. When I was younger, I had a different opinion. 3. I hate liars, cowards and misers. But most of all I hate "chulos" (исп. альфонс) (I haven't found the English word in the dictionary. I guess there're no "chulos" among Englishmen)

Molly Malone Can you read my thoughts?

Dear ladies: Самира, Molly, gimini, Dinka! I have an idea. While our gentlemen are away on holiday and can't hear us , let's organize a little "Ladies' Club" and have fun together. For the next few days we'll discuss men, men in general, neither victorian nor Serdar, of course. We'll write anything we like about men: stories, jokes, anecdotes, proverbs, quotations about men. What do you think of my idea? (Later they can organize "Men's Club" and discuss women, we don't mind) I'll begin: Joke: - Have you and your wife ever had any difference of opinion? - Yes, but she doesn't know it. Proverb: "A hungry man is an angry man" See you!

Самира

Самира You are quite right! A very big delicious chocolate goes to you! Guess the film 1. An elderly district militia officer lives in a village. He is respected by everybody. He doesn't allow his daughter to wear a mini-skirt. (Hint: it's an old, funny, black-and-white Soviet film) 2. A country woman arrives in Moscow. She meets a taxi-driver and sings a beautiful song for him. The woman likes the driver but she's honest and doesn't want to cheat on her husband. Her husband is rude and greedy. (Hint: there are 3 trees in the name of the film) Have fun!

Molly Malone Yes, that's my favourite episode. Every time I watch it I can't help laughing. One more virtual ice-cream goes to you!

светлая Глазные капли ИРИС я покупала в ВЕТ-Максе на Писаревской, недавно. Один раз кошке капнула и все прошло. Они стоят не 250, а 60 рублей.

Самира The name of this film was mentioned not long ago. Hint: "The son-in-law breaks a cup..." [Lady Lg I can't guess any film] If you can't guess No 2, ask your sons! They know because it's a very famous film for children. It was also mentioned some days ago. Hint: this boy has never had a mother!

To Serdar: I wish you and Mrs Serdar a pleasant stay in Italy. Enjoy your trip and take care of yourselves! Good-bye!